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Very nice!! Your pie girl looks like she's really enjoying giving it to you but good!!!
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Video: She Pies Me Good1/3/23report
Were your hands tied in back for these pics? If not, they should have been!!
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Photo1/3/23report
Nice!! But who took the pic?
Photo: Here comes the slime. Someone could do this to me 10/28/22report
Nice setup, where Q can conveniently dump the slime on top of you!! Well done.
Video: Linda Slimed and Messed.9/4/22report
I love the idea of public embarrassment, but I must say that Q's bondage is usually more inescapable. Is he getting soft? Where was this? Was this a public area that might have had folks happen bye? I was indeed tied to a tree once in a public area, plastered with a huge shaving cream pie, and tormented while mostly naked. And people DID come bye, but I couldn't see any of them since the shaving cream totally covering my face acted as a very effective blindfold. ;P
Video: Linda Makes Her Escape8/2/22report
It's not total -- you need to cover your eyes and ears ;P. But of course, everything you do is just wonderful !!!
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Photo4/2/22report
What's with the eye covers?? What a wimp!!
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Photo: 33/2/22report
So nice to see that you absolutely ENJOY getting plastered in goop!!
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Photo2/28/22report
Love seeing you enjoy it so much!! :thumbsup:
Photo1/18/22report
Love the fit-for-purpose cream pie stands!! Not to mention the bondage setup. :)
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Photo1/18/22report
Can't think of a better way to get pied!! :P
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Photo1/18/22report
It took a long time to put all this together (getting all the supplies, mixing the goop, and following all the requirements for the forfeit). And I must say that doing this with my hands tied behind my back was quite challenging; it's really hard to keep your balance. The only thing that would have been more challenging: having my feet tied together also. 8(
Photo: z12: Head dunk into the messy bucket1/18/22report
@TomDavies: Thanks, it WAS work - it took a long time to put all this together (getting all the supplies, mixing the goop, and following all the requirements for the forfeit). And I must say that doing this with my hands tied behind my back is quite challenging. The only thing that would have been more challenging: having my feet tied together also. 8(
Photo1/18/22report
This shows most of the empty containers for the messy items. Not shown would be the shaving cream, cake batter, and pudding.
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Photo: z01: Most all of the bucket items1/18/22report
I then had to wait 15 minutes before cleaning up. This is after 5 minutes, with 10 minutes to go on the count-down timer.
Photo: z15: Waiting for 15 minutes - 10 minutes to go1/18/22report
I was required to do 5 head dunks into the messy bucket with my hands tied behind my back. This is just the first dunk.
Photo: z12: Head dunk into the messy bucket1/18/22report
I was required to soak my outfit in the goopy bucket for at least a minute, and then put it on. My outfit is just my underwear.
Photo: z06: Underwear soaking in the messy bucket1/18/22report
I ended up with E, and had lots of messy stuff to do, including putting 10 messy items into a bucket.
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Photo: z01: Most all of the bucket items1/18/22report
The custard was actually vanilla pudding mixed with eggs to make it runny (can't find custard in the US).
Photo: S02: Pouring custard into my under pants.1/6/22report
The potato included: Chocolate frosting facial, Getting sticky with some syrup over your head, Fill your underwear with custard, Complete the forfeit with a gooey bar of soap in your mouth and stay that way for 15 minutes.
Photo: S01: Chocolate frosting facial1/6/22report
Each of the pies were made with chocolate pudding topped with shaving cream. Not very tasty, but I didn't intend to eat any of them.
Photo: N02: First of 4 pies to my face1/6/22report
I actually did this after performing another forfeit, so I started rather messy :-/
Photo: N01: First of 4 pies to my face1/6/22report
This was from a lost personal bet on the Michigan-Georgia football game. I had to take 4 cream pies to my face because Georgia won and scored 4 touchdowns.
Photo: N01: First of 4 pies to my face1/6/22report
Indeed it can!!
Photo: bdsm and a mess can be fun12/31/21report
Awesome predicament!! Wish it were me. Nice position for getting tickled also.
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Photo: Punished in singlet and socks 12/31/21report
Trying to get back into it after taking a break from umd
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User: tiedandmessy11/29/21report
Thank you @flumpster!! This was fun to do. Need to work on that toothpaste thing though -- maybe by using a more sticky goop on my face that will not run down and mix with the toothpaste.
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Photo: P13: Done untying my legs11/29/21report
It took 13 minutes to untie my legs. Now I can get in the shower.
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Photo: P13: Done untying my legs11/29/21report
The handcuffs were just two slip knots connected together.
Photo: P06: Preparing the rope handcuffs11/29/21report
The bar of soap was well lathered before going into my mouth
Photo: P05: Putting a bar of soap in my mouth11/29/21report
I ended up using pretty much the entire tube of toothpaste.
Photo: P04: Smearing the toothpaste all around11/29/21report
It took me 24 minutes to securely tie my legs together, which will delay my clean up.
Photo: P01: Bucket of goop over my head11/29/21report
The forfeit was to totally cover my head and chest with messy goop, with my legs tied together, soap gag in my mouth, toothpaste smeared all over my cock and balls, and hands tied behind my back. And I need to stay like that for 25 minutes.
Photo: P01: Bucket of goop over my head11/29/21report
End of the last dunk -- actually dunk #12 since I lost track.
Photo11/24/21report
End of dunk #1. The time difference shows how long I was submerged during the dunk (well, sort of)
Photo11/24/21report
Start of dunk #1
Photo11/24/21report
Hands tied behind my back in prep for the dunks.
Photo11/24/21report
Feet tied together. Note: the timer is shown to prove that I spent at least 10 seconds submerged during each of the dunks.
Photo11/24/21report
Actually I didn't have any oatmeal so I used cake batter instead -- hope that's acceptable to the governor 8(
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Photo: S01: Pouring batter over my head8/29/21report
This forfeit was to cover my self in oatmeal, then jerk off into a cream pie, then smash that cream pie into my face.
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Photo: S01: Pouring batter over my head8/29/21report
My urologist had ordered me earlier in the week not to have an orgasm for several days before I had a PSA test. Perhaps that's why I could do this.
Photo: T04: Actually managed to cum into a jar of peanut 8/29/21report
It's not easy to move around with my feet tied together and my hands tied behind my back.
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Photo: U06: Dipping into the chocolate pudding8/29/21report
This forfeit was to tie my hands and feet and then make a painting somehow using some messy stuff. I chose to add some color by using mustard, ketchup, and chocolate pudding.
Photo: U01: The blank slate8/29/21report
The forfeit here was to cum into a jar of peanut butter with my hands tied behind my back.
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Photo: T01: About to fuck a jar of peanut butter8/29/21report
I felt I needed to add some flour since the mix seemed a bit too liquidy.
Photo: Z11: Adding some Flour8/19/21report
This is actually the second messy item. The bucket already contains two packages of cake batter that had been mixed in the bucket.
Photo: Z02: Pouring in the Yogurt8/19/21report
The forfeit was to put these 10 messy items into a bucket and then have fun with it.
Photo: Z01: All 10 messy items ready for the bucket8/19/21report
Great pic -- and nice to see you're enjoying it :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :splosh: :splosh:
Photo8/13/21report
Looks the same as before I came, but it WAS POT.
Photo: Q07: Post orgasm torture8/8/21report
I decided that I just couldn't do it. So now I need to untie my hands and cum the normal way. Then do 5 minutes of post orgasm torture.
Photo: Q05: Giving up8/8/21report
I thought this was going to be difficult, but now I think it's virtually impossible :-/
Photo: Q04: Trying really hard to cum like this8/8/21report
The forfeit was to tie my legs together, tie my hands behind my back, put a large pile of goop on the floor, lie down with my face in the goop, and try to cum like this.
Photo: Q01: 4 Cans of shaving cream8/8/21report
The sheet of white paper had a list of all the things I needed to do, because I couldn't remember them all.
Photo: T22: All done8/4/21report
Nice predicament to be in !! I assume he's securely bound?
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Photo7/14/21report
Tight cycling shorts are no match for slimy raw eggs :-/
Photo: T06: Eggs through my shorts7/14/21report
I had to get myself untied since I couldn't do the rest of the forfeits with my hands tied behind my back. Although, it might have been fun to try ;P
Photo: T03: Aftermath of eating the cream pie7/14/21report
This is not easy to do.
Photo: T02: Eating a cream pie with hands and feet tied7/14/21report
I hate beans 8(
Photo: T07: Beans down my shorts7/14/21report
Hard to find custard in the US, so this was vanilla pudding mixed with some eggs to make it runny. I think I used TOO MANY eggs because it was VERY runny.
Photo: T08: Custard down my shorts7/14/21report
I've never played with condensed milk before. Didn't really know what it was actually, but it's rather creamy.
Photo: T10: Condensed milk smeared all around7/14/21report
One of the forfeits was to cum on a pie, and then smash it in my face.
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Photo: T16: Cumming on a pie7/14/21report
The last forfeit was to put a bar of soap in my mouth and sit there for 15 minutes before cleaning up.
Photo: T19: Sitting with soap in my mouth for 15 minutes7/14/21report
I got bored just sitting there with a bar of soap in my mouth waiting for the time to expire, so I had to do some edging ;P
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Photo: T20: 10 minutes to go7/14/21report
I had a GF in grad school who wore blue contacts. Didn't realize it for the longest time, but it made her eyes REALLY attractive!! Same with yours :) :love: :thumbsup:
Photo: pie idea 7/13/21report
It's really difficult to do ANYTHING well with your hands tied behind your back and feet tied together. I don't recall now how I managed to do it, but when I got close to getting up and all the way out I fully expected to be shoved back in :ohno:
Photo: Trying to get out of the mud pit while tied7/13/21report
Do you think the driver is keeping his eyes on the road? Talk about distracted driving!!!
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Photo7/13/21report
Lots of fun things you could do with that bar :-P
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Photo: Spreader Bar, Syrup and Shaving Foam7/10/21report
Based on the number of catches I didn't really need to do this with my feet tied together, but I did it that way just to see how hard it would be. It's HARD!!
Photo: Q06: Coming up from dunk #27/8/21report
I've tried dong this edging with possible POT thing many times, but I don't think I've ever cum before the timer went off. Guess I need to make it harder somehow.
Photo: Q14: Alarm goes off7/8/21report
I didn't cum before the alarm went off, so I didn't need to do post orgasm torture.
Photo: Q14: Alarm goes off7/8/21report
Then I had to dump the goop over my head, start a 20-minute countdown timer, edge myself until the alarm goes off, do post orgasm torture til the alarm if I cum before then.
Photo: Q02: Hands tied behind my back7/8/21report
The forfeit was to dunk my head 4 times in a bucket of Cool Whip mixed with Sour Cream with my hands tied behind my back and feet tied together.
Photo: Q02: Hands tied behind my back7/8/21report
I love your profile photo, but it's so well done that it's neither silly nor embarrassing :-) OK, it IS silly!!
User: sillybitch7/5/21report
I don't mind being tied and helpless either. Actually I CRAVE being tied and helpless :P :ohno:
Photo: Satin and Latex7/4/21report
Those are my self-bondage handcuffs. They feel really snug, but I can get loose fairly quickly if I really WANT to. But not quickly enough to prevent falling head first into goop or mud if I get to the point of "no return". :ohno:
Photo: R01: Hands tied behind my back7/2/21report
@Shampoo1, wish you could have helped ;-)
Photo: r01: Starting to shampoo my head with soap7/2/21report
Does she have you tied to the chair for these pics?
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Photo7/2/21report
However, I forgot to dump the bucket of goop over my head :blush:. Surely there will be a penalty for that? 8(
Photo: R05: Had to give up - longer than 1 minute7/2/21report
My 3 items were 3 bars of soap. I got only one ;-(
Photo: R04: Trying again with no luck.7/2/21report
Failure to complete this within 60 seconds would result in dumping the bucket of goop over my head.
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Photo: R01: Hands tied behind my back7/2/21report
Forfeit was to dunk my head into a bucket of cake batter to pick out 3 items in 60 seconds with my hands tied behind my back.
Photo: R01: Hands tied behind my back7/2/21report
OK, this wasn't part of the deal, but I frequently untied my hands to do some edging - just because it was REALLY boring.
Photo: r08: Started edging to break the boredom7/2/21report
The count-down timer was started at 62 minutes to give me time to finish preparations before tying my hands behind my back.
Photo: r03: Starting the count-down timer7/2/21report
Also decided to shampoo my pubic hair.
Photo: r02: Shampooing my pubic hair also7/2/21report
The forfeit was to tie my legs together, shampoo my hair, face, neck, ears, with a bar of soap, put the bar of soap in my mouth, tie my hands behind my back, and stay like that for 60 minutes (6 catches at 10 minutes per catch).
Photo: r01: Starting to shampoo my head with soap7/2/21report
Does this mean I need to do it again??
Photo: r12: Aborted before the alarm went off7/2/21report
After taking a quick shower to get the soap off I realized, once the soap was out of my ears, that the sound was just the AC turning on. So the sound was rushing air rather than rushing water.
Photo: r12: Aborted before the alarm went off7/2/21report
Not done, but I heard the sound of water running, and there should be NO water running. So I aborted to find out what was going on thinking there must be a leak somewhere.
Photo: r12: Aborted before the alarm went off7/2/21report
Love that you can't use your hands to prevent it. ;P But maybe the chains should be shorter?
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Photo: Chocolate poured on jake - opposite end6/13/21report
I didn't actually use a trifle - hard to find here in the US. I just used a bowl full of Cool Whip
Photo: x06: Face plant into the trifle6/5/21report
I always forget how difficult it is to perform even the simplest task with my feet tied together and my hands tied behind my back. It's one of the most delightfully nasty things you can do to somebody!! :ohno: :P
Photo: x02: Hands tied behind my back and feet tied6/5/21report
The object I needed to pick up was a bar of soap.
Photo: y02: About to throw bar of soap into batter5/30/21report
This was my first forfeit from the Gunge Dungeon 2.0 game. Among other things I had to pick out an object from a bucket of cake batter with my hands tied behind my back.
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Photo: y01: Dumping ice cream into shorts5/30/21report
I've actually put these pics in the wrong folder. I don't know how to correct that :(
Photo: z01: First pie to face5/22/21report
I actually made it to 60 minutes without cumming. I had thought there was no way that would happen and I was surprised by the alarm going off!!
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Photo: z12 Timer alarm went off5/22/21report
This forfeit was to
1) Tie my legs together with many lengths of rope.
2) Give myself 3 shaving cream pies to my face.
3) Edge myself for 20 minutes.
4) Give myself Post Orgasm Torture until the 60 minutes is up if I cum before then.

I also had to add a gag using a gooey bar of soap.
and use toothpaste for the POT.
Photo: z01: First pie to face5/22/21report
It took me 16 minutes to untie my legs.
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Photo: z15: Untying my legs5/22/21report
That's as good as it gets!! :splosh: :splosh: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Photo5/21/21report
@Shampoo1 I'd love to have more mud shampoos - and then have you wash it all out and make me a soapy mess.
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Photo: Getting muddy in a very public park5/15/21report
It took a while to remove all of the chocolate batter from inside my ears, inside my nose, and around my eyes.
Photo: S08: Goop all over5/14/21report
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