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Katy Perry wore it better.... It's a close second. Almost a tie. Katy Perry... Katy Perry... Mmm... *drools all over keyboard*
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can't wait to show it off ^_^ It was very, very nice...
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Have no idea how we weren't friends yet, you saucy thing ;) Glad we are now! x
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Oh you know I wouldn't miss that for the world ;)
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It was one of my favorite messy times with him ;)
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I'm hoping to soon! :D Keep your fingers crossed that the weather doesn't change to bullshit :P
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Heck yeah! ;) I sure did get my ass on it! CRUSHED it ^.^
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kinda glad the chocolate cake ended up not being used because this looked far lovelier :D
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Let your mind wander ;)
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you're after my heart here.. I'm OBSESSED with nail polish/manicures/pedicures...
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Yeah, I love this shot too... Nice thong wedgie w/ marshmallow creme ;)
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Well, we need to watch this new video of us... But first, lemme take a selfie! XD
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Winter pale ale & a glass of tangerine juice in the background lol
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Your pictures reminded me of the song "Peacock" by Katy Perry. Check it out ;) I prefer the live version... She looks SUPER sexy in it. I suggest you check out both! x
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No wonder so many people love it... I'm still creepin the pics of it ;)
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Awww... No screen shots from after you get in? ;) Teehee...
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you really are staring those panties down ^-^
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This is freaking ADORABLE... Besides the boner popping out of your shorts lol ;)
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You sure will soon! :) Just having to split the video into two :/ Meh...
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Yeah, I wasn't about to be friends with someone who thinks it's OK to rip off all the hard-working ladies and gents on here. He's just lucky I pixelated his name. Left the photo in case he ends up on UMD after all ^_^
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Mostly from how cold it was... Minimal gagging ;) But yes, you got it ^_^
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I think more ice cream parlors should be this way... Man, if I had a startup I'd have a WAY better concept than "Coyote Ugly" ;)
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WARNING: if you have epilepsy, don't watch this trailer... I'm already feeling an aura o_O But otherwise nice.
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I like the ice cream better hehe
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My bf doubted the authenticity of this, but there's video footage. Sucks I can't embed it :/
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I know, right?? Even Tina Fey said that she's the closest thing to what photoshop is trying to create with most models. She's got a tiny waist, real tits, a real ass, and they're all perfection. Boobs are a little big, but eh, I'll forgive her... It's all about that butt ;)
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If this didn't convince you to start wearing these, I don't know what will!!! x
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It feels pretty incredible... And it makes them all shiny ;)
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Yes I sure did ;) It was unbelievably-relaxing... Well, once I got over the initial reaction of being pulled in fully-clothed!!! LOL. You can tell I wasn't prepared like she was hehe.
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Man, that's insanely-high praise, especially from you! You've got like the WAM duchess on your side :)
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If you don't learn the dance from the "money rain down" video one of these days, I'm never speaking to you again. I don't care how "busy" you are or how you "have to work" or if you have to "raise your kid" or whatever... lol. Love you :)
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Thank ya, darling! ^_^ That whole set was awesome. Glad Ariel let me go nuts with it! :D
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This was a phenomenal set, if I do say so myself x
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Laugh if you want, but this is actually a picture of Jayce's ex (aka her son's dad)
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Jayce & Ariel together:"Whatever, WORDS."
If you'd like to know the source of that quote... Here you go lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8P5vGcf-NU
If you'd like to know the source of that quote... Here you go lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8P5vGcf-NU
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"Dick friends" needs to be on a t-shirt. We need to have a Jayce, Jilly, & Ariel fanclub called "dick friends" XD
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BTW, on the counter at the time was: 2 litres of ginger ale, a bag of xanthan gum, shaving foam, a stormtrooper, and a little bird that drinks water out of a glass --oh, and listerine. It's a WAM house, alright :D You don't wanna know what my counter looks like ha
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That part cracks me up more than any other part... Well, besides the "old bitch that ran out in front of me" part XD And you know what? That Listerine bottle was really sitting in there, that wasn't even planned LMAO
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nope, I didn't take these. Some d-bag (however talented he was) took them. He's just a d-bag because he screwed Jayce over :/ Long story.
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I LOVE being covered in sprinkles. The glee on my face is definitely not exaggerated :D
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"Look at that ripplage! Ripley's believe it or not!" This is the point where I spit mess out laughing XD
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This video is so hot... It screams sex and it's just you by yourself! GOD you are insanely sexy.
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Okay, if no one has tried it yet: oral is 10,000x better when you're hot and horny but pouring nice, cold chocolate syrup all over your body ;)
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I looooved being able to slip and slide all over his lap like that ;)
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