Yes I am, Secretlife314! And zawwww... I'm not that special :P I'm a meme dork. I go to Memebase all the time. Such a waste --except for pics like these ^_^
We run with a pack of dudes named Chad "Uppercut" Sexington, Reebox "The Rowdy" Tersace, Pontiac "Danger" Cavetti, Michelob "Action" Jones, and Boom-tic-Boom-Boom-Boom "Rally Born, Boot-snatchin'" Mackey.
That's only because you need to pray to the WAM gods :D haha. Believe me, if prayers worked I'd be healed and doing cartwheels right now XD But thank you very much, my dear. I'm gettin' there. Workin' my tail off to make sure of it!
Video: Jilly and Jayce "make It Squirt"2/21/14report
everyone just concentrate on the look on Kemic's face hehe. Also, I don't know if it's because I'm a really petite person or because Kemic's hands are enormous, but his hands make my torso look TINY! haha
I need a plane ticket... I will start saving up, I'll get a second job, and I WILL motorboat those boobs! At least just STARE at them for a little while... Yeezus :P
Yes, I agree. I can even say I enjoy a picture of myself, even though it's WILDLY narcissistic... We're obviously enjoying ourselves and my butt's all shiny from oatmeal ^_^
I think Kay said something about "eating breakfast 'til she gets sick... I'm pretty sure Kemic would have NO problem having 2 girls filling their faces with his "lap oatmeal" (WOW... That sounded like a euphemism.. A really gross one lol)
They didn't freak me out o_O Did someone say otherwise?? I just haven't seen them until now :) I've been trapped in Nashville! hehe. I'm excited to see them ^_^
I want to watch you sleeping with my Cinco Sleepwatching Chair, I love you more than the hundreds of stars in Tittlemen's Crest, I'll wear your dirty socks when I'm alone, and you will be my bride one day LOL. You're the best, my dear. Can't wait to see you again :)
The look on my face is probably the most correct reaction at the time haha. Like "holy HELL, did we really just make this stuff?? Look at what it's doing!"
Kemic and I have thought about billing him as "The Egyptian Lover" on our store XD lol. You are responsible for that being stuck in my head for 48 hours now...
duuuuuuude, that slime was made for us! and clearly any small container is too lol. love how jayce was all like "you tiny bitches who fit in anything!" That stuff is rad-sauce, no doubt. *sigh* At least by next time I can partake with you and drew haha
Love you, too
Photo: not that pajama wedgie! jilly's hard work lol2/1/14report
I know I'm biased because I took this, but goodness me... No way it could look that good without you lookin' that good ^_^
And that's a low-res shot because it's a gif! I do love my "baby" though, it's made some great videos ^_^ Kinda wish you were my pillow in that video hehe. Did I say that?? Nope! Ignore that! ;)
Well, we kinda needed a new mattress anyway --you can imagine that we already ruined it beforehand ;) hehe. But we DEFINITELY didn't ruin the actual bedframe. Not totally, at least. It's an antique!
Photo: Gettin' antsy to release this :D1/20/14report
Hope to see more of you on here, mister! Jilly misses you... And I kinda want everyone to know who the mastermind behind the strawberry shortcake outfit was ;)