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This looks like panera.
Photo: walking in the light of the sun2/28/14report
mmmm canoli....
Photo: its been educational2/28/14report
Yes I am, Secretlife314! And zawwww... I'm not that special :P I'm a meme dork. I go to Memebase all the time. Such a waste --except for pics like these ^_^
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shit, this didn't show up sideways on my phone :/
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Wow. You'd be the WORST roommate ever. "jrock! You stuck your dingus in all of our jars of peanut butter! Come on, now!"
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User: jrock2/26/14report
Saw this on my Cheezburger app. Pattycake was in a meme photo too --from a wambabes set!
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Thank you so much :) That means a lot. You have really awesome taste so getting a compliment from you is great ^_^ I do love that dress SO MUCH.
User: Bodypaintguy2/26/14report
Believe me, waiting is NOT my forte... Have to travel to get muh supplies :/ GD it...
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We run with a pack of dudes named Chad "Uppercut" Sexington, Reebox "The Rowdy" Tersace, Pontiac "Danger" Cavetti, Michelob "Action" Jones, and Boom-tic-Boom-Boom-Boom "Rally Born, Boot-snatchin'" Mackey.
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User: Biz2/24/14report
"gunge worthy" is the question. "Definitely" is the answer ;)
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That's only because you need to pray to the WAM gods :D haha. Believe me, if prayers worked I'd be healed and doing cartwheels right now XD But thank you very much, my dear. I'm gettin' there. Workin' my tail off to make sure of it!
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User: newpieguy092/23/14report
Oh they're coming... Just you wait ^_^
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Gotcha!
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suuuuuuuuper gorge. So elegant.
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That's it, I'm writing a letter to the department of education...
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congrats hotness! :) well-earned WOTD!
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User: HRHGungeKing2/22/14report
SCIENCE! I wonder if we can get a grant for these studies...
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Just noticed "you can't make it squirt!" lol.
Video: Jilly and Jayce "make It Squirt"2/21/14report
everyone just concentrate on the look on Kemic's face hehe. Also, I don't know if it's because I'm a really petite person or because Kemic's hands are enormous, but his hands make my torso look TINY! haha
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dat look lol
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I need a plane ticket... I will start saving up, I'll get a second job, and I WILL motorboat those boobs! At least just STARE at them for a little while... Yeezus :P
User: MudBunny2/21/14report
"Now I'm in the kitchen... CRACK PAT!" lol XD
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User: Jayce2/21/14report
I'd like to test this...
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Personally one of my favorite parts... So thank you ^_^
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my boobs aren't big enough to "motorboat," but I can still smash his face into them when they're covered in foam!
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Yes, I agree. I can even say I enjoy a picture of myself, even though it's WILDLY narcissistic... We're obviously enjoying ourselves and my butt's all shiny from oatmeal ^_^
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Let's play "find the beauty mark" lol.
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I think Kay said something about "eating breakfast 'til she gets sick... I'm pretty sure Kemic would have NO problem having 2 girls filling their faces with his "lap oatmeal" (WOW... That sounded like a euphemism.. A really gross one lol)
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Jeez philip, way to kill the buzz here :P thank you, bnasty. I thought it was funny... haha ;)
Video: Jilly and Jayce "make It Squirt"2/21/14report
Oh psssh. You should NEVER get rid of those pictures :) I love when people post their favorite pics of me. It's the best ^_^
User: wamwright2/20/14report
They didn't freak me out o_O Did someone say otherwise?? I just haven't seen them until now :) I've been trapped in Nashville! hehe. I'm excited to see them ^_^
User: Pie Slave2/19/14report
Chad Sexington blows out vadges and shows NO remorse.
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User: Biz2/19/14report
I know the picture set is on Wambabes.com... Jayce's first appearance :D
Photo: Take that shirt off, woman!2/19/14report
I want to watch you sleeping with my Cinco Sleepwatching Chair, I love you more than the hundreds of stars in Tittlemen's Crest, I'll wear your dirty socks when I'm alone, and you will be my bride one day LOL. You're the best, my dear. Can't wait to see you again :)
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User: ooo2/17/14report
Gracias, mi dulce ^_^ I'm a sucker for shorts and knee-high socks...
Photo: Free in my videos section ^_^2/17/14report
The look on my face is probably the most correct reaction at the time haha. Like "holy HELL, did we really just make this stuff?? Look at what it's doing!"
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You'd better ^_^ Missed you, my love! But we're always happy to have you, any time. You're still our favorite lil lady xoxo
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Damn straight there are some good times to be had ;) Mmm mmm good! hehe
User: wamwright2/13/14report
Thank you, lovely ^_^ I'm taking vitamins and drinking a bunch of water so I'll be alive and kickin' on Kay's b-day :D I'm gonna get her gooooooood ;)
User: Pie Slave2/13/14report
The colors in this are AWESOME. Holy crackles!
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She certainly is ^_^ Took those pies like a CHAMP!
Photo2/10/14report
BYAAAAY!!! WOTD!!! :D Hands-down, tha best, y'heard? Love ya x
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User: ooo2/10/14report
you did a damn good job on that video dude.
Photo: ALL wetlook, ALL the time. New DL store!2/8/14report
not that face! lol. I loved your first reaction there ^_^
Photo: dat face. ha.2/8/14report
This is seriously the most incredible stuff ever. Kemic wants to make it like NOW. Mebbe we'll fill his pants with it :D
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We <3 you, Ariel!!! :) Miss you too. It's boring and snowy down here :'(
User: Ariel2/8/14report
Jayce confessions lol
Photo: Kay's in the House! [of Mess]2/7/14report
thank you! kaydens was a "virgin" with that slime & she worked it like a pro! :D
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I'm definitely not discounting all the other fine ladies you've had on SS, but I've always thought this one is the yum-yum-yummiest:D
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Looooove all the drippiness, and how it sticks to your skin, clearly ^_^
Photo: fuck this stuff rocks.2/7/14report
I love how this is two-toned... For a few brief seconds ^_^
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Photo: "Is this what I'll be doing for the job?"2/7/14report
smokin' hot! (see what I did there?)
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pssst... hey... kemic.. Your fly's undone dude. Everyone can see your business! ;)
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I look creepy as all hell, but hey, glow paint+creepy smile=.... creeper! lol
Photo: Who needs the super bowl??2/6/14report
Your snorting was totally audible lol. You can kinda hear Kemic laughing a little bit too, but thankfully it wasn't anything TOO distracting XD
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Messy motorboating. There should be a lottery where this is the prize :D
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Muchos gracias, my lovely ^_^ I really wasn't expecting it, but I'm not gonna turn it down!
User: wamwright2/6/14report
Why thank you, my dear! You're part of the reason I got it, I'm positive :) Feelin' all kinds of love... x
User: jurning2/6/14report
It was like we were taking a little "lovers bath" hehe ^_^ I love this part of the video.
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I thought that was too funny XD haha. She was like "thank you!" :)
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Freakin' right! I've got my shirt, we should take a picture of us together wearing them :)
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Both our reactions say it all hehe. I'm in lurve with that stuff.
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Yup :D Happy you were there to F us up ^_^
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z'awww thank you ^_^
Photo: I'm a total sucker for frilly panties.2/5/14report
DESKTOP PHOTO!!!
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"awww" is right. Kaydens is the cutest little thing. Just hearing her talk is like someone pouring a basket full of puppies all over you hehe
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Winter weather SUCKS.
Photo: Maybe I should send this to Booted-Babes.com lol2/4/14report
All I could think was "how creepy do I look??" haha
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Photo: Goofin' around on the weekend :)2/3/14report
this almost looks like an oil painting.
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might be my absolute favorite one of them all.
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you look yummy.
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you early Trent Reznor-looking muh fuh ;)

Love love love la-la LOVE these pictures...
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BRILLIANT.
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Kemic and I have thought about billing him as "The Egyptian Lover" on our store XD lol. You are responsible for that being stuck in my head for 48 hours now...
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User: ooo2/1/14report
duuuuuuude, that slime was made for us! and clearly any small container is too lol. love how jayce was all like "you tiny bitches who fit in anything!" That stuff is rad-sauce, no doubt. *sigh* At least by next time I can partake with you and drew haha
Photo: not that pajama wedgie! jilly's hard work lol2/1/14report
I know I'm biased because I took this, but goodness me... No way it could look that good without you lookin' that good ^_^
Photo: i get wet.2/1/14report
Dude, it's SO nice... I loved pouring all of that on him.
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Photo: (screen capture)1/29/14report
Hope we'll see you at Jayce's this week! :D
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Photo: (screen capture) First bucket.1/29/14report
Promise when the forum post goes up, I'm censoring any pictures that are... Um... "Graphic" for him lol. But yeah, here's how he got the jorb ^_^
Photo: "house of mess" interview1/29/14report
I like what I can see peeking through ;)
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Photo: "house of mess" interview1/29/14report
you got that right ;)
Photo: 1 of my favs... SOOO hot...1/28/14report
MAN that stuff is the best!!!
Video: Jilly's Bathtub Slime: Before She Got In1/26/14report
Amen! Do it, Kemic!
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:)
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I've been surrounds by hipsters too much :P It just stays this way. Hilarious.
Photo: My hair dries into "scene hair" by itself now XD1/21/14report
CFL bulbs in a terra cotta-colored living room! My lighting blows XD
Photo: My hair dries into "scene hair" by itself now XD1/21/14report
Well thank YOU :) That just made my day x And maybe your pictures did too ;)
User: cleanG1/20/14report
Mmmm hmmm.... ;)
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Glad I could help :) Also, still super-glad to see you back on UMD.
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you sweet thing, thank you ;) x
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And that's a low-res shot because it's a gif! I do love my "baby" though, it's made some great videos ^_^ Kinda wish you were my pillow in that video hehe. Did I say that?? Nope! Ignore that! ;)
Photo: Sooooooo coooooool :D1/20/14report
Well, we kinda needed a new mattress anyway --you can imagine that we already ruined it beforehand ;) hehe. But we DEFINITELY didn't ruin the actual bedframe. Not totally, at least. It's an antique!
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Photo: Gettin' antsy to release this :D1/20/14report
Hope to see more of you on here, mister! Jilly misses you... And I kinda want everyone to know who the mastermind behind the strawberry shortcake outfit was ;)
User: wamwright1/19/14report
Where I took all the leftover cake, custard, pie crust and made a giant pool in the floor with it... Wiggled in it a lil :D
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"BONUS CAKE!" *smash* (found some extra cake pieces hehe)
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Griiiiiiinding very slowly ;)
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Chocolate custard, chocolate cookie crust, whipped cream, what's not to love?
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SOOOO yummy :D Rainbow cakes are where it's at!
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You cheeky man ;)
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HBIC WOTD!!!! Unh!!! Get 'em ;)
User: Ariel1/19/14report
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