Beware of the flying sauce-ers!
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You looked great from the start and it only kept getting better with each and every pie :)
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Video: Introducing Big Bird the Clown!Sundayreport
Hmmm - let you know if I have a what? :) :) :) :) :)
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Photo: pink leggings requested! DM for requests!Saturdayreport
completely and most thoroughly done :)
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Photo: Branston pickle plastering?Saturdayreport
Such a gorgeous smile you have - either clean or messy :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
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Photo26 days agoreport
definitely definitely done <3 <3 <3
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Photo: Loads of photos later x2/27/25report
Holy crap on a cracker - you're gorgeous and amazing :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
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Video: Messy Disco2/16/25report
What - no meatballs? :)
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Video: 31 Cans of Spaghetti Hoops2/12/25report
Done, done, done, done, done, done, and done :loveeyes:
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Photo: Custard pie1/29/25report
so very very very very done :)
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Photo: One final humiliation missing 1/27/25report
My compliments to the chef - and also done :)
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Photo: Ready for a doughing1/26/25report
Sure hope there weren't any thorns involved :)
Photo1/7/25report
Were you praying for more syrup? :)
Photo1/7/25report
Careful with those candles - don't want them burning anything important :loveeyes:
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Photo1/7/25report
I'm sure you had a really interesting shower to take after this :kiss:
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Photo1/7/25report
Nice feet too by the way :)
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Photo1/7/25report
The rose in the mouth is a great touch :)
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Photo1/7/25report
The moon came up early this evening :loveeyes:
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Photo1/7/25report
mmmmmm - it's like they have a life of their own :)
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Photo12/28/24report
Done :)
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Photo: 208. Dough covered with smelly onion pickle12/28/24report
very very in :)
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Photo: Patsy is offering wanking instructions 12/27/24report
I love the fact that you actually toss some of them from a distance rather than just smooshing all of them - and you're lucky enough to get to rub her butt afterward - Merry and Messy Christmas to you both :)
Video: Christmas Butt Pies12/21/24report
Done
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Photo: 188. Salad cream clown x12/15/24report
Such a gorgeous gorgeous smile you have :)
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Photo: P3-1 with lillies for mom12/15/24report
You look amazing both clean and messy :loveeyes:
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Photo12/13/24report
The BEST filling your shoes with shaving cream video I've ever seen <3
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Video: Mary Fills Her Shoes12/8/24report
holy freaking crap!!!!!!!
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Photo12/7/24report
I should use this as my screen shot at work on my last day - what are they going to do, fire me??????
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Photo12/6/24report
So amazingly done - the highlight of my day :)
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Photo: 195. Humiliated clown x11/18/24report
Very very very done :)
Photo: 162. Double self-pie x11/17/24report
Done!!!
Photo: 174. Baker in need of a dough covering x11/15/24report
A very pleasurable experience, if you know what I mean <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Video: Pink Cloud11/13/24report
Done (again) :)
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Photo: 136. Self-pie. Double variety 10/30/24report
Done - and thank you for the inspiration :)
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Photo: 127. I'm in a pickle 🙃 10/27/24report
Yes I would - many many many times :)
Photo: Would you pie this pretty face 😉6/16/24report
Oh wow - are they having a 2 for 1 sale today?
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Photo: Double fists6/9/24report
I love love love the combination of slop and balloons - excellent job :)
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Photo: 25 Litre Gunge Balloon Quarter Speed Low Quality5/19/24report
An amazing picture for sure - sorry it took me so long to find it :)
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Photo: Bound Mushy Pea Knicker Filling5/19/24report
Also well done :)
Video: Pasty Getting Pied5/5/24report
Well done ma'am, well done :)
Video: Patsy Admiring Her Pies5/5/24report
One of the greatest non-messy UMD pictures ever!!!!!
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Photo2/8/24report
fabulous fabulous fabulous - excellent fill job :)
Video: Pies in My Undies12/16/23report
I would make this my wallpaper at work but I don't think I'd get away with it :)
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Photo12/4/23report
It's almost like they have a mind of their own :)
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Photo12/3/23report
You have the best large yellow backside of anyone I know <3
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Photo7/23/23report
My very favorite one of yours :) :) :) :) :)
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Photo: Todays special: humiliation (in your face)6/24/23report
Who turned out the lights?
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Photo6/13/23report
SQUOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!
Video: Andi Cake Sit6/7/23report
A-f'ing-mazing - best way can put it
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Video: Seeing Red Velvet (Thank Y'all for Wotd!)5/2/23report
Gorgeous both clean and messy :)
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Photo4/29/23report
They seem to defy gravity <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Photo3/22/23report
Wonderful wonderful wonderful and let me say again, wonderful :) :) :) :) :)
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Video: Calypsojunequeen Wishes You a Very Messy Christmas a La Pies12/23/22report
A gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous woman <3
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Photo11/29/22report
and the winner for best supporting actor goes to........
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Photo11/5/22report
This is fabulous <3 <3 <3
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Photo9/17/22report
Love it (times 30) <3
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Video: First Dirty Thirty Trailer8/28/22report
You need to change your name to Watermelonienosha :) :) :)
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Scene: Watermelon Sugar Highness8/5/22report
You are amazing, Mel - but you should know that from me telling you so many times already <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Video: Melting Twist Cone Hyperlapse5/28/22report
Oh my god - you look delicious :)
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Photo: Tangy3/5/22report
Fabulous backside :)
Photo3/5/22report
And I say yes to motorboating for sure :)
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Photo: Sweet2/26/22report
love it love it love it love it love it LOVE IT!!!!
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Photo: Sweet2/26/22report
One of my most fun days ever :)
User: Michiganpie2/23/22report
Such a great looking clown you make :)
Scene: Moggy The Clown!11/22/21report
She's no Bea Arthur, that's for sure
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Photo: Sexy pies 11/20/21report
He looks brutastic, don't you think?
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Photo11/8/21report
Do I know you from somewhere?
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Photo10/31/21report
Mmmm pie and balloons :)
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User: Michiganpie6/19/21report
hubba hubba hubba <3
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Photo: BTS after video of Red Nose Day scene was complete3/23/21report
Hey, aren't you supposed to be wearing a mask?
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Photo8/9/20report
One of the best clown related gorgeous woman holding giant pies in her hands pictures ever :) :) :) :) :)
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Photo: Clowning Around!!7/23/20report
Hey you got a little something on your face there :)
Photo5/27/20report
This is a wonderful thing to watch while you're in quarantine. Mog and Shelly are really good together and really know how to dish out the slop. Well done, ladies <3
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Scene: Squeal Like a Piggy4/5/20report
Sitting home quarantining getting to watch this - thank you thank you thank you :)
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Video: Messy Session Part 3/33/27/20report
Excellent excellent excellent job - you're a lucky guy :)
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Video: Messy Session Part 1/33/26/20report
Guess I'm going to need to do laundry soon
Photo: After 6 pies3/23/20report
Happy Happy Sloppy Birthday to you :)
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User: LoserBoy1/9/20report
lucky lucky lucky lucky Shelly :)
Scene: Squeal Like a Piggy11/15/19report
Hmmm, tastes like chicken :)
Photo6/5/19report
Love love love love love love LOVE you in the pink, Moggy <3
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Photo: Pink gunge pool4/21/19report
Still the best profile picture EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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User: MogAnarchy4/15/19report
Did anyone else see that flock of cows that just flew over?
Photo4/13/19report
Happy Pi Day everyone :)
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User: Michiganpie3/14/18report
I can't give up looking for Jimmy Hoffa, I just can't
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Photo: Photo from langstonedale.com8/15/17report
New status: Pie is definitely a cure for the summertime blues :)
User: Michiganpie6/12/17report
Hey I thought I ordered chocolate cake?
Photo8/10/16report
New status: Could someone please help me look like this again?
User: Michiganpie7/31/16report
New status: Happy Birthday America :)
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User: Michiganpie7/1/16report
Looking good there, my clowny friend :)
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Photo6/22/15report
You look fabulous like this - not that you don't look fabulous in everything - but this in particular :)
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Photo6/10/15report
Even your feet by themselves are sexy :)
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Video: Sloppy Shoes5/21/15report
Such a gorgeous face - pie covered or not :)
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Photo3/30/15report
Bravo - five stars from me - or should I say five splats :)
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Video: Fake Tan Tutorial3/29/15report
Gor-jus :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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Photo: Floating Orbs!!! Agh!!!3/18/15report
To be in the middle of these two right now would be a bucket list sort of thing :)
Photo1/6/15report
Two gorgeous women holding pies - you can't get much better than this :)
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Photo1/6/15report
I have the feeling that anywhere you go is an instant party :)
Video: Party Cupcakes!12/29/14report
They're going to love you over there - just like we do over here :)
Photo: Getting ready for England! Lol!12/23/14report
Excellent excellent excellent work :)
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Video: Shaving Foam Gunging11/15/14report
Fabulous fabulous and let me say again - fabulous :)
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Video: Tuesday Home Alone9/10/14report
You take a pie very well - and you take the second one even better :)
Video: Pink Dress6/21/14report
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