Comments on content by skirtpie

Wait for it.....

MaureenCrossDressPhoto3 hours agoreport

'Oh dear...that was a messy one...'

MaureenCrossDressPhoto3 hours agoreport

Nice and thick!

MaureenCrossDressPhoto3 hours agoreport

Alas, poor Yorick! I threw him well.

Gurph MorlicksPhoto4 hours agoreport

Chockard Stanning reassures BabaWawa about what's GOT to happen next here . . .

Gurph MorlicksPhoto4 hours agoreport

The brunette is wearing the absolutely perfect look of shock and disbelief at what's about to happen! Soon she'll be wearing a very different and even more delicious look!

Gurph MorlicksPhoto4 hours agoreport

:) ;-) ;P

ThePieBoyPhoto5 hours agoreport

"Why doesn't she get pie #2?"

theoldmanandthepiePhoto6 hours agoreport

This pie must have had slow-motion cream, as somehow the blonde got out of the way of the splatter.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto6 hours agoreport

"I didn't agree to this." "Yes, you did. Read the fine print."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto6 hours agoreport

Given the distance of the splatter, she must have used gravity-defying cream.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto6 hours agoreport

I do hope the pie-er is in the office on her birthday!

theoldmanandthepiePhoto6 hours agoreport

I love the angst in her face in this photo.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10 hours agoreport

"I am Alistaira Bannister, and this is Masterjoke Theater (gulp)."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10 hours agoreport

I love the reluctance and near-despair in her face in this photo.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10 hours agoreport

Thank you for the "after" shot.

theoldmanandthepiePhotoMondayreport

Forgot to put plastic on the pillows!

Sleazoid44PhotoMondayreport

:loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

geebeePhotoMondayreport

So hot!

geebeePhotoMondayreport

:P :loveeyes: bien entart�e :thumbsup:

astagalePhotoMondayreport

A housewife and pies!

MaureenCrossDressPhotoMondayreport

A housewife and pies!

MaureenCrossDressPhotoMondayreport

"Now it's my turn to have fun."

theoldmanandthepiePhotoSundayreport

"You ready for the next pie?"

theoldmanandthepiePhotoSundayreport

Nice outfit to get pied in

cosworth17Photo6 days agoreport

Your wife has incredible legs, skirtpie, and that short skirt is the perfect way to show them off! Also, of course, appreciate her willingness and skill in taking pies to the face . . . mustn't forget that part!

Gurph MorlicksPhoto6 days agoreport

Great wife. Great photos. I wouldn't waste money on the lotto if I were you. You've already used up your share of good luck for this lifetime :-)

theoldmanandthepiePhoto6 days agoreport

A highly attractive, well dressed an sophisticated pie target for
The Three Stooges.
She made and excellent and very messy appearance in CooKoo Cavaliers
(As well as several other films)

getemdownPhoto14 days agoreport

We aim to please! Except Dorothy Appleby was much cuter than this version.

CKCPPhoto14 days agoreport

Absolutely LOVE the body language of the clean maid.
The Pied maid is looking sexy too....I love the body language of the arms down at the sides. I like the idea of being a little stiff or tense with your arms down at your sides.... Taking the pie full on in the face without flinching..... And just leaving the pie on the face without immediately trying to wipe it away.

ThePieBoyPhoto15 days agoreport

"I guess that means that I get the big pie, Yay!"

theoldmanandthepiePhoto15 days agoreport

Amazing models

FilledundiesPhoto17 days agoreport

I can think of a few women in politics who would benefit from this treatment

getemdownPhoto17 days agoreport

Could the skirts get even shorter ?

MaureenCrossDressPhoto17 days agoreport

Don't you love that everybody has perfect aim throwing an AI pie.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto19 days agoreport

Loving this!

MaureenCrossDressPhoto19 days agoreport

I absolutely adore the set.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto20 days agoreport

"Oh, Miss Mandrell..." x-D x-D x-D

theoldmanandthepiePhoto21 days agoreport

I see Moe in the middle (great work getting the hair cut right). I guess Larry and Curly are off to the side getting ready to cause trouble.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto21 days agoreport

This was a great scene. :)

Aero__Photo21 days agoreport

I love how you cropped this into a closeup

theoldmanandthepiePhoto22 days agoreport

A messy women in a dress. Lovely.

getemdownPhoto22 days agoreport

You're never too full for yet another delicious faceful of pie!

Gurph MorlicksPhoto22 days agoreport

Magical!

Gurph MorlicksPhoto23 days agoreport

If only the producers had had the budget to have gotten her that messy for real. Great AI work/

theoldmanandthepiePhoto23 days agoreport

I love the added mess

theoldmanandthepiePhoto23 days agoreport

Absolutely gorgeous.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto23 days agoreport

This is fantastic. How many pies did it take to make this stunning photo?

theoldmanandthepiePhoto23 days agoreport

Man, this one is especially delicious! Brilliant work!

Gurph MorlicksPhoto23 days agoreport

:loveeyes: My idea of a perfect evening :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

MrMuckPhoto25 days agoreport

this is so hot!!

Chuck MPhoto27 days agoreport

Looks like a fun time was about to happen. How can I see the video?

matt2matt2002Photo27 days agoreport

A legend that will last a lunchtime!

Gurph MorlicksPhoto27 days agoreport

I don't suppose this office is looking to hire,

theoldmanandthepiePhoto28 days agoreport

Yes. Even in AI, before and after images are important.

getemdownPhoto10/20/25report

Fantastic work as always. Don't you ever get tired of giving us perfect AI photos?

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/20/25report

Loving this lady...and the pie she gets!

MaureenCrossDressPhoto10/19/25report

Don't think I've ever seen an angora sweater dress in the wild -- or even dreamed such a thing existed -- but now I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about it! One of the perfect outfits to be pied in!

Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/16/25report

I just can't help it -- now I really want to see the blonde woman catch a pie with her face too! :-P

Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/16/25report

This is a gorgeous pic, and I love it! I feel like it's based on some sitcom I don't know, but maybe it's all hypothetical?

Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/16/25report

that's the perfect comment.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/16/25report

Another great AI photo. I hope you plan to continue the series with more employees.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/16/25report

Great idea and a great AI photo. There's a Seattle-based Ad company (I forget it's name at the moment) that did something like this

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/16/25report

Good game: good game.

getemdownPhoto10/16/25report

Have always especially liked chocolate pies!

MaureenCrossDressPhoto10/15/25report

So sexy and pretty!

JennPhoto10/15/25report

A moment of quiet, dignified contemplation.

Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/15/25report

Why do I get the feeling that this is how messy you'd like your wife to be?

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/14/25report

Reminiscent of the pie fight episode of "Real People". Were you using that as a reference? Great work, as always.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/14/25report

Another gorgeous picture.

getemdownPhoto10/14/25report

Skirtpie's wife is pure class! She doesn't let a little setback like getting pelted with pies stop her from being sexy as all get-out!

Gurph MorlicksPhoto10/13/25report

40 :love:'s that are well-deserved. great job

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/13/25report

'Shall I give her this one too ?'

MaureenCrossDressPhoto10/13/25report

LOL

getemdownPhoto10/13/25report

"So this is why you wanted me to come to the office Christmas party."

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/12/25report

"Just one more, and I promise that next time we'll go dancing"

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/12/25report

Thats beatifu;

enzoPhoto10/11/25report

One might also say you're rubbing our noses in it ... and hers! x-D

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/10/25report

With all of these great photos, you're just laying it on thick ... in more ways that one x-D

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/10/25report

I agree.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/10/25report

Good work on getting that cream coverage.

Messy IrinaPhoto10/10/25report

For me, it would be fun if you were to ask her a very difficult question, having told her that getting it wrong would mean a pie in the face.
That way, she would contribute to her own downfall.

getemdownPhoto10/9/25report

Did you carry on until all four of them had been pied?

Messy IrinaPhoto10/9/25report

great photo--you do realize that I am completely jealous in a lighthearted, playful sort of way

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/9/25report

I would expect that the pie she's holding is the one you used on her in the companion photo. However, I would hope that she might have gotten a measure of revenge with it.

theoldmanandthepiePhoto10/9/25report

Great photo

NightpiesPhoto10/9/25report

always so jealous of guys with wives like this.

Sleazoid44Photo10/9/25report

Well.... I mean you could not eat that much! So........

Messy IrinaPhoto10/9/25report

Love how she just sits there and takes it.

getemdownPhoto10/9/25report

"OK, we did a video telling them what to do if the oxygen mask comes down, what to do if there's a water landing. Now its the bad pastry emergency?"

Sleazoid44Photo10/8/25report

This reminds me so much of the early 90s. After coming out of the pie closet to my girlfriend, her mother eventually found out about my fetish. Eventually it worked its way up to her mother having me dress up in one of my rubber outfits and a PVC raincoat and model for her book club. There was a lot of fawning over my shiny outfit and a lot of touching of the rubber, because back then it was not mainstream in any way.
Anyway.... In the middle of me talking to all of the ladies in her book club about my clothing choices...
My girlfriend's mother brought out the cream pies.
I watched the looks of inquisitiveness go straight to excitement and joy when they were told they could hit me with the pies. :-)

ThePieBoyPhoto10/8/25report

Yeah. This is definitely me after a public Cream Pieing. :-)
I have said it once and I will say it again....
People really get excited when they realize that they get to Cream Pie me in the PVC/Rubber/Leather outfit that I am wearing. It's mostly the shiny PVC that they go for the most though. They just can't resist the urge to get Cream Pie all over the shiny PVC outfit. :)

ThePieBoyPhoto10/8/25report