Comments by hoffa73 - UMD Fetish

Oh I certainly hope so!

Photo: Could this be a still from a video? Stay tuned!11/24/19report

What an adorable new profile pic!

User: Ksplosh sploshingK10/8/19report

Sexy apron! (I never thought I would say that.)

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And I love watching you take it over the head! 8-D

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You look so pretty. As much as I enjoy you letting yourself have it - and I really do! - this might be my favorite ever.

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Your new picture is really nice.

User: Backflip4/30/19report

Stunning!

Photo: First pie aftermath4/17/19report

Your hair!!!! 8-D

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From an EX, no less! You must be quite the negotiator.

Video: Jane First Time.2/18/19report

Your work is always so HOT, boychucker! I can almost imagine you stroking a hard cock that is just below the frame. You gasp to catch your breath and keep your eyes closed while chocolatey globs slide and fall off your head. Did I mention this is hot?

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Who's... that... girl....? :-D

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Who says shaving cream isn't messy? Bravo, ztd!

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For those who believe shaving cream isn't messy, behold! Exhibit A

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Oh, do tell me what is going on here!

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Bonus points for such a funny screen name!

User: CoolWhiplash12/21/18report

Funny, when I see it dripping off you like this, I just want to lie down and have you straddle me while it plops down on me.

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I love this moment you captured - that little cringe of 'ewwwww' at first impact.

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Fabulous!

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Yes, I think this clown could use an initiation. I'm thinking a comically oversized pie followed by an attempted seltzer bottle rinse down. :blush:

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Loving the orange hair look!

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I have to ask: How does it feel? ;)

Video: Blue Monday11/2/18report

Cute!

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Me, too! Thank you for sharing this lovely picture.

Photo: Enjoying every second 10/10/18report

Lover of disaster, indeed!

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I hope there will be a short story, about a pretty woman who found herself waist deep in the water one day. :)

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Oh no, you've got a little something in your hair. :-P

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I am! I am! :-D

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Everything else is covered. Are you ready to go face down now? :ohno:

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I just love this facial expression! It's like shock and horror and arousal all mixed together.

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I don't know. It seems like a waste to decorate that cake. You should decorate YOU instead. Happy birthday, boychucker!

Photo: Happy Birthday to me!6/28/18report

Love the nervous anticipation!

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Love the new profile pic!

User: Justine6/23/18report

Beautiful!

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The random pink feather mustache is really precious!

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What a delightful smile!

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Great shirt!

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So funny!

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Love the splatter pattern behind you. Looks like you were sentenced to face a pie-ring squad. :splosh:

Photo: So pied!1/13/18report

You look like you're in rapture!

Photo: peanut butter 12/12/17report

Awesome pic!

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Thank *you* for making that and sharing it with us. I especially love your expression as you're trying to suppress your laughter. Now, if only the camera person would sneeze while walking a giant plate full of flour over to you.... ;-)

Video: Double Denim Wetlook11/14/17report

Orange is the new... blech!

Photo: Photo from www.foxywam.com11/14/17report

With pleasure! Just leave your glasses on, please. :-P

Photo: Give it to me11/14/17report

I'll bet the flour made a BIG mess. What was it like for you? :splosh:

Photo: Ready to Be Messy11/11/17report

I love this video too. Your nervous anticipation before the first wave of applesauce is so cute.

Video: Lost Slime Session 201410/1/16report