Comments by Jayce - UMD Fetish

New status: Happy Friday! We are dealing w/ the FLU here! Stay

User: Jayce2/3/17report

when a dog is cornered what is their best way out? to fight. on the internet, its with words, words that hold truth or no truth at all. please remember that...i love you all! all you producers, fans, FRIENDS! you all make me humble with all the awesome stuff you do and inspire me! happy friday!!

User: Jayce2/3/17report

like seriously, you and anglefan have this pieing down to a science. i jerked off to it in a video for a custom...and it was NOT hard to do....XD lol!! fucking love it!!! they asked me to and told me to watch s.s. vids and i was like...."um okay, you arent really asking much out of me here!" haha! amazing stuff, dude. really!

User: SlapstickStuff2/3/17report

brilliant

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your pieing technique is fucking OFF THE CHARTS, DUDE!! HIRE ME!!

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New status: I WANNA DO PAINT!!!

User: Jayce2/2/17report

thank you so much for the lovely review!!! :D you are now in the drawing for a free vid! :D only one more review to go and i will be able to draw for one free video for someone! anyone can win!! :D

User: phando222/2/17report

welp, i hope so cause i just got 50 gallons of stuff that looks like this!!

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New status: some fun stuff coming up the next few days!!!

User: Jayce2/1/17report

ariel! i think this is what color that red dover slip is gonna resemble! :D EXCITING!!!! they are calling me back this afternoon!! :D but, i think this is the closest pic i have found to what its gonna look like. so rad!

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New status: 20 more mins of dixie savory for 5 bucks! :D

User: Jayce1/29/17report

I LOVE IT when mess comes through your pants or shoes like this. i just did a custom where it did this with my shoes but this is way cooler! the jeans look so neat!!

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New status: ONE MORE DAY TO GET DIXIE SAVORY FOR 5 BUCKS!

User: Jayce1/29/17report

thank you! yes, she does! i chose the white or the ranch dressing... as a palette and then went with one of the most vibrant colors next the ketchup....i tried to keep the colors looking cool while they stacked on top of eachother :D variety of grossness!

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you are awesome! THANK YOU FOR THE AWESOME REVIEW! if you win, im gonna send you the one i did....if you like savory humiliation scenes you will then own two of the best in my opinion!! :D or whatever you want to have bc its your choice :) i might send it just to be nice. your review was INCREDIBLE. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

User: wammster271/29/17report

i want to see what her sweet little ass could do!! i wanna see her get revenge. she is such a sweet heart and i want to see her totally just let loose and go off on me!! i dont know if she can without saying "sorry" maybe that is the game we could play "get revenge on me without saying sorry one time....even if i snort mustard or it burns or anything" if she says shes sorry one time, i get to turn around and pour something on her and then she has to return to fucking me up. SOMEONE ORDER THIS!

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New status: Dixie's First Industrial Sized Savory Mess $5 sat

User: Jayce1/28/17report

yeah, this mess was enough! it was crazy... this was her 3rd time getting messy and we did THIS to her!! we are some bitches but i do agree with some ppl that she should get to get some payback on me.....

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thank you, darlings!! yall are too nice! :D

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i am ordering the mud stuff so hell yeah!! i havent done a cheer uniform in the indoor mud before and i havent done a "real deal" unifrom in the mud ever!!!

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thank you so much for the review! it is greatly appreciated! you will now be in the drawing for a free video! if we make it to 2 more reviews by next Wednesday, then I will draw for one, if we make it to 6 more reviews next Wed. i will be drawing for 2 winners! :D

User: mess4u1/27/17report

she was a champ! and it is incredibly awesome to watch! i just stood back and let her react....usually in scenes I have with her, I do a lot of the talking bc she is following my lead...i told her, this is ALL YOU. I said a few things here and there about how fucked up the mess was...lol....but it was glorious amounts of savory mess! i couldnt help but sit and pour and watch!

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New status: New Dixie Savory Madness! $5 This weekend only!

User: Jayce1/27/17report

i have to agree! that sounds like a blast!!!

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it is fairly new :) you just gotta peep around the store :) http://wammerific@umd.net

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i used to be a cheerleader and on dance team, when we used to do pom routines at competition, we had to wear cheer type uniforms like this...little more dazzle though ;) and yes, in this scene in my store, i did get completely destroyed!!! unknowingly, of course!!! hah!

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you just got pulled into the shower with me and got soaked with my shower wand!!! XD thanks for the wetting down!

User: gungeme21/25/17report

New status: what should i release next? another dixie? me x ra

User: Jayce1/24/17report

that particular wet look set got REALLY sexy...that dress and hose got RIPPED! and then a hitachi came into the shower ;)

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thank you :) i cant remember what happened to them....i think they are in my wam bin that i left at ariels maybe? i dont know....they may still be at that ding bats house...hopefully not. ugh. i love those shoes too! i got a bunch of new heels that are super duper!

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awe thanks! i appreciate that! a good friend sent me that outfit and i loved getting it super see through! the vid is in drenchme....its an oil video. everything went completely see through! it was awesome!

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TECHI2004 AND STEWY18 CLAIM YOUR PRIZE FOR THE LAST DRAWING I DID FOR LEAVING REVIEWS!!

User: Jayce1/21/17report

New status: LEAVE YOUR REVIEWS!! DRAWING AGAIN AFTER 5 OR 10!

User: Jayce1/21/17report

awe thanks yalls :) we are in ky and its RAINING and in the 60s!! where is the snow??!! i mean, there is only ONE THING i hate about snow weather and that is me not being able to travel to ariels or her come to me...if the roads are bad but a couple of snow days? i dont mind that!

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this was just ONE of MANY huge, thick pours done in the vid....its like it just keeps coming and coming! pours in all different places, a lot of over the head stuff....this was just a teeeeny snippet ;) so, if you enjoy it, buy it! its at a lowered price right now!

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what you know about my play button? ;) haha! and good one....XD

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was this from seeing the video or just this gif? :) bc if that is just from seeing this gif, that is pretty impressive!

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thank you! i worked really hard to get it to look like this and be this thick and dark....i really appreciate that and i fucking LOOOOOOVED IT. omg. it felt as glorious as it looks.

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thank you. the play button is covering my "naughty bits...." lol. that play button isnt in the video ;)

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thank you! it was a labor of love making this stuff. i was SO GLAD i did!! it was INCREDIBLE.

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in the original flashdance pose, she has one leg out straight but i had a pool in my way and i knew this stuff was gonna get really heavy! but, it was close enough. i just wanted to try it! :D thank you!

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yes! i saved them! i dont know how bc i put so much paint and thickener in this stuff but i was able to save them!!!

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he already made that album a while back with me in the substance on the cover and the cd is a bowl of the substance with a heart drawn in the substance. its just THAT thick! :D maybe his next album. he is putting out a lot of stuff!

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New status: REVIEWS ON MY STORE COUNT FOR 2 REVIEWS!

User: Jayce1/18/17report

New status: THE REVIEWS START AGAIN! 5 REVIEWS= 1 WIN, 10=2 WI

User: Jayce1/18/17report

New status: TECHI2004 AND STEWY18 ARE THE WINNERS! CLAIM YOUR

User: Jayce1/18/17report

you know there is a 2nd mystery substance tub in the works!! :D

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when someone, not pointing any elbows ^^^
makes it an album cover...you know you have done a good jorb.....lol and yes i meant to say "jorb"

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New status: drawing for vids tomorrow from all the reviewers!

User: Jayce1/17/17report

i was very naughty that day! i had a blast!

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thank you :)))

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if you ever want to come shoot with us or share this recipe, i would be HONORED to use this! i have looked at all your pics and you are beautiful and so are your substances! just amazing stuff!!

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they have dots and a little purple bow at the top :) love them! they survived the mess if you can believe it!! so did hers!

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thank you! whats funny is the person who got this custom wanted her to play with her hair before getting it messy but she plays with her hair ALL THE TIME anyway! so, it was like the custom was made for her! she is CONSTANTLY playing with her hair!

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i got her those at the victorias secret semi annual sale. they are adorable! they have seams like guy undies but fit like girl undies. SO CUTE! both of us had on victorias secret undies :) she is wearing a victorias secret sports bra too....this was her first set so she was a little shy...she comes out of her shell ;) and she did awesome and really loved it. she DID NOT love running out of hot water trying to get that pb out of her hair!! lol!

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shes totally checking me out.....lol XD im kidding but i had to get the girls out....they deserved to breathe...

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she was a great visual and hands on learner ;) haha!

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yes, this young padwan learned quickly. she watched one head dunk and totally went for it!

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thank you, i will let her know! she has been a blast!!

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you know me....had to get a butt shot before i turned off the camera. lol XD

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thank you! she is really fun! i have hung out with her and had messy fun 3x now and we have had a blast, especially with ariel!

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and yes, she came back for way more! i had her here today and she took some crazy mess like a champ! she did some really great wetlook too! miss ariel got stuck in some rainy ice :( we missed her! :((( but, we would rather her be SAFE!!

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oh, this was just the beginning.....and ariel has got a fucking FANTASTIC vid of her in the molasses too! omg! i shot it...i know. yall are gonna really enjoy "the dixie stampede" as soon as my fucking shit works gosh damnit!!!! im so frustrated!

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indeed. she is a cutie! and a natural cutie, at that! she is becoming a really great friend too! she LOVES ariel! she thinks ariel is the beez kneez :)

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New status: whats this WOTD everyone talks about? lol!! XD

User: Jayce1/9/17report

that custard was. FREEZING.

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well arent you a dolll???!! thank you! i did not feel amazing! i was getting the treatment! but, that is the RUSH in it!!

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terribly!!!

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awe you are too sweet! :) thank you!

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New status: just call me "jaba-the-slut" after today. im tired

User: Jayce1/9/17report

New status: its about to get FUCKING CRAZY at ariels!!!

User: Jayce1/8/17report

i fucking WISH she is a KNOCKOUT!!!

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i paid the rent...thats for damn sure. lol XD and honestly, with that fever..that look is so real. i knew how cold all that shit was..haha! but, we always have a good laugh. it was brutal af!!

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top 5 craziest scenes i have ever done....this one. fucking INSANE. it has to be in the top 5 or top 7 atleast. omg!!! it is fun to put yourself in a position where you give yourself no boundaries as to what you do! it was pretty fucking incredible!

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New status: drawing for vid reviews next wednesday! :D get you

User: Jayce1/6/17report

i did LOVE doing this! wowza!!

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this one is in my store! it was quite the experience for him and for me!! i got my rocks off ;)

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New status: hey! wamfan & messy viewer need to claim their fre

User: Jayce1/5/17report

i did :D it was heaven! and i wasnt even finished yet right here!! so much more pb was used!! it was incredible.

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New status: taking emails 8am-10am cst thur then play! woo! ge

User: Jayce1/4/17report

thank you for the awesome review!! :D
so much love!! you are awesomeness...i love the detail. you are the beez kneez!

User: cake1231/4/17report

thank you for the awesome review!! you are too awesome!!!

User: Johnsson1/4/17report

New status: anyone wanna see me get freaky in a lot of molasse

User: Jayce1/2/17report

New status: hey black trees! you are a dumb fuck!!! :D

User: Jayce1/2/17report

whats funny, is i think she is even prettier in person! when i saw her i was like "okay, normally ppl look better in the pics they send me! you look way prettier in person!" and she is younger, kinda has her insecurities but i assured her that she has nothing to be insecure about and that doing wam will really bring out all the things you feel insecure about and make you feel sexy! she is excited! i mean, i dont have a perfect body but getting messy brings out something in me!

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New status: taking emails today :)

User: Jayce1/2/17report

i have a ton of mud videos in my store
http://wammerific@umd.net

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New status: 15 MINUTES UNTIL THE SALE IS OVER FOR THE YEAR!

User: Jayce1/1/17report

HAPPY NEW YEAR !YOU ARE ONE OF THE WINNERS OF THE BJ VIDEO! THANK YOU FOR KEEPING MY FORUM POST FULL OF PICS! i am working on my computer now to send it to you. it has a fucking virus of course...my luck! CONGRATS AND THANK YOU. HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR!