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you are TOO GORGEOUS!!!
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Photo3/16/17report
i mean, someone who orders a mud custom doesn't ask me to see the girl covered in mud before they order it. see what im saying? that is just not how this works. feel free to email me anytime.
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
there are sample pics up of the girls on the forum. im sorry but i dont put up free pics of a video that you want before hand. that is not how we do things. i assure you that the girls will look beautiful whatever they do. thank you :)
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
OH MY GAWD! both of our hair??!! we will be washing for DAYS. LOL! mine is so long! i just made an appointment for next thursday at aveda and kyla is gonna SHIT when she sees it!
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
me too. i love turkey and salami on honey wheat toast......some provolone. yum. XD this was a good PIE sandwich! loved it!! i couldnt hear very well for a while which was okay. i was screaming most of the time anyway. cold torture!!
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
hey, we talked via email! im gonna have a house full of girls this weekend! ;) so, just hit me up! i can make it happen for ya!
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
glad you dig it! :D
Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/15/17report
New status: FREE PI VID OF ME&ARIEL! ENJOY!
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User: Jayce3/14/17report
thank you :) i do have a blast! thank you for noticing!!
Photo3/14/17report
thank you! it was the most spectacular, beautiful mess!!! fucking amazing!
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Photo: Photo from Jayce Lane's House of Mess3/14/17report
thank you! black crisco was deffo a challenge but honestly, id do it again! it got so warm under there! really neat!!
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Photo3/14/17report
fucking HOT AS HELL!!!
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Photo3/13/17report
OH IT GOT SOOOOO MUCH WORSE!! lol! but she knows i HATE BEANS!! so, she made sure she got me pretty fucking good!! mean little thing! XD
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Photo3/12/17report
dayum! packing some heat in there!! nice!
Photo: All creamed up3/12/17report
i like takin care of yas, hooter ;)
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Photo: New Download in DrenchMe! 3/12/17report
thank you! i like to grab them myself!!! XD if i dont, who will?? lol !!!
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Photo: New Download in DrenchMe! 3/12/17report
This girls name is Emily. I have her for one day! :D
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Photo3/12/17report
New status: i love seeing all these new wammers! inspiration!
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User: Jayce3/11/17report
if someone gets a custom and asks her to, im sure she will :D
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Photo3/11/17report
i wanna use it SO BAD in the mud! its never been used! ;) it needs a good breaking in!
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Photo3/11/17report
it was SO MUCH FUN!!! OMGOSH!! it was a travesty when we had to get rid of it!
Photo3/10/17report
New status: New DRENCHME DL FOR 5.OO WEEKEND ONLY!!
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User: Jayce3/10/17report
New status: BOOK YOUR MUD CUSTOMS! DEEP MUD/LOW PRICES!
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User: Jayce3/10/17report
awe :) shanks! ;) xoxox
Photo3/10/17report
this was really fucking fun. he acted like afterwards i had totally just ruined him for life...but now hes asking to do it again!! bhaah! he loved it!! he had just never been messy and imagine getting a huge pie and then a demanding girl crushing pie even more into your face and telling you to lick her ass to pussy?! it was a lot to take in for a first time but he did good ;) i cant wait to do this again...omg. it was AMAZING. i kinda wanna try cake next time...
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Photo: PIE VIRGIN GETS MORE THAN JUST PIE!3/10/17report
if you would like to see us get wet together, our wetlook scenes are extremely reasonable! message me!
Photo3/10/17report
we did a wetlook scene in the kitchen where we drenched eachother with the kitchen sink! you wouldnt believe how incredibly SOAKED you can get just using your kitchen sink!!! :D its an awesomely fun set! we filled up some awesome hunter wellies too!
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Photo3/9/17report
id love to do this again! :D
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Photo: PIE VIRGIN GETS MORE THAN JUST PIE!3/9/17report
ariel, you dirty dog, you are totally checking out them tittaaaayyyysss
Photo3/8/17report
gimme mud bondage!!! mmmmm!!! i havent gotten to use this arm restraint yet!
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Photo3/8/17report
thanks! i didnt know but that little area under my panties where you can see where my thighs have a gap...is called a "spread" "the more you knoooowwwww" *ding*! lol!
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Photo3/8/17report
we would totally win it!!! lol! that molasses is no joke! the molasses 2.0 that i made was even crazier!! but, this molasses was real deal awesome and having 2 of my faves in there with me? even better!!! you cannot imagine how heavy those clothes were! omgosh! you have to see us grunting and squealing trying to get them back on after stripping and hiding them in the pool and fishing them back out! lol XD its funny as hell.
Photo3/7/17report
;) yummy pies.....
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Photo: close the door behind me ;) 3/7/17report
we can get the new girl to push me in with her uniform on too and then i pull her in at the end!! :D after i get my whining out of my system and she trashes me!
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Photo3/7/17report
im sorry, KNEE SOCKS. woops. I NEED ankle socks. i have it on my grocery list for walmart. lol.
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Photo3/7/17report
this scene was like that except i was more bitchy about how i was gonna get pay back to the camera guy and get paid more and how i was gonna never let him work again. sweet jayce turned into a straight up, MAD JAYCE but still posed cute as can be even after getting slimed bc i wanted to still get paid. but, playing the whiney, damsel in distress, is one of my faves :) hit me up and ill do it for you in the mud! i have A TON of brand new white ankle socks!
Photo3/7/17report
i have some super cute pastel nikes too that are begging to be trashed! i am so down!! i am really excited about this stuff!!
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hell yeah she should!! :D and then she should get a total soakdown afterwards!!! bad cheerleader! bad!!! lol!! XD i love the uniforms. plus, i just got some new keds!!
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Photo3/7/17report
New status: New MOLASSES POOL VID! $5 FOR 2 DAYS!
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User: Jayce3/7/17report
thank you! you can find it at
http://wammerific@umd.net
Photo3/6/17report
New status: LAST DAY FOR HALF OFF DRENCHME! ONCE A YEAR, YALLS
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User: Jayce3/6/17report
you get stuck at midas getting your car fixed for 6 hours and you do some walking...and shopping for when the girls come over!! haha! XD they looked good!!!
Photo: editing and your like DAYUM! 3/4/17report
New status: DRENCHME'S 50 PERCENT OFF SALE! ONCE A YEAR! CATC
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User: Jayce3/4/17report
New status: Scarlett & Dixie here yesterday! They return the 1
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User: Jayce3/4/17report
you sweetheart!!! :D you are too sweet!!
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Photo: silly caption writing but stay tuned!3/3/17report
damn straight!!! XD
Photo3/2/17report
thank you. its a long, soapy then wet video! just keep your eyes on drenchme! :D
Photo: silly caption writing but stay tuned!3/2/17report
the video itself is extremely erotic! :)
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Photo: silly caption writing but stay tuned!3/2/17report
I wanna do this!!! covered in paint!!!
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Photo2/28/17report
New status: for reals, if i get a million profile views. ill d
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User: Jayce2/28/17report
thank you!! I have had the outfit forever and finally remembered it and got to use it! I loved it!! that is why, when the video is released, the commentary shows me salvaging the fuck out of it!! and I did!!! :D I cant wait to use it again sometime!!!!
Photo2/28/17report
I got some LOVELY, BIG blueberry filled and whipped topping filled pies right in the face! :D it was niiiiiiice! and thank you!!
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Photo2/27/17report
thank you, the outfit survived with lots of work!! and yes, good morning, good sir! ;)
Photo2/27/17report
thank you, dearest!! :D it was way too much fun for me to let her try to pie me first. I was like "what the hell was that??" lol! we have busted noses and lips with our pie hits! XD
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Photo2/27/17report
New status: never would i ever keep someones shit. period. #go
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User: Jayce2/27/17report
next time its gonna be lucky cake ;) hopefully!
Photo2/27/17report
New status: taking donations for white clothes! check out my a
User: Jayce2/27/17report
thank you :)
I was a sweetie/horny clown in this one! very gracious for my yummy pies! :D
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Photo2/26/17report
indeed! I humped that pie to death!! ;)
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Photo2/26/17report
hey, we have over 50 gallons of mud heading our way soon!! that will tide us over until the mud spot opens up! :D lol
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Photo2/26/17report
awe! thank you, dear! :D
Photo: havent done clown in a while! 2/26/17report
omg! this seems like a lifetime ago!! we really do get down and dirty. when ppl ask us to fight...I think its a healthy way for us to take out any business/friendship frustration on eachother XD I'm kidding. love that girl. we do take out frustration tho and its a friggin blast!
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Photo2/26/17report
New status: internet wont connect to umd at home. email me to
User: Jayce2/23/17report
New status: Intenet is being weird. Email me!
User: Jayce2/21/17report
my hips are not forward enough but i was slipping and sliding everywhere! haha! and namaste to you, my great friend :)
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Photo2/18/17report
she was "mad" but i taught her how to bob for apples....:D i can be such a bitch! lol XD
Photo2/17/17report
okay, im gonna be calling you for help with my make up!!! this is fab and your modeling here is amazing! you are like a glamour model! beautiful!
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Photo2/15/17report
I can play such a great bitch, i amaze myself. lol hey, and im sorry i havent been in my emails. we now have a dad with strep and flu :( he is my camera guy so ill be shooting again once i help him get better! :D
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Photo: haha. lost your lunch in the pool! 2/15/17report
i love dixies face. it goes from big smile to like "what...wait....ummmm.....okay....." lol. she is funny!!
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Photo: haha. lost your lunch in the pool! 2/14/17report
lol @ jason!!! omg. i ate so many pizza rolls last night it was not even funny...i posted on fb and realized this morning, it was like a drunken status...and i dont even drink. i was completely obliterated on pizza rolls!! lol XD
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Photo: haha. lost your lunch in the pool! 2/14/17report
thats hot as fuck!!! i am doing a clown thing soon, i need to copy this makeup!! i love it!!! beautiful!!
Photo2/14/17report
who brings an apple for lunch, anyway? pffft. now, if she would have had some pizza rolls or some shit i would have just stole them....lol XD
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Photo: haha. lost your lunch in the pool! 2/14/17report
I FUCKING WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS AND MAKE IT AND PLAY IN IT RIGHT MEOW!!
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Photo2/13/17report
New status: kiss my ass, flu! getting messy tomorrow!
User: Jayce2/12/17report
New status: thank you all, yesterday for wotd! first time in o
User: Jayce2/11/17report
i have no comment on that matter


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its a great scene! XD the mess was fantastic, right?!
Photo2/10/17report
you are so kind! thank you! i need lots of positive vibes right now! you know what im talking about! double the pleasure, double the flu! XD
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Photo: its exciting! 2/10/17report
New status: i only do half price ONCE A YEAR so, take advantag
User: Jayce2/10/17report
IN MY DEEP SEXY VOICE: "here are your half off videos TODAY ONLY on a platter of pie..."
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Photo2/10/17report
CAPTION: WOTD? SAY WHAAAT?!
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New status: WOTD??!! HALF PRICE OFF THE STORE!OMG!!!! THANK YO
User: Jayce2/10/17report
New status: when you are in ariel andrews avatar pic makes you
User: Jayce2/9/17report
it WILL NOT LET ME WAM YOU!!!! GRRRRRR!!!
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User: Ariel2/9/17report
my pose laughing hysterically at her or her pose where she was in shock?! lol!! XD we just love her!
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Photo: Dixie gets tricked!2/9/17report
yes! as soon as i did this set, this person picked out the outfit and the hosiery...i ran to the trash can to pick out the package it came in and IMMEDIATELY got online and searched for the same ones and got a great deal on some black ones and this color!! i cannot wait for a wetlook custom to use these in!! they are just chillin! i got lucky finding these bad boys on ebay for super awesome deal! ebay has become a good friend!
Photo: i do fetish of all kinds ;) 2/9/17report
yes, the fishnets were PERFECT in this substance!! they looked AWESOME i think particular substances look better on fishnets! :D this one in particular was UH MAY ZING! thank you for all the love!! you are too nice to me!! :)
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Photo: WITH BOTTOMLESS UNDIES ;) 2/9/17report
well that would explain a lot if i did have a halo....XD lol.
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Photo: awe, when you are just too ditzy...XD 2/9/17report
i am waiting with the shirt and some shoes and nice slacks i bought for someone to order a custom with it! :D outfit is free of charge! :D
Photo2/9/17report
those were some AMAZING TIGHTS. i cant wait to release the vid so you all can see HOW STUCK i was and HOW AMAZING these tights were which made me even more stuck!! they did not BUDGE. NO RIPPING!! and you will see some crazy stretch!! this video is really cool!
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Photo: i do fetish of all kinds ;) 2/9/17report
oh ive got some awesome cake sitting in my store..including in this vid :) it was super dee duper fun!!
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Photo: cake sitting clown fun! :) 2/9/17report
awe! thanks for putting my pic up as your avatar! so sweet! :D that was a fun outfit to get muddy in! ;)
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User: mcmess2/9/17report
the absolute BEST TIME! it was amazing!
Photo: molasses 2.0, thickener and coloring! love!! 2/9/17report
thank you mhalver! they were in the back of my drawer and i remember that day putting them on before this set and thinking "well these are cute!" i appreciate that! nothign like a good pair of boy shorts/bikini cuts
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Photo: close the door behind me ;) 2/9/17report
thanks yall :) and actually this was filmed a while back when i had my old camera so my hair is actually longer now, hair wam ;) eeep. im excited to get it all smooth and messy ;)
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Photo: its exciting! 2/9/17report
New status: PICK MY NEXT AVATAR PIC! THE HEARTS IN GALLERY WIL
User: Jayce2/9/17report
im about to open up piedribble.com...cant nobody steal it! i said it first!!! it will be all pics of pieings and lots of focus on the after pie dribble. haha!
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Photo: just a little of the after pie dribble...2/8/17report
good thinkin' abe lincoln! cool thing is, these were shot with my old camera...screen shots from using it...my new camera has got some AWESOME shots with it :D i think these are pretty darn cute though and will show the progression of the constant improvement on the house of mess, pies :)
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Photo: ahhh.... :) 2/8/17report
awe. thank you darlin :) i think i look better with a pie or covered in one ;)
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Photo: close the door behind me ;) 2/8/17report
ive got one in my closet just WAITING to be trashed! i cant wait for someone to ask for me to wear it...but yes, her entire outfit and being were TRASHED. you all will love this vid. its super cute and super messy! :D
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New status: if i post something stupid..its 102.4 in my brain
User: Jayce2/8/17report
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