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New status: i sit back and sip my soda, dont like tea.
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User: Jayce5/23/17report
we are taking wetlook customs with them as well! :D the more the merrier!! :D
Photo5/21/17report
i have a couple of oufits like this now, since someone awesome donated them to me!! i have wondered how the wetlook community would feel about me using them! underwear underneath? bra underneath?? id like to go nude so ill do some nude but i like to please as well :) my bread and butter! tee hee
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Photo5/21/17report
New status: New vid down to 6.50! Want yall to see!!
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User: Jayce5/19/17report
oh yeah that mess was SO AWESOME!!
Photo5/17/17report
its no big deal i just cant get messy and have to keep it elevated a day or two...which is gonna be tough to do bc i have stuff to do. lol. but its no big deal. just getting some stuff done! and dont worry foot lovers, i will be good as new!! :D
Photo5/17/17report
New status: 300 followers & ill do 50% off for 2 days!
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User: Jayce5/15/17report
i think ariel is probably gonna kick your ass!! she is in the gym and she got that BOOOTY!! ariel has a naturally amazing ass and you should see it now. its even more amazing. we need to do tribute video to her ass....may change your mind. dixie does have a great ass, though :) shes 18...shes pert :)
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Photo5/15/17report
hey thanks for the awesome review!! send me your email to my email, justaskthecheat@gmail.com so i can send you a free unreleased mud vid!! :D
User: mhalver5/15/17report
New status: Cover me in paint!!!!!
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User: Jayce5/14/17report
oh man it was exactly that! i was part of a slop bucket!! there was EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE DISGUSTING in there!! nothing but savory!!
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Photo5/13/17report
it had some growth on it and she shaved the top of it HORRIBLY!!! she left all kinds of stray spots!!! and went with the grain instead of against it. if she is gonna shave me, atleast do it right but she was fucking with me the whole time. she knew she was being a dick! haha
Photo5/13/17report
that bitch lathered up my hair!! shaving foam is TERRIBLE for your hair so, i was not happy and i think here, she had just shaved my stomach!! i was so pissed!! i dont have enough hair there to shave! asshole!! XD
Photo5/13/17report
yeah, i would like to use this bed strap again and do an above shot video....anyone game??? bc i wanna do it real bad!! i have more vinyl sheets! :D
Photo5/13/17report
if we have that swimmable mud like we did a couple years ago for a few days, hell yes it would!!! i have been looking into inflatables here lately.....anyone wants to buy this for me and you can have the videos we use it in!! :D #beggarstatus. lol!!
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Photo5/12/17report
now i want this thing really really badly!!
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Photo5/12/17report
i have those same hunters but a little taller i believe. they are awesome! good looking mud!!
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Photo5/12/17report
ariel has a smaller waist than me. i am more wide from the front. that is always how i can tell! high hip bones and too much hardees. lol XD
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Photo5/12/17report
OMG ARIEL LOOK AT THIS!!!! TOOO COOOL!!!!
Photo5/12/17report
this pic will go down in history. its amazing.
Photo5/12/17report
yay for titties! and thank yall. they are fun! :D i need to do a "tittie tribute" video. lol!! they deserve it!!
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Photo5/11/17report
haha!! yes!! i love them a lot too!! :D
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Photo5/10/17report
New status: follow me on twitter! https://twitter.com/jayce_ho
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User: Jayce5/10/17report
thank you :) lots of swimming....i needed a rest ;) we had a BLAST in that pool! i cant wait to do it again if we can!!
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Photo5/8/17report
thank you! i think they matched my bra nicely! plus they shimmered along with those jeans when wet! :D
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Photo: coming soon! 5/6/17report
getting customs with us and ask us to really give it to eachother....do you REALLY know what you are in for? lol!! XD relentless DICKS!!! we go all out!
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Photo5/5/17report
ariel=fucking adorable
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Photo5/5/17report
this video, i feel like, did not get the attention it deserved! it is seriously one of the most ruthless mud fighting vids ever with a funny beginning and plot. this was right after i left a boyfriend and i had ariel go to the pits with me...i came up with a short plot and then basically, we kicked eachothers ass in the mud! it was fucking AWESOME. ! if you like mud wrestling, you need to catch this one!! i love it!!!
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Photo5/5/17report
New status: Check out nuru scene on drenchme!
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User: Jayce5/4/17report
this one is going down in history.....bahahahah! fuck you april for putting this up.! lol. im kidding. i remember when she did and she called and told me about it. i died laughing i was like "of course you can leave it up! that is fucking brilliant!!" lol!! it really captures the GROSS of the shit in my hair. fucking TORTURE! XD
Photo5/4/17report
girl. been up since 5! nightmares...the fuck? early bird gets the worm!!! XD lol!!!!
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User: Ariel4/30/17report
New status: new vid 5.99 till tomorrow! Dixie, sexy AF!!!
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User: Jayce4/29/17report
New status: 1 more day of xrated for 12.99 & check out nuru vi
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User: Jayce4/27/17report
New status: xrated mud pool to 12.99 2 days-then to the vault!
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User: Jayce4/26/17report
New status: taking sponsors/customs for another mystery sub tu
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User: Jayce4/24/17report
New status: tweet tweet!! :D XD
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User: Jayce4/21/17report
thank you! one of my friends from canada sent them to me from some canadian place that is i guess like a victorias secret up there. like a nice panty store! i love them! :D
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Photo4/18/17report
umd screen caps are where its at! :D and thank ariel! she shot this for me!! :D she did an awesome job capturing my fun bc i was ALL OVER the place!
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Photo4/17/17report
you need to edit some of my videos!! haha! i am dying laughing!!!
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Video: The Results of a Few Adult Beverages While Editing4/17/17report
thank you! i do some posing in it for a few minutes in the video before trashing it :) standing up and showing off ;) bc it really did look hot! and i am not one to think i ever look hot in anything but this outfit was very flattering! i managed to salvage it!!! :D as the shower scene shows! lol! i saved the outfit before i cleaned myself! XD
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Photo4/17/17report
if i were to ever do any b/g stuff like that, it wouldnt be released on here! that is a little too far for me to share, on here! but yeah, that would have been super fun!!
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Photo4/17/17report
i more than made up for the fact that there wasnt one with me...if you were just listening...you would swear there was a dude in there!! XD the way i was talking and moaning!
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Photo4/16/17report
the mud was fun to play with the girls in but having a dude in there with me would have been more fun....but, as you can see, i had some good friends to have a LOT of fun in this video with ;) haha!
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Photo4/16/17report
thank you! i figured a super sexy video needed a super sexy outfit! i had been saving this one to get TRASHED beyond repair! :D
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Photo4/16/17report
that is normally a glass anal toy but i like to slide it on substances on my clit and it feels really awesome!!! :D thank you!!
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Photo4/16/17report
I TRIED to not put up EVERYTHING and leave something to be desired but there is a lot of this going on in the video ;) it was really really fun!
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Photo4/16/17report
yep! :D i was happy as hell that they accidentally sent me a box of that white mud!!! :D it was AMAZING!!!
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Photo4/16/17report
New status: New X rated vid in the house OF mess!
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User: Jayce4/15/17report
I NEED TO PUT OUT AN AD FOR AN ARTIST AND PHOTOGRAPHER SO I CAN REMAKE THIS PHOTO!! OMG. IN LOOOOOVE!!!!
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Photo4/11/17report
New status: have had some family stuff. will email soon. TY :)
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User: Jayce4/8/17report
the mess was incredibly wild!! but, her reactions were even more wild and fun and she was so grossed out! we really gave it to her for her being a wam virgin! she is officially broken in, now!
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Photo4/6/17report
you are too kind! :) i would love to give out pies...dressed in just about anything!! :D
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Photo: close the door behind me ;) 4/5/17report
that was a FACE PLANT!
Photo: yeah she did that....4/2/17report
it was really cold...i was losing my breath as it came down bc it came down as a thinner clay but still insanely coating...and then the thick stuff started coming down and whooooaaa!!! it was like milkshake coming down on top of me but a liked the consistency much better than a milkshake. the cold was insane with the texture! awesome. and thank you!!
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Photo3/31/17report
New status: NEW DRENCH ME & HOUSE OF MESS RELEASES!!
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User: Jayce3/29/17report
RELEASED TODAY!!
Photo: yeah she did that....3/29/17report
New status: i would lick pattys butt and then go shopping #rea
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User: Jayce3/29/17report
New status: UPLOAD WHY DONTCHA??!! RAWR!!
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User: Jayce3/27/17report
thank you ;) i usually go for longer wigs but i think this one turned out well. :) i dont get to do it often but when i do, i have a lot of fun :)
Photo: havent done clown in a while! 3/27/17report
i have always wanted to know messygirls secret to how AWESOME the mehron looks on the girls! its pretty righteous! love it!!
Photo3/24/17report
thank you so much for the sweet comments! i was a giggly nervous wreck before this one but i quickly was in there like "yesssss!!!!" all it took was feeling those shoes fill with mud ;)
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Photo3/24/17report
indeed! luckily my offspring turned out fucking brilliant and amazingly hilarious. usually they like him better than me! XD and you are right. i can eat a whole can of some cheddar cheese pringles!!
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Photo3/24/17report
thank you, dear! :D
i didn't get to see myself in my outfit or anything before i got out there...i was excited but ariel shot this and said it looked hot..she was right! i dig it!! ive had this one a long time! it deserved a proper trashing ;)
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Photo3/24/17report
just being silly before the scene ;) i was nervous to get in bc there was a really cool part in this one (which this was my own idea, outfit, and fun time) which was cool and also VERY COLD! plus, sometimes a little modesty dont hurt ;) they made their way out quick enough! haha! XD
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Photo3/24/17report
thank you :) i must NOT know how to wrap a guy. i am single as a pringle! lol XD but hey, i am not complaining. i dont have to answer to anyone ;)
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Photo3/24/17report
thats me rocking the "my hair is SOOOOO FUCKING LONG !!!" throw it up in a ponytail look. hah! XD glad it works!
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Photo3/23/17report
you should see the look on dixies face behind us when all this went down. i gotta get a screen cap of that. i warned her "this is gonna get real....real quick" i dont think she believed me....lol XD
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Photo3/22/17report
you can go to pattycakezips where you can get some of her vids...and it wont be such a hardship...but paying for these vids and stuff is what keeps us girls able to do this stuff. so, its always best, even if you can contact pattycake yourself, to purchase from the model. :) otherwise, we couldnt continue to do the awesome stuff we do! ;) just a word to the wise bc i know you are a big fan of hers. i am too!! :D
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User: InuYami3/22/17report
thank you, dear! i was able to salvage those bikinis!!! i worked so hard on them and they are salvaged!!! YASSSS!! im the most awesome person i know....lol XD kidding. we had so much fun and yes, i still have 5 of those guns. i am excited to fill them with GUNGE!!! anyone interested? inbox me!!! we can fill buckets up and have a full on gunge war with these things!!!
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Photo3/22/17report
you dont need anything free of pattycakes :) she has a website where you can become a member and have access to all her stuff! :D and she has wonderful productions! and thanks for the wamming!!! *throwing you on a bed full of shaving foam!*
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User: InuYami3/22/17report
this one and the one we did for your good friend, hooter ;) ill go ahead and say it....im sore as fuck. ariel is in the best shape of her LIFE, YALL!! she is a beast!!! and she is a feisty bitch! she comes up with the worst things to do! that tittie twister?! omg!!! what the fuck? that is why unscripted scenes with us are always best...the fucking rock. lol XD
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Photo3/22/17report
if you mean did i head lock her and put my vagina in her face....then yes, yes it is...a lot of that happened. along with titty fights, slapping vaginas, assholes in faces, hair pulling, wedgies that i think i still have some thong in my ass. typical, no script, me and ariel type shit. lol XD
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Photo3/22/17report
it was a total FACE PLANT!!! omg!! and yeah, it got REAL!! when we mud wrestle, we go hard!
Photo: yeah she did that....3/21/17report
New status: MUD MUD AND MORE MUD!!!
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User: Jayce3/20/17report
thank you so much for the kind words! you are awesome! xoxo
User: KeithC_3/19/17report
you are TOO GORGEOUS!!!
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Photo3/16/17report
i mean, someone who orders a mud custom doesn't ask me to see the girl covered in mud before they order it. see what im saying? that is just not how this works. feel free to email me anytime.
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
there are sample pics up of the girls on the forum. im sorry but i dont put up free pics of a video that you want before hand. that is not how we do things. i assure you that the girls will look beautiful whatever they do. thank you :)
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
OH MY GAWD! both of our hair??!! we will be washing for DAYS. LOL! mine is so long! i just made an appointment for next thursday at aveda and kyla is gonna SHIT when she sees it!
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
me too. i love turkey and salami on honey wheat toast......some provolone. yum. XD this was a good PIE sandwich! loved it!! i couldnt hear very well for a while which was okay. i was screaming most of the time anyway. cold torture!!
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
hey, we talked via email! im gonna have a house full of girls this weekend! ;) so, just hit me up! i can make it happen for ya!
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
glad you dig it! :D
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
New status: FREE PI VID OF ME&ARIEL! ENJOY!
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User: Jayce3/14/17report
thank you :) i do have a blast! thank you for noticing!!
Photo3/14/17report
thank you! it was the most spectacular, beautiful mess!!! fucking amazing!
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Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/14/17report
thank you! black crisco was deffo a challenge but honestly, id do it again! it got so warm under there! really neat!!
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Photo3/14/17report
fucking HOT AS HELL!!!
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Photo3/13/17report
OH IT GOT SOOOOO MUCH WORSE!! lol! but she knows i HATE BEANS!! so, she made sure she got me pretty fucking good!! mean little thing! XD
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Photo3/12/17report
dayum! packing some heat in there!! nice!
Photo: All creamed up3/12/17report
i like takin care of yas, hooter ;)
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Photo: New Download in DrenchMe! 3/12/17report
thank you! i like to grab them myself!!! XD if i dont, who will?? lol !!!
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Photo: New Download in DrenchMe! 3/12/17report
This girls name is Emily. I have her for one day! :D
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Photo3/12/17report
New status: i love seeing all these new wammers! inspiration!
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User: Jayce3/11/17report
if someone gets a custom and asks her to, im sure she will :D
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Photo3/11/17report
i wanna use it SO BAD in the mud! its never been used! ;) it needs a good breaking in!
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Photo3/11/17report
it was SO MUCH FUN!!! OMGOSH!! it was a travesty when we had to get rid of it!
Photo3/10/17report
New status: New DRENCHME DL FOR 5.OO WEEKEND ONLY!!
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User: Jayce3/10/17report
New status: BOOK YOUR MUD CUSTOMS! DEEP MUD/LOW PRICES!
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User: Jayce3/10/17report
awe :) shanks! ;) xoxox
Photo3/10/17report
this was really fucking fun. he acted like afterwards i had totally just ruined him for life...but now hes asking to do it again!! bhaah! he loved it!! he had just never been messy and imagine getting a huge pie and then a demanding girl crushing pie even more into your face and telling you to lick her ass to pussy?! it was a lot to take in for a first time but he did good ;) i cant wait to do this again...omg. it was AMAZING. i kinda wanna try cake next time...
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Photo: PIE VIRGIN GETS MORE THAN JUST PIE!3/10/17report
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