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i bit into it. he wasnt as lucky as you think. lol. hahah XD im sorry. fever jokes should be banned.
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awe, you are too kind :)
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thank you for the lovely review! i am starting more reviews for the new year and i have 3 already!!! :D i am giving away 3 vids if we can get up to 10 reviews on the store!! not just videos but also, on the store itself!! :D its my new thang, but your review sitll counts, luv! you rock!
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User: Messyflyboy12/17/16report
guys, didnt you know how sweet i am? its like you JUST figured it out!! XD :D
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New status: GOT A BUNDLE COMING TODAY YALL WILL LOVE! CYA SOON
User: Jayce12/17/16report
New status: 3 BRAND NEW VIDS PUT UP!!
User: Jayce12/17/16report
thank you darlin ;)
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im like "hey, here's my nannner, covered in chocolate!" lol...i was trying to show off where the chocolate bar was and had melted in muh pants XD
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that was kinda the look i was going for! it was so sticky!!! :D
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it said "worlds finest" on it....i do believe i lived up to its name sucking on that bad boy.....lol XD kidding....im not the BEST....but, im pretty damn good ;) hahaha
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thank you all so much for the compliments! i had a blast doing this and hopefully we will raise some money with the video, i raised some money selling the chocolates! :) the video is 50 percent going to charity at the school :)
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1st time EVER with a hitachi....plus mess....omg. i had SO MANY ORGASMS. plus, its on film!!! so, its legs shaking, crazy faces and cumming non stop! i took a chance doing this without ever trying the toy but man, im glad i did!!
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thank you darlin! ive been in some yummy stuff here lately :)
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i ate a big heaping bowl of staple sauce....
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oh yeah, i put a whole candy bar in there too, to let it melt while i played! it melted quite a bit ;) haha! glad you like! it felt niiiiice! nice and warm!
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i believe i would be "whats her face" lololololo XD
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE REVIEWS! YOU HAVE MADE IT TO NOW WHERE 4 LUCKY WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN!! AWESOME!! THANK YOU!!! i am really glad you like all my vids!!!
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User: Methos2012/16/16report
im so sorry yall, i just immediately thought ppl would know these butts just bc....I KNOW THESE BUTTS. lol XD what can i say? im a butt burgular!!! butttt (hardy har har) yes, this is pattycake...and she got dat asssssss....
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thank you! it is not easy to put melted candy bars in your hair but somehow, i managed. since i have grown it out, with wamming, i have to take SO MUCH BETTER care of it....which is fine. my hair always smells nice :)
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i am hoping the other girls get on and post more pics! i know some ppl are really having a hard time voting and i want the girls to have some fun finding their pics they feel great about their butts, in!! :D
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Photo12/13/16report
you know me...shameless plugs....and my butt....butt....plugs....hahahahhaah XD im kidding i had another girls pic that i was about to accidentallly put up and then i typed in a number and this pic went onto the upload part. so i said fuck it and left it!
i am loving all these girls bums!
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New status: GRAB MY NEW VIDEO AND VOTE REAR OF THE YEAR!
User: Jayce12/13/16report
i got cleavage and ariel has a nipple popped out! check it again! there it is!!!!
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making a declaration of shitty secretaries everywhere! why cant we be excited about hot fed ex guys??!! XD im clowning. this was so fun.
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this is the part in the scene where dummy secretary realizes she has not been blinded by the pies...she merely forgot to take off her glasses....lol XD
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PLEASE VOTE FOR MRS. BEE WITH HEARTS ON THIS PICTURE!!! I AM SO SORRRY!! I HAD 10 SPOTS ONLY FOR THE POLL AND 11 GIRLS!!! PLEASE VOTE FOR HER WITH HEARTS ON THIS PICTURE!!! THANK YOU AND I APOLOGIZE, MRS BEE FOR THE CRAZINESS!! SO MANY BUTTS!!! YOU ARE NOT DISCREDITED!!! YOU HAVE AN AMAZING ONE!!
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also, if you are under a rock, sweet sophie :) lol
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if you have been living under a rock, this is leila :)
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this is MYPIEROGATIVE yall, since you cant see her face. i thought her ass looked mighty fine in this pic!! wanna squeeeeze it!
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this butt is NOT in the running!! i repeat, this butt is not in the running! it got caught up with some of the pics i put up! sorry about that!! not a contender!! lol. just a wet butt. lol XD
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New status: really awesome ppl here. u kno who u are ;)
User: Jayce12/10/16report
your wife has got some outfits i would KILL FOR. i am sure she feels like a lucky gal! i have looked at outfits like those and cant afford them and have just PINED over them! im positive she feels very blessed, even without a zillion shoes ;)
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Photo: Wifey's idea of heaven, orgasming already 12/9/16report
New status: MAKE ARIEL WAMMER OF THE DAY! HIT THEM HEARTS!
User: Jayce12/9/16report
wooo hooo! you in the running for the free bj vid!!! woot woooot!! thanks for the review!!! xoxoxo!!!
User: VegasWam12/9/16report
pointed toes are beautiful! when you have a perfect pointed toe pose, you totally win :) i spent years as a kid perfecting the pointed toes doing ballet and jazz :)
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it aint cheap! we only got paid for one of these and the other scenes we did, we just pray it helps cover what all we spent!
and we are currently accepting donations for another mud romp!!! we are wanting to get a lot more for next time!!! this was a lot and super fucking awesome but we are always pushing it. plus, if we start now, we may be able to afford another pool of it in a few months! :D
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i want some mud like that!!!! how did you make this?? amazing!!
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Photo: mud frosting12/8/16report
thank you! :) it felt quite amazing! i had my titties half way out bc i just didn't care. the lingerie was just clinging to me anyway and just BECAME part of the clay stuck to my body...it was so rad. i cant wait to do this again.
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i liked this pic too, i was playing with my hair while i was going up and down mixing the clay with my knees, almost dancing slowly skating on my knees :) plus, i love my hair long....:) its a blessing and a curse at times when you find pie crust in there like 4 hours later...bc it is SO THICK. LOL. THANKS! glad we have the same taste ;)
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thank you! it felt amazing! that stuff is incredible!
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its good to put a face with a name! and mrs, jurning, you got a stud on your hands! ;) i am a sucker for a beard and long hair!!
note, guy in sitting video has long hair ;)
love the mess!!
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Photo: Hi, it's Jurning12/8/16report
New status: 2 TOYS, ONE DILDO, POOL OF CLAY & ME. GET IT!!!!
User: Jayce12/7/16report
New status: LAST FULL DAY TO GET MY FOAM DILDO FUCK SCENE!
User: Jayce12/6/16report
thigh high socks make me feel SUPER SEXY.
these especially are a pair of my faves. luckily, they were salvaged after the mess! i looooooove them!!!
i need to put more long slouch socks on my wishlist!!! i am online buying all this stuff for others for christmas...mama needs some new socks, and boots, and lingerie.....lol XD
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hes from ky....i like to think to myself when i feel dumb...."wow, this guy came from the same inbred, white trash state i did....i should be okay" XD
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i had so much fun. i mean, it was so fun giving him his first pie...god, that was so awesome...and once things starting flowing, it was SO RAD. i had a nice finish ;)
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indeed! always have a pie ready right before you cum!!!
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thank you :) yeah i was feeling pretty good right then ;)
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thanks darling :) i thought so too. breaking in a pie virgin like that is incredibly erotic...for me anyway...he wasnt happy at first. lol XD he got happy....
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he was a pretty good seat :) he worked for what i wanted to accomplish. orgasm. XD
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thankks yalls ;)
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now in my store! :D
Photo: popping a pie virgins cherry w/ my ass! ha! 12/4/16report
at the beginning, he was NOT HAPPY. which made it all the more fun for me...middle and end, he was loving it, afterwards, he was whining about pie being on him..well duh. i got pie all up in my vagina and ass! i aint complaining!!! haha! XD i had NOTHING to complain about. it was a rad experience. must. do. again.
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Photo12/3/16report
so pretty!
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New status: never released dildo fucking vid up now! 5 days!
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User: Jayce12/2/16report
and they were, indeed, ripped apart :)
Photo: dressed up then down! in my store!!12/2/16report
New status: i wanna do glitter and glue!!!
User: Jayce12/2/16report
agreed! and i got them in the box package of hosiery thinking they may not be up to par....but i loved this look! its a layered look! i dig it!!!
Photo: dressed up then down! in my store!!12/2/16report
ariel, these are the hose i was talking about the other day....they did this. which i think is really sexy for some reason. its like panties with booty shorts over them!
Photo: dressed up then down! in my store!!12/2/16report
there will be two vids released. the full length x rated version and then one that is the first part of the video that is more of an r rated version (it stops and fades before i start to get nasty ;) . the complete x rated version will be limited time only! :D
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Photo: Photo from House of Mess12/2/16report
it will be soon :)
it is pretty naughty. like, naughty enough i am breaking it into an r rated part and the full length x rated part ;) so keep a lookout!!
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Photo: Photo from House of Mess12/1/16report
New status: sorry i have been insanely busy! more updates soon
User: Jayce12/1/16report
XD
Photo11/28/16report
we dont clean our fucking windows! we wanted to make this as realistic as possible! basement life!!
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i know what i need to put on my wish list!!! yall pay attention to what i am saying!! I AM GONNA FIND THIS, BUY IT FOR ME, OR SOMETHING LIKE IT! you are sellling some latex, girl!
Photo: 'On the stairway to heaven'11/28/16report
omg this outfit is incredible!!! you look amazing in it!
Photo: Bending over in latex11/28/16report
shit, i like the view, im a girl! this outfit is insane!!! i must have it!!! can i just have it?? lol!!! it is amazing!!
Photo: Like the view boys?11/28/16report
New status: New VID IN THE HOM! THIS PRICE FOR 1 WEEK!
User: Jayce11/28/16report
this video is actually in "jayce's house of mess" but we made this with methyl :)
Photo: Photo from Jayce and Jilly's House of mess11/27/16report
omg. this is so awesome!!!!
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OMG. I AM ABOUT TO DO THIS WITH BLACKSTRAP MOLASSES. I FUCKING HOPE IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!!!! OMG!!!!
well, im gonna be on the floor with a fuck ton of it. 3 buckets to be exact. should i use a kiddie pool???
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Photo: 30 tins of black treacle11/27/16report
New status: bc right now I am FED UP with all men outside umd!
User: Jayce11/26/16report
New status: send me a man. wants me to get messy. tells me im
User: Jayce11/26/16report
you are so very welcome :)
User: MessyWeeb11/26/16report
New status: last day foam vid up for 5.00! check it!!
User: Jayce11/25/16report
hey! miss seeing you around!! xoxox
User: JenniferWamTGirl11/25/16report
New status: BLACK FRIDAY BJ VID SALE! CHECK FORUMS!
User: Jayce11/25/16report
MESSY HOT NEEDS TO HIRE ME! :D COME TO THE EAST, HOMIE!!! LET ME EAT CAKE! ;)
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User: messyhot11/25/16report
there is an original floating around here somewhere....i dont have it on my computer anymore, sadly! but it came from a shoot that jilly and i did way back in 2013 or end of 2012 :)
Photo: thanks bkfoamy! this was 2013! 11/23/16report
thanks ed :) jilly took this pic and then bkfoamy did his little thing with it. :) i love it. so sweet of him!
Photo: thanks bkfoamy! this was 2013! 11/23/16report
he was a PIE VIRGIN so, he really got it!! lol!! he was laughing at first but then once i got into it and was about to get off, he was really into it ;)
Photo: now available in my store! enjoy!11/23/16report
damn right! nothing wrong with it at all! living and loving what you are getting to play in :)
Photo: full of joy for whats to come...11/22/16report
yeah he was. there were times i was telling him to grab my ass and he couldnt see and his arms were flailing to find my ass! i was like "dude, im sitting on you!" bahahah! he got the hang of it after the first couple of pie and grinds. since you know him, you know how AWESOME this is that i popped his cherry like this!!! lol XD he got into it, though. he cant say he didn't. i felt the chub.
Photo: popping a pie virgins cherry w/ my ass! ha! 11/22/16report
thanks deadpool and you, mr. hooter are baaaaad! teee hee
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so was he. i suffocated him with my ass. and vagina.
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Photo: popping a pie virgins cherry w/ my ass! ha! 11/22/16report
you can hear my ass cheeks flutter at first bc he was laughing.....at first....then shit got real. lol!
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Photo: PIE VIRGIN GETS MORE THAN JUST PIE!11/22/16report
thank you darlin!!! love the review, you are TOO KIND! and now, are the first person in the running for the drawing for a free video! once i get 4 more reviews, i will be drawing for someone to get a never before seen vid!! THANK YOU!
User: FoamyFremen11/22/16report
it is possibly in the works! i may have someone who will buy the treacle for me if i do a custom for them! this will be one of the things i will ask them if i can do in the custom!
Photo11/22/16report
i got all the way under there, head under and everything, i dont know if i got a pic up of that bc it just looks like a big tub of foam! haha!
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THANK YOU! :D i added a little something to make the foam more, stringy and thick......i will be experimenting with more of what i put in it again sometime :D i loved the way it moved, and wrapped around my head and body when i wanted it to. it was heavenly!
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thank you, darlings! xoxo
this was when a big blob of it plopped in front of the tub and i didn't see it till after i was done! i was like NOOOOO! but, there was still SO MUCH! :D
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thank you! man, it was AWESOME dunking under there so many times! took my breath away!!
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love!!!
Photo: scorpion faceplant into the cake11/22/16report
that would have been nice...i had some helpers on the second half of the video but sadly....they were just toys...well, it wasnt THAT sad but i would have rather had a live person there! haha! XD my toys did the job, though ;)
Photo: full of joy for whats to come...11/22/16report
THANK YOU NORM FOR THE FORUM POST! i have ppl wanting to purchase it from me and it really helps during the holidays! plus, i think it helps them too...holidays can be stressful...we all need a release! haha! and thank you for my socks! i cant wait till they get here!
User: NormanMabeld11/22/16report
making single moms who love to just have some fucking FUN when we are alone and dont party.....feel awesome since....since....its been a long fucking time! XD
Photo: full of joy for whats to come...11/22/16report
thank you all! so sweet, man! i loves you guys!
Photo: full of joy for whats to come...11/22/16report
oh my dear lord in heaven......YALL THIS IS WHAT I WILL DO WITH BLACK TREACLE!!! GET ON IT!!!
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I WAS IN TROUBLE! i had just fucked her up pretty bad so, she gave me the business!
that position is not the best for showing off my usual, beautiful vagina but is good for showing....the goods XD lol!
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New status: NEW RELEASE! STRINGY FOAM SUBMERSION! 5.OO LTO!
User: Jayce11/22/16report
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