FOAMSLAVEPhoto: Early photo shoot: boobs & black treacle.Tuesdayreport
How on Earth do you stop yourself from ejaculating after the first few seconds of making these? You must have superhuman powers (and a cock the size of a horse!)
messymummaPhoto: Extreme mess in Alice and the Mad Splatter8 days agoreport
Hey Trouso, I hear the estate of Lewis Caroll is extremely litigious! Seriously, this is some top draw stuff. If you are looking for a sponsor to make more of this give me a shout!
blofeld75Photo: Isla’s destruction at the bistro 19 days agoreport
That is an outrageous mess! Just the kind I wouldn't mind getting into myself given half the chance. If I was a woman I'd definitely let you do this to me, but I am not so I am guessing the point is moot. Curse my boys bits!
You know, I have often considered using real diary products like this. However, why is it that no matter how you try and freshen up afterwards there is always a patch of sour smell right under your nose! The poor lady must have wreaked for days after this pieing! She must have smelt like a pint of gold top with the lid pecked off by a bird!
Trouso you are master of the 'foldover' hairstyle. How you take perfectly acceptable straight hair and turn it into an attractive bun is exceptional. Keep it up ;-)