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Cool Whip and Sour Cream makes a really delightful consistency for messy play! Doesn't taste so great though.
Photo: 4: Cool Whip and Sour Cream, head dunk2/7/17report
@ShampooKing: Wish you were there too -- it's always much more fun to be forced into the goop!!
Photo: About to head dunk2/7/17report
This is the first time in many years I've taken a store-bought cream pie to the face - after letting it thaw out over night. I must confess that I'm not a big fan of the crust. For me, anything that's dry is NOT messy - but I guess that's just me.
Photo: 3: Banana Cream, pie to face 2/7/17report
Well, I got a total of FIVE responses so far so I am now committed to completing ALL of these forfeits :ohno:
Photo: The challenge lives on!2/7/17report
Very nice!! What is the goop you are using? It looks like a delightful consistency!
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Photo2/6/17report
Wish I could find cream that squirted like that!!
Photo2/5/17report
What's a head dunk when there's still lots of goop left in the bucket?
Photo: Bucket over the head2/5/17report
I had to play with the goop for a bit - as much to delay cleanup as anything.
Photo: Relaxing in the goop2/5/17report
Coming up for air.
Photo: What did I just do?2/5/17report
Head fully inside now - can't really breath.
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Photo: Head fully in the bucket2/5/17report
Here I'm looking at the goop and getting up the nerve to dunk my head into it 8(
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Photo: About to head dunk2/5/17report
The dare was to head dunk in a mixture of batter and shave cream - interesting mixture!
Photo: Batter plus Shave Cream2/5/17report
After cumming I mixed all of the goop together and buried my head in it before cleaning up.
Photo: Playing in the mixed-up goop2/4/17report
Face planted into the fluff, cool whip, and chocolate sauce. Crotch planted into the mayo, toothpaste, and shaving cream.
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Photo: Lost balance and fell forward2/4/17report
To make it more interesting, I tied my legs together and tied my hands behind my back. Then leaned forward until the point of no return :ohno:
Photo: About to plop into the pies2/4/17report
This was a lost dare in the getDare site. I had to make 2 pies: one with marshmallow fluff, cool whip, and chocolate sauce, and the other with mayo, toothpaste, and shaving cream. Then first pie goes to the face, the second I needed to hump till I came.
Photo: Humping a Pie ingredients2/4/17report
One of my favorite positions! :P
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Photo2/3/17report
I know they're in there somewhere, but I can't see.
Photo: Bobbing for Soap2/2/17report
Getting up for air - there's still a few in there.
Photo: Bobbing for Soap2/2/17report
Trying to pick up 5 bars of soap buried in a tub of shaving cream. Not as easy as it sounds.
Photo: Bobbing for Soap2/2/17report
Gel turns to foam from body heat - and gets private parts rather HOT!!!
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Photo: Gel turned to foam - and got HOT1/31/17report
Working out with gel in shorts for 30 minutes.
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Photo: Working out for 30 minutes1/31/17report
This was a Loser Has to from getDare. "squirt gel shaving cream in front and back of cycling shorts and then workout for 30 minutes."
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Photo: Squirting gel shave cream in shorts1/31/17report
I've always wanted to head dunk in a bucket of dry wall mud. Must do it sometime!!
Photo1/30/17report
I add vegetable oil to peanut butter to make it more runny. Still VERY hard to clean up!
Photo1/29/17report
Interesting material - what is it? It looks like the stuff that can be totally agonizing for Post Orgasm Torture!!
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Photo1/29/17report
I love these containers that come as lids to grocery-store baked goods. Perfect size for a pie because your face fits inside nicely.
Photo: One can of shaving cream1/28/17report
@fluttermud: I was tied up (quite securely) by another guy, who then dumped me into the mud pit. Great fun!!!
Photo: Tied and dumped into a muddy pit1/28/17report
Couldn't resist pieing my face again, just after cleaning it off. Actually I did this cycle 5 more times because the goop just looked so inviting ;P
Photo: Let's do this again :)1/28/17report
Started cleanup, putting the foam back into the bowl. But it looks so inviting ...
Photo: Cleaning up -- but wait ...1/28/17report
Pied with one can of shaving cream - can't see at all, but somehow I can still breath.
Photo: Covered in goop1/28/17report
First splat with Shaving Cream pie
Photo: First shaving cream pie smash1/28/17report
As promised: A pie with one whole can of shaving cream.
Photo: One can of shaving cream1/28/17report
@MrPieNPlay I forgot about that comment :ohno: But of course, your wish is my command!
Photo: Shaving Cream Pie in Face1/28/17report
This was my original Super Bowl dare, which I will also need to do if the Patriots lose the Super Bowl game.
Photo: Super Bowl Dare #21/28/17report
If, for some reason, the Patriots don't win the Super Bowl on Feb 5, I've committed to gunging myself, one at a time, with each of these 14 substances. It will make watching the game a bit more exciting - for me at least.
Photo: Super Bowl Dare #11/28/17report
I didn't TRY to open my eyes, but it likely would have burned quite a bit. I didn't time it, but I'm guessing it took about 20 minutes of continuous lathering of my hair and face (and pubic hair) with just a bar of soap (and water) to get this amount of lather.
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Photo: Soap Shampoo Mouthsoaping1/27/17report
This was my first time playing with this much peanut butter - two large jars. Cleanup was a bitch!!
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Photo: Finished - time to clean up1/27/17report
The chocolate mess was 3 liters of chocolate pudding.
Photo: Z13: Shaving Cream Pie Sandwich1/27/17report
Actually this was a lost dare in getDare, but few people post results there.
Photo: Peanut Butter and Oil1/26/17report
Couldn't resist playing a little more in the goop.
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Photo: Z16: Playing in the goop1/24/17report
The classic pie sandwich.
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Photo: Z14: Shaving Cream Pie Sandwich1/24/17report
Two shaving cream pies - half can each.
Photo: Z13: Shaving Cream Pie Sandwich1/24/17report
Then emptied the pudding bucket over my head.
Photo: Z12: Head dunk in pudding1/24/17report
Head dunking in 3 liters of chocolate pudding
Photo: Z10: Head dunk in pudding1/24/17report
The original dare was to use custard, but we settled on mayonnaise (not quite as tasty, but more available in the US)
Photo: Z06: Mayo facial1/24/17report
Even with tight cycling shorts the eggs slithered right on through :-/
Photo: Z04: Eggs through pants1/24/17report
What was your recipe? I looks like a delightful consistency!!
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Photo: Homemade marshmallow fluff1/22/17report
Nice coverage!! And good quality goop.
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Video: Smess Triple Mess1/19/17report
If the Patriot don't win the Super Bowl I'm going to have to dunk my head into a gallon of Elmer's glue - among many other things. I've never done that before, so it could be exciting!! 8(
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Photo: covered in elmers glue1/17/17report
New status: Loving messy dares and challenges!!
User: tiedandmessy1/17/17report
Brilliant idea!! I LOVE it.
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Photo: Out for a walk. 1/17/17report
Nice!! That stuff can get HOT - definitely stimulates the sensitive parts!!!
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Photo: Full can of shaving gel in my bikini briefs. 1/17/17report
I should have scooped all that goop up into a bucket to contain it better, but it looked awfully inviting just sitting there in a big pile.
Photo: One more time into the goop1/14/17report
I've never tried chocolate soap - I suppose it would taste better :P
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Still tasting the soap 8(
Photo1/9/17report
I like that goop, whatever it was!!
Photo1/7/17report
You can always be sure of "muc"! And if you use enough it will cure whatever is ailing you :)
Photo: Started 2017 off horribly sick so not sure how muc1/4/17report
LOVE the slo mo!! We need more of these!!!
Photo1/4/17report
This was my whipped cream pie in the face for part 2 of the NFL dare challenge. I've never done a whipped cream pie before, but it was rather disappointing - it turns to liquid quite quickly. But at least I satisfied my dare :P
Photo: Whipped Cream Pie in the Face1/4/17report
This is actually an entire large can of whipped cream. It produced less than half the volume of a half can of shaving cream - rather disappointing ;-(
Photo: Whipped Cream Pie1/4/17report
This was my shaving cream pie in the face for part 2 of the NFL dare challenge. It was about a half can of shaving cream - I'll redo it with a whole can if anybody replies here 8(
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This is the shaving cream pie I used for part 2 of the NFL dare challenge. It was probably only about half a can, so maybe I need to redo it with a whole can?
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This was my shaving cream pie in the face for part 2 of the NFL dare challenge. It was about a half can of shaving cream - I'll redo it with a whole can if anybody replies here 8(
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Photo: Shaving Cream Pie in Face1/4/17report
This is the shaving cream pie I used for part 2 of the NFL dare challenge. It was probably only about half a can, so maybe I need to redo it with a whole can?
Photo: Shaving Cream Pie1/4/17report
I love the sound of very heavy goop!!! Just hearing that and imagining what it would feel like hitting my face is a HUGE turnon!
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Video: Just Pies1/1/17report
Nice! What is the goop you are using?
Photo12/22/16report
This is on my list of "must try" goop!! I love the consistency.
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Photo12/16/16report
@breathplay: I agree - but this mud pit wasn't quite deep enough for that :(
Photo: Tied and dumped into a muddy pit12/7/16report
I guess "handsome" is in the eye of the beholder. I didn't "feel" handsome, but that was the whole point - I wanted to feel embarrassed by how I looked.
Photo: Tied and sufficently Messy11/30/16report
I'd like to see you like this in public!! That's when it gets really exciting!
Photo11/2/16report
New status: Longing to be more messy more often!!
User: tiedandmessy10/5/16report
Nice to see somebody really IS letting you have it
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Photo10/4/16report
I LOVE face plants too!! But in this case I just picked up many handfuls of mud and rubbed them in my face and hair. Very exciting thing to do knowing that many people would see me this way while I walked around the park!!
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Photo: Getting muddy in a very public park9/6/16report
I'd certainly LOVE to be covered in goop MUCH MORE of the time -- maybe not ALWAYS :)
Photo: Tied and dumped into a muddy pit8/31/16report
Looks like an ideal consistency !!!
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Photo: breathe8/10/16report
Pretty decent coverage ;-)
Photo8/10/16report
I'm in sub space here - just wiggling back and forth to feel the mud all around me (I just replayed the video of the ordeal today).
Photo: Tied and dumped into a muddy pit8/4/16report
Made with 2 noose slip knots. The internal knot prevents the noose from over tightening while struggling. You can get loose fairly quickly when you need/want to, but not quickly enough to prevent catching a fall - into a pile of mud for example :)
Photo: Self-bondage "handcuffs"8/1/16report
I've actually never been hogtied, but it wouldn't seem to be the most vulnerable position for getting a pie in the face. Certainly willing to try it though :)
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Photo7/23/16report
Nice ammo indeed! The addition of the handcuffs makes it especially exciting for me!!
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Photo7/23/16report
I love the size of that tub!! I need to get one!
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Photo: Tub of Shaving Cream7/3/16report
What is that stuff?? It looks like a really delightful consistency!!
Photo4/2/16report
It was surprisingly extremely hard to get out of the mud pit with my hands tied behind my back and feet tied together.
Photo: Tied and dumped into a muddy pit3/15/16report
Thanks. I think this was mostly mayonnaise to start with. My hands were tied to a bar overhead.
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Photo: Tied and sufficently Messy3/15/16report
Stunningly attractive!! So nice to see you enjoying the goopy look.
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Photo3/15/16report
Where was this?? Local I hope :)
Photo3/13/16report
This has to be the all-time best F-M pieing pic ever made!!!!!
Photo12/30/14report
Love it!! What are you using??
Photo7/11/14report
Thanks!!! I'll definitely try it.
Photo6/14/14report
But what is foam slime?
Photo6/14/14report
This looks perfectly inviting!! Is this just shaving cream or do you have something else mixed in (it looks especially creamy).
Photo6/13/14report
Nice!!! What was in the bucket??
Photo: Sloppin Over My Face...6/29/13report
Can't think of a better way to get off!!!
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Photo: Fingering and Strokin6/29/13report
Is that just shaving cream?? It looks a little more substantial or something.
Photo: !st foam pie6/29/13report
So where was this???
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Photo5/25/13report
I found doing this in public to be amazingly liberating -- and of course sexually exciting!!
Photo: Covering my face with mud in a very public park11/23/12report
Whatever that stuff is I LOVE the goopy consistency!!! Very inviting indeed!!
Photo1/27/12report
Very nice indeed!! I love playing with smooth goopy clay. How long did it take to clean up your bathroom??
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Photo1/26/12report
But how did it end??
Also, what's the composition of your filling? It looks perfectly delightful !!!
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