Comments by Lurker2022

Both of those pies were perfect full face splats! I'm kinda jealous of Jay's pie throwing abilities

Video: Pied in a Bowtie12 hours agoreport

That's the face of acceptance, haha!!

Photo12 hours agoreport

Did he get his head smushed in a sandwich while he was getting stuffed full of cock? :loveeyes:

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I love how his lil gold chain has a glob of foam on it

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What are those pies??! They blanket your face so perfectly!! :loveeyes:

Video: Rainbow Sixtuesdayreport

Oh YES those were some nice fluffy pies! Loved how they stacked on your face. Also you look super fit and those biceps are outstanding. Love those compression shorts too, you look like you're made of steel. Favorite pie was the sandwich at 1:40 and the goopy mouth hole you spat out right after. Hot damn!

Video: Epic Pie Sessiontuesdayreport

I wonder what your last pleas were to try to get out of being punished as you so deserve. What sort of worthless, futile excuses you made...

Photo: Panic sets in as the pies approach!7 days agoreport

Mmm you liked watching other people get pied but you never thought it was going to happen to YOU, huh? And you ended up getting punished worse than they did. You probably wanted to scream at the indignity of it all and just got muffled by more pies

Photo: Punish a prudish clean freak? Naked pie torture!7 days agoreport

Jon you are so beautiful, look at that nice smile!! :loveeyes:

Photo9 days agoreport

I love how the pile just keeps getting bigger and bigger! Like it used to be just your head encased, but now only your legs are sticking out from a heaping mountain of cream. And it also looks like there are many more pies coming. You're not even close to finished! Gonna have to take EVEN MORE of them!!

Photo9 days agoreport

Lookit the cracked crust mouth hole! :blush: Poor baby, trying to get away~ it's too late baby, you are already trapped under those messy pies, and there's more coming to encase you, might as well accept it :love:

Photo11 days agoreport

This is your first content on here?? WOW talk about a strong start!!

Photo11 days agoreport

Oh you really got him down bad here

Photo12 days agoreport

Oh you trapped him! Well done, get him

Photo12 days agoreport

Jon's facial expressions in this album are incredible. WOOF what a hottie

Photo12 days agoreport

I wanna see you do that shirtless in gym shorts with a dozen gold chains around your neck and a backwards baseball cap. The demeanor in which you smash pies in your face and pose is perfect bro behavior

Video: Bro Pied12 days agoreport

Yes and your face is destined for many more pies in the future too, might as well accept it, you're going to get pied a lot in your lifetime

Photo: Man I've been pied a lot lately14 days agoreport

I love Megapies's expression!!! Wow he really gets around a lot, I kind of admire what an opportunistic pervert he is. Look how pleased he is with himself, he's so sexy for that!

Photo: 09 Ready for a pie sandwich16 days agoreport

Oh yes. Love the wet white shirt

Photo23 days agoreport

Great full face-stuffer and stance

Photo5/3/26report

It kinda drives me nuts that you are always fully clothed but at the same time you are the best at clothed wetlook and you look great

Photo5/3/26report

Trying to decide whether to take one more or not? Here let me help you [puts hand under yours and forces you to pie yourself]

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I love that stance because it looks like you got knocked back then sandwiched. Just gonna have to accept it and keep getting pied, poor baby

Photo5/3/26report

Oh wow you took so many! And out in the open too! Love the cute lil candle on your head :bahaha:

Photo: 4/3/26 #15/3/26report

Okay something about the body language in this photo makes it seem like an honest, spontaneous mistake which makes it so much hotter

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Oh. Really like this one. Really nice frat pie jock

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That's a really beautiful pie and you look like you are incredibly fit, too. I can tell you worked for those pecs and biceps

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You always have the most diabolical pie trashing. That looks hard to even MOVE in!

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I'm, like, scared if we lust after your content too much or say the wrong thing it'll vanish like your other A+ stuff lol

Video: Baker Boy Gets Surprise2/6/26report

Love to see a nice face-filling crusted pie like that on a big muscular hairy guy. Hell. Yes.

Photo1/30/26report

Absolutely perfect! AND you have a nice hard dick that's halting the pie before it hits the ground, too!

Video: Punishment from The Birthday Game1/27/26report

Those are some gorgeous pies and they look so good on you! Well done!

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Yeah, you know what? That actually WAS pretty entertaining! How many pies do you reckon you've taken total at this point in your life, uyt?

Video: The Entertainer1/23/26report

Very nice audition! I'd definitely pick you for the role. And naturally scoring the role means you'll be taking a LOT more pies.

Video: Highlights--an Awesome Audition1/18/26report

He looks so pleased with what he did to you

Photo: splat!1/16/26report

Oh, this is a proper embrace

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There go the tattoos. Claimed by the silver. No point fighting it. The silver always gets what it wants.

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Soooo irresistibly pie-able, wow

Photo: 4. a shirtless douchebag1/14/26report

Ha, "birthday suit" always wins these types of polls. It's a classic! And you look good naked

Video: Punko's Forum Vote1/5/26report

You broke him in *good.* Now he's an OFFICIAL pie slut. Would love to see a video of this!

Photo: Hanging his head in sloppy resignation 12/30/25report

Had to finish sealing that hole for your eyes off, hehe

Photo: I got served12/24/25report

I love the tiny glimpse of the smiling eyes and that nice heavy cream scarf that fell over your furry chest. Ur cute as hell man

Photo: Sandwich fun12/24/25report

OMG his head is completely ENGULFED I can't believe you would be that merciless to a first-timer!!! AHAHAHA

Photo12/22/25report

Omg you just could NOT stop wrecking him once you got started, lmao and he just kept taking it!

Photo: That last split second of sight�.12/21/25report

Yup. Wrecked again.

Photo12/18/25report

If I saw a pie balanced on your belly like those other pictures, I would NOT be able to resist flipping it up and smushing it in your face. It's just too satisfying! And you need it. You also need a lot more pies in the face, but this is a very nice start.

Photo12/18/25report

Yeah, so. I don't think he's a non-wammer anymore

Photo12/16/25report

You really made sure his first time was unforgettable

Photo: Making sure *every* part of him gets creamed 12/12/25report

Love it. Even when the pie throwing is over, the slop isn't finished with you yet

Video: Full Body Cream Pack12/8/25report

Oh he'll be back for more, I think. Look how hard his dick is. You awakened something in him.

Photo11/30/25report

You're a top tier pie dom even when you're taking the pies. Love it. Other guy was a real nice pie cowboy too

Scene: 2 Guys, 22 Pies11/29/25report

Man oh man. Wish I'd seen this video earlier. You talk just like a guy I used to fantasize about in trade school a few years back. Voice and everything. "You like that, son?" Good God almighty. All about it. I love being the young gun getting it from a more experienced gent.

Video: Socks Guy Tries Pies in the Face11/25/25report

That session did look hard to beat.

Photo: Shaving cream head (from my best session so far)11/5/25report

It is honestly impressive how many hot guys you somehow got to wear costumes and get nailed with pies. You really are one of the great mysteries of this website. It's maddening that you're probably the legendary job filler guy and there's probably archives upon archives of quality content we'll never see. Genuinely so curious about you. Wish I could volunteer as one of your models just to see how in the world you are pulling this off.

Photo11/1/25report

He really seems to get tricked a lot! Always satisfying to pie the gullible ones...

Photo: messybiguy tricked into being in the hot seat10/31/25report

I agree, super cute and very pie-able

Photo10/31/25report

That looks like it was so heavy~ ;P

Photo10/28/25report

You really weren't kidding with those trivia questions--and yet, you still did pretty well! You always did strike me as sharp.

Scene: Pie Trivia10/21/25report

WOW that must have felt so good

Photo: 610/14/25report

I like how you held your face up so the crust stayed intact. Good bear.

Video: Dad Gets Creamed!10/6/25report

I hope you never escape them.

Photo: Cream reused for pies 210/6/25report

He's such a good looking target. I'd love to see some new forms of destruction to him--kind of ambitious, but I'd love to see him completely submerged in a pool of shaving cream like Loxtercamp did once

Scene: She Found a New Use for the Leftover Tea Party Pies!10/6/25report

Mm-hm. Very nice pieing. Nice stacked smothering, just like you deserve

Photo9/30/25report

Ahaha that's diabolical, I love it

Photo: Anyone for pie?9/21/25report

Outstanding. I hope I also get to see the gif of you diving in. I'm so glad your brand of WAM is the TOTAL COVERAGE kind

Photo: Emerging from the pie9/21/25report

Such a goofball. Just asking for another one in the kisser

Photo9/19/25report

Incredible as always

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I love when you try to talk and it makes the cream wobble around a goopy indistinct hole. Super humiliating!! :loveeyes:

Video: Sirpiesalot Creams Himself9/11/25report

You look so good in there bubba. The urge to press you down under there is maddening...

Photo: Got pushed in the mud hole9/11/25report

Trapped in a pie sandwich timeloop! Nothing you can do about it except just keep getting creamed

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The presentation here is solid! You really seem like you enjoy getting pied and I appreciate that

Photo9/7/25report

So creative and fun

Photo: The pantyhose pie pop9/7/25report

Wow that is an explosive sandwich! I still remember your old content, it was excellent

Photo: SIRPIESALOT PIE SANDWICH9/6/25report

VERY pretty bear. Would love to see more angles of you

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Wow. Most exciting trailer I've ever seen. Can't wait to watch this excellent slut get coated

Video: Sneak Peek8/25/25report

FUUUUUCK that is a good pie. Seriously more people should do lying-down pies; they stack beautifully.

Photo8/22/25report

Unbelievably handsome man with absolutely beautiful fur. You are just a GORGEOUS daddy bear, wow

Video: Shaving Cream and Swiss Navy Lube8/18/25report

Um. WOW.

Photo8/14/25report

Absolutely incredible. So dominating

Photo: 0938/13/25report

Warm, sticky full-bodied nude hugs are THE BEST

Photo: 1028/13/25report

Gotta love how his gooey mug is being shown off to the camera

Photo: 1008/13/25report

Super hot video and it's nice to see your full body! You look just as good getting creamed as you did ten years ago. Absolutely smokin. Here's hoping for many more pies in the face for years to come!

Video: Friend Pies Me Good8/13/25report

Still can't believe THIS sexy beast has taken hundreds of pies to the face

Photo7/28/25report

What a QUALITY pie slut. Love u

Photo7/28/25report

This is just INSANE. All of your content is just so peak holy crap

Photo7/28/25report

WOW excellent find!!

Photo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42uIelukEog7/26/25report

Wow you really got pressed in there nicely! Beautiful, right where you belong

Photo: Gimme a kiss!7/21/25report

I bet that felt so good stuffing him

Photo7/19/25report

That looks heavenly

Photo: Cleanish 7/19/25report

Good. You really aren't supposed to be resisting mud anyway. Once you're claimed, that's it. That's where you belong.

Video: Mud Bondage7/18/25report

Simultaneous pie exchanges are so insanely hot. It's as though each person thought they were the dominant one delivering the pie, but left their own face exposed and got nailed. Both tried to get the upper hand and both got instant deserved, humiliating karma instead. Both you boys had that creaming coming! Serves you right :D

Photo7/17/25report

That was white hot. Such a handsome dude taking such a thick, creamy beatdown. Mmmm I love seeing a nice tasty furry cub get engulfed

Video: Foam Session7/16/25report

Whoa. Wasn't expecting this one. :loveeyes:

Photo7/9/25report

Wow, and this is only the start, huh?

Photo: The start of a massive pieing. 6/30/25report

The laughing was so, so good! I understand the need for privacy but man I wish I could've heard what was said. The little snippets of laughter were HOT.

Video: TX Messy Pool Session6/24/25report

Those are excellent. Whoever you're exchanging pies with is going to be awfully surprised when they get a faceful that thick! Like they don't even know how thoroughly they're about to be demolished.

Video: Testing out Pies for Naked Pie Fight6/24/25report

I can only imagine what it was like to be trapped and KNOW it's coming, then get punished with your head pinned down under a heavy cake. SUPER humiliating

Photo: 1 - Tied down and CAKED!6/22/25report

Oh my GOD I love me a stocky country cub

Photo: A summer pie at the field!6/18/25report

I don't know why, but this being out in an overgrown back porch by the field makes this so much hotter. You look so good out in the countryside, fuck!

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So gooey... :love:

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