Comments by jilly - UMD Fetish

holy HELL... And I'd like to see more ripped nylons on this site as if anyone gave a damn haha. You wear them well ;)

Photo: see www.wsmproductions for more details.5/14/14report

Or "schticky" ;)

Photo: Gettin' shteamy in here ;)5/14/14report

You're gonna poke someone's eye out, kid.

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Oh, she decided to steal my purse when I was 14 and didn't give it back to me for a week? Pie to the FACE!!! I think my pies are revenge for fighting over a flat hairbrush every morning XD wow. We were stupid lol

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Itemized list of inside jokes:
-"the upright snake": a term we coined to describe Bobby Brown's dancing in the "Every Little Step" video.
-"Not even counting it! Throwing fliff like a SULTAN!": This is Professor Brother's "Fliff Night." Find it on YouTube NOW. You'll thank us.
-The song playing: Another classic YouTube find Kaydens showed us. It's called "Freak-a-holic" by The Egyptian Lover.
-Jayce's tits: this isn't a joke.

Video: Jayce Jilly Ariel Behind-the-scenes Clown Shoot5/13/14report

I can't decide when you're hotter: with or without glasses.... But it kind of goes out the window with a handful of dick in the shot ;)

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It's like it's popping out of my screen. I'm awful, sorry! Looooooooooove x

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That's just downright OBSCENE haha

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ewwwww sour custard *barfs* Everything we touch turns to a WAM item.. We live in WAM houses, drive WAM cars, food is no longer sustenance...

User: Biz5/12/14report

Domo ^_^

User: lh0_0hl5/11/14report

Mmm-mmm-MMM!!!! You could stare me down all day long ;)

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Smash-cut to the hard-on in the next picture... Hehe

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I know, right?? Kemic didn't get a video, just a bunch of AWESOME pics from the set. I've gotta send 'em to Ariel. Looks great! Then again I know the video quality is killer so they look just the same. I just love them.

User: Jayce5/3/14report

Thank ya darlin ^_^ Jayce really helped me learn which base to use and it made all the difference!

Photo: 1st attempt on clown makeup. Thanks Jayce & Ariel!5/3/14report

Rockin' dat tiny hat ;) haha

Photo: What clownery!5/3/14report

Muchos gracias ^_^ It was definitely a VERY fun day with Ariel & Jayce --one for the books!

Photo: iPhone pic, but still loved dressing up .D5/3/14report

Gunna get that vitamin D.

Photo: coloring methyl4/27/14report

MixMasterMeth.

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I needs this. NEEDS.

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She looks like she lost the tips of her fingers lol

Photo: jayce posing with a handful of methyl 4/27/14report

Dat good shit.

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SO HAWT XD

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Priddy cyoot MATCH!!!! lol. Always cute. She can't help it.

Photo: jayce looking cute after a shoot4/27/14report

HOLY MOLY. Wowsers. Real words escape me...

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you're the cupiest ^_^

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Mmmm... Kinder eggs...

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If I cut out all the boobies and below-the-belt action I'd say this is a really pretty picture ^_^ haha. BUT I still appreciate it for how well it's done. Brava.

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Why thank you ^_^ The tights certainly didn't survive the video, but they went out with dignity and slime hehe

Photo: Yummy yummy.4/18/14report

I certainly needed it hehe. I got that cookbook recently and it's on my large list of favorites now. Plus, honeycrisps are my favorite apple too ^_^

Photo: Vintage cook books are my fav ^_^4/16/14report

thank you, missy ^_^

Photo: what we do4/15/14report

dude, thank you. I thought it looked like shit because I just let it air dry, so the whole time I was second-guessing taking pictures haha

Photo: monday nights4/15/14report

HFS your profile picture MUST be explained!!! WOW.

User: ooo4/9/14report

Oh so NOW I see the sweet peaches pictures ^_^ Nicely done ;) Glad you got nice and sticky.

User: wamwright4/9/14report

So should this be the next release?? Just a-wonderin' ^_^

Photo: baby that's how we roll.4/9/14report

It basically turns into cement, right?? I remember this kind of happening when I ran out of cake batter and had to thicken something up the batch with bread flour, but it definitely wasn't THAT bad. But, you have zero regrets and you had fun, that's all that matters :)

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It took quite a bit of self control not to eat them all... Or put one in my panties and crush it with my butt hehe. Which was harder? No one will ever know...

Photo: My bf [a baker] handmade these for me ^_^4/3/14report

I'm definitely not either, but I heard it on broad city and I was like "hmmm. Reminds me of our older stuff" haha. It's still great, don't get me wrong, but we've made even better stuff and added some great --and established!-- ladies :D

Photo: House of Mess evolution ^_^ Feb 2012-present4/2/14report

I like bowls. It's like owls with a B, but not phonetically.

User: ILikeOwls4/1/14report

you'd better kneel down before me... BOW if I allow you to... Just don't make a peep when I'm pushing your head down with my sock-covered feet ;)

Photo: Send me all your suckers, please! :)4/1/14report

Gotta hang out one-na these days. I might need you to help me film a sumfin-sumfin.

Photo: snapshot4/1/14report

That's the best line I've ever heard pahahaha

Photo: keepin so clean theyre naming detergent after me4/1/14report

Love the new profile pic :D

User: Biz4/1/14report

Hopefully within the week ^_^ Hope you'll love it! x

Photo: baby that's how we roll.4/1/14report

Maybe we can swap... Files ;) Have a LAN orgy XD

User: wamwright3/30/14report

I'm dying over this camera angle. It's like we get to be a fly on the wall. I'd love to be ;)

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Meeeeeee!!!! She was just a widdle baby then ^_^

Photo: Jayce & "Me." (that's the cat's name)3/28/14report

I love how you got them both to look the same direction haha

Photo: Found these rustling through old files.3/28/14report

We filmed it a while back, but it still stayed a loooong time. It's the "miracle oil" ha

Photo: A series of butt shots.3/28/14report

Where would you put them? ;)

Photo: Coming to get you.3/27/14report

Glad I could brighten your day ^_^

Photo: quiet evening at home3/27/14report

how did I not see this piece of sheer brilliance yet?? I love peacocks... And cocks... So... Perfection :D

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Already getting started on learning my lines... ;) Now to decide the MESS. Care to give me some ideas for that part too?? hehe

User: wamwright3/27/14report

I'm pretty lucky haha ;)

Photo: Who doesn't like this angle?? Hehe3/26/14report

Thank you ^_^ it's a screen cap

Photo: Who doesn't like this angle?? Hehe3/26/14report

love the new profile pic. I need to use more Biz --it WORKS!

User: Biz3/26/14report

love me some bizz-nass.

Photo: snapshot3/26/14report

I second Kaydens!!!

User: WammerZeit Produktions3/25/14report

Got it!

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I especially love this shot haha. I was disappointed, clearly!

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This is hypnotic.

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Love the slo-mo action. It's incredible

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So glad you talked us into making that stuff. It looks like a mixture of melted marshmallow cream and shaving foam!

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oh my....

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I could watch you forever ^_^

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One of the sweetest things I've heard all day... Thank you, love x

Photo: quiet evening at home3/25/14report

Thank you, my dear ^_^

Photo: for me and you ^_^3/25/14report

you gotta purty mouth.

Photo: quiet evening at home3/25/14report

"Leg" -billy madison

Photo: don't think it'll be a bother3/25/14report

I'm actually listening to Gorillaz right now... Plastic Beach.

Photo: not much to do3/25/14report

I made sure to get the Gorillaz painting in the shot ^_^ Prominently-displayed for all to see! And yes, we do need to travel... Now that we fixed our HEADLIGHT we can travel anywhere without fear! haha. Asshole cops...

Photo: not much to do3/25/14report

Now THAT is a compliment! :)

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Thank you! Definitely one of my favorite parts once the white was added in :D

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I like it too :) It's only transparent when it stretches out like that, so I like the combination for sure. It looks and feels lovely ^_^

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Nice profile pic hehe

User: wamwright3/13/14report

Thank you! I absolutely LOVED it. I loved the color, I loved the gunge, I love it all ^_^

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Ecstasy ^_^ Thank you, doll.

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I know, right?? Kemic did a killer job filming this.

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RIIIIIP! This picture screams action shot.

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I LOVED how it went down my back like that! Slime ponytail! Reminds me of aerodynamics tests on cars...

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Well hello there, cutie ^_^

Photo: my first gunging3/12/14report

taking your advice, profile pic it be ^_^

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If it weren't ME in the shot, I'd get this blown up into a living room portrait or something haha. I just love the colors.

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hello dere ;) hehe

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It's definitely a MUCH nicer version of the slime I used in the tub :D In fact, it just might be 100% perfected! However, I did a recipe with Kaydens that was pretty amazing too ;)

Photo: Motion blur, but still awesome ;)3/11/14report

Man! The camera angles on your latest pics are INCREDIBLE. I wish we didn't have a stupid, heavy-ass camera :/ I've been wanting to get a housing unit for it for water video, but eh, I'm broke lol. You're the best!

User: GungeJacob3/10/14report

Always the sweetest ^_^ Thank you x

Photo: Just a tip of the iceberg, my friends-in-WAM ^_^3/10/14report

Oh no! What happened to your camera?? Also, LOVE YOUR HAIR omg. That's my favorite color :)

User: Hobby Kinkster3/8/14report

UMD needs to make a "Wammer of the YEAR" spot so you can be in the running :D You're WOTD every day in my dreams ^_^ Okay, I'm super-lame, I have to stop one of these days lol. You've gotta be annoyed as hell with my posts XD

User: ooo3/8/14report

y a ti, my dear ^_^

Photo: Capturing how much fun we were having ^_^3/8/14report

No, YOU are amazing, my dear ;) Hope to see more soon, love x

User: jackmessy3/7/14report

can't wait to see muh girl soon ^_^ I've missed my dose of vitamin K!

User: ooo3/6/14report

No publicly anyway...

Photo: I'm as happy as pie... ^_^3/6/14report

Welllll I don't know if he's ready to go public yet... You'd be surprised that he's a little shy ;)

Photo: I'm as happy as pie... ^_^3/2/14report

I'm certain he'd be up for a custom or two ;)

Photo: I'm as happy as pie... ^_^3/1/14report

Nope, not a "model," just a "wamster" ^_^ But thank you so much, you sweet thing. Of course I love YOUR pictures because I'll always have a sweet spot for body paint ;) It's in the top 5 of my favorite substances.

User: Bodypaintguy2/28/14report

I had an erotic dream about you last night... Then about living in "Walking Dead." I'm pretty sure you know why. A bibbity-bibbity-boo...

User: Biz2/28/14report

It's not a new concept but the food industry seems to think it's the new big deal. That's the exact layout of their food though. Panera, that is. Sensible exaggerations kill the mind of logical emotions and tolerance. Fire kills. Coal dust.

Photo: walking in the light of the sun2/28/14report

it's a fast-casual dining experience.

Photo: walking in the light of the sun2/28/14report

The look on my face perfectly conveys how I was feeling... *sigh* So comfortable. He's cozy...

Photo: never going to move...2/28/14report

constant talking, no communication. 100D3100. hairbrush. Okra. Ashes, ashes, we all fall away into the ceilings of old testament. Spiders.

Photo: ok lets go...2/28/14report