I've always wanted to film this scene.
I go to a bakery in one of my PVC outfits.
I get a large cream cake and pratfall to the floor with it.
My face doesn't go in the cake.
I turn back towards the bakery staff and say, "BOY that was close!"
Right as I finish saying that, a woman wearing PVC boots walks through the door and steps on the back of my head forcing my face down into the cake.
I lay there with my face down in the cake as she picks up her order.
Right as I slowly lift my head up, she steps on the back of my head again as she is leaving, forcing my face back down into the cake.