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I added the chocolate sauce to the shaving cream pie - headed for my face.
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In weeks 6-11 my team lost 4 times and tied 2 times. So I needed to get messy with 6 shaving cream pies, plus mushy peas, salsa, custard, and chocolate sauce.
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This dare was to bury 5 bars of soap in a pile made from 5 cans shaving cream, tie my feet together and hands behind my back, and remove all 5 bars of soap using only my mouth.
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This was supposed to be rice pudding, but I didn't have any
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Well lathered bar of soap in my mouth for 10 minutes 8(
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This was the potato:
1) Cover your face with a whole jar of Cold Cream
2) Pour custard down underwear
3) Pie sandwich
4) Rice pudding over your head
5) Shampoo your hair with a bar of soap then stick it in your mouth for 10 minutes
1) Cover your face with a whole jar of Cold Cream
2) Pour custard down underwear
3) Pie sandwich
4) Rice pudding over your head
5) Shampoo your hair with a bar of soap then stick it in your mouth for 10 minutes
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Kept edging for 21 minutes - then I finally looked at the timer.
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Made it to 20 minutes without cumming - but I can't see the timer so I don't know I made it yet.
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Dare was to cover my head in soap and edge for 20 minutes, including post orgasm torture if I came before 20 minutes.
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Couldn't find mushy peas near me in the US. I took some canned peas, mushed them up and added some butter. Did indeed end up with "mushy peas".
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My third loss while vulnerable for the first time. I had to:
Head dunk in a bucket of cake batter
Custard over head
Mushy peas in pants
Pie in the face
6 eggs down the shorts
Head dunk in a bucket of cake batter
Custard over head
Mushy peas in pants
Pie in the face
6 eggs down the shorts
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The Pats lost the first game in 2017. So I needed to take a chocolate cream pie in the face.
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This is from my lost game in week 4. I needed to get messy with a can of shaving cream and a can of baked beans.
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You can't tell, but I had to do this entire dare with a mouthful of mayonnaise. The hardest part was breathing whenever my nose got plugged up with goop :ohno:
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This was supposed to be Pink paint, but this is as close as I could come. Never played with paint before, so I took extra care to cover the floor and walls.
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Mustard is nasty stuff - it's rather hard to clean off 8(
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Can't find custard in the US. So I used vanilla pudding mixed with 6 eggs to make it sufficiently pourable.
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My first time losing in the "Faster WAM Dice Game". I had to head dunk in a bucket of batter, and pour custard over my head. Only the minimum 2 punishments this time.
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The last part of the edging was polishing the apple, which I would have continued doing had I cum.
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The dare was to cover my head and crotch with Cool Whip and Sour Cream and then to edge for 10 minutes for each reply (only got 1). Cumming before the time limit would require continued stimulation until the time was reached.
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Emptied 8 ounces of toothpaste onto my crotch and rubbed it in. Gets rather hot after a while 8(
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A good mouthsoaping includes lathering up the face and hair - easy to do since the bar of soap was VERY goopy after sitting in water for 2 days.
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Here's the dare:
1. Put a goopy Bar of Soap in my mouth and keep it there until the end of the dare.
2. Cover my face with Chocolate Frosting.
3. Shampoo my hair with Mayonnaise.
4. Take a Shaving Cream Pie Sandwich to my head.
5. Empty an entire tube of Toothpaste onto my crotch and massage it in.
6. Take a Shaving Cream Pie Sandwich to my crotch and butt.
1. Put a goopy Bar of Soap in my mouth and keep it there until the end of the dare.
2. Cover my face with Chocolate Frosting.
3. Shampoo my hair with Mayonnaise.
4. Take a Shaving Cream Pie Sandwich to my head.
5. Empty an entire tube of Toothpaste onto my crotch and massage it in.
6. Take a Shaving Cream Pie Sandwich to my crotch and butt.
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Mayo's a bit hard to get out of the jar, so I spent some time to dump it into a pile before getting messy.
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Here was the personal dare: "Whilst naked cover yourself in mayo and then cover yourself in ketchup." I added some shaving cream to help with cleanup ;-)
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Not sure I could have gotten much more messy!
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1) Fill your boxers with Shaving Foam til they are full.
2) Add a full bottle of Ketchup front and back.
3) Cover your face and chest with Foam Pies.
4) Pie to the crotch whilst pants are still full.
5) Cover your feet and legs with Mustard.
6) Give yourself a Mustard pie sandwich.
7) Give yourself a Mayo facial.
8) Give yourself a Wedgie front and back.
9) Finish with 10 Foam pies to the face that have Ketchup on them as well.
2) Add a full bottle of Ketchup front and back.
3) Cover your face and chest with Foam Pies.
4) Pie to the crotch whilst pants are still full.
5) Cover your feet and legs with Mustard.
6) Give yourself a Mustard pie sandwich.
7) Give yourself a Mayo facial.
8) Give yourself a Wedgie front and back.
9) Finish with 10 Foam pies to the face that have Ketchup on them as well.
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This was much harder to do that I had imagined!! More cushioning for the fall would be advised 8(
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I can get out of the hands tie on my own in about 3 seconds - not enough time to break a fall though. :ohno:
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The dare was to tie my feet together, tie hands behind my back, and fall face first into two huge pies: one for my face and one for my crotch. Then hump the crotch pie for 5 minutes.
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The Potato was:
1. Cover yourself from head to toe in brownie batter.
2. Give yourself a pie sandwich to the head, and one to the crotch and ass.
3. Give yourself a chocolate frosting facial.
4. Fuck a jar of peanut butter.
5. Give yourself a mayonnaise shampoo.
1. Cover yourself from head to toe in brownie batter.
2. Give yourself a pie sandwich to the head, and one to the crotch and ass.
3. Give yourself a chocolate frosting facial.
4. Fuck a jar of peanut butter.
5. Give yourself a mayonnaise shampoo.
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Over the head now to get the rest of the pudding onto ME.
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I can't see anything, but the bucket is still pretty heavy, so there must be lots of goop still in it.
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Coming out - had to hold onto the bucket do to the suction :-/
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Looks like it was about the right amount of goop for a head dunk.
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This is the last of my NFL season dares - still need to do the specific Super Bowl dare (bobbing for 10 bars of soap in a tub of shaving cream).
This was actually closer to 4 liters - I miss estimated the density of chocolate pudding (it's apparently about 1.5 g/cc).
This was actually closer to 4 liters - I miss estimated the density of chocolate pudding (it's apparently about 1.5 g/cc).
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I did NOT let it dry. I'm not quite THAT masochistic 8(
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I actually used 4 liters of a mix of Cool Whip and Sour Cream.
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This was a dare from GetDare.com: "Head dunk with 2 liters of your favorite goopy mix. Then smear it all around your face, hair, ears and crotch and stay covered like that while edging for 20 minutes. If you cum before 20 minutes you have to continue the edging stimulation until the full 20 minutes is reached".
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I did this one mostly clothed because I wanted to drastically minimize the amount of this stuff that went through my drain pipes and into the septic system.
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Almost done with the NFL challenge dares. This was the one I was most dreading doing - never played with glue before.
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This stuff is REALLY sticky!! Took a LONG time to clean up, especially since I needed to minimize how much of this goop went out to my septic system.
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The one-gallon jug is pretty much empty now.
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Pretty well covered in mayo. Now I need to untie myself before starting to clean up. :-/
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I was implored by @Shampoo1 to work the goop into my hair - so here I'm giving myself a mayo shampoo.
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Thought I would add a little bondage to make it more interesting - add to delay getting to clean up.
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Note to self: Mayonnaise doesn't pour worth a s#@t :skeptical:
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After the pie sandwich.
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First pie in face - two to go. Thought I would add some hard-to-untie bondage to make it more interesting.
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One can for each pie. Before it heats up the stuff is still gel-like.
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This stuff is really sticky - and it FEELS really sticky.
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I don't have a gallon of mayonnaise (anymore), but I DO have enough Fluff for a pie in the face - so I'll have to start doing these out of order.
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This stuff is not easy to mix - almost requires an electric mixer. It's a somewhat unusual consistence that really adheres to your skin - and to your hair.
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Looking up at this mound of toothpaste about to descend on my face was rather exciting.
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It didn't take long for the burning to set in - especially on my eyelids. This called for a fairly hasty cleanup.
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I was definitely apprehensive about this dare. 3 large tubes can produce an awful lot of toothpaste and the stuff is quite messy - and it can burn.
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The dare was to brush my teeth for 15 minutes, adding a glob of toothpaste and water to the brush every minute. Plus, it had to be done while I was blindfolded. 8(
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This personal dare originated from a comment I had made to someone that brushing my teeth could be quite messy if done for a long time with lots of toothpaste.
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Just contemplating the mess I've gotten myself into
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Adding chocolate syrup over the head.
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I'm finding that I really DON'T like savory gunge :(
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A can of Spaghetti O's over the head.
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I added tying my legs together, just to fell a bit more helpless.
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I was anxious to do this dare because it included some savory items (baked beans and canned spaghetti). Turns out I really don't like savory - guess I'll stick with stuff that's unsavory.
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It didn't all pour out so I decided to stick my head in the bucket.
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Two packages of cake batter mix made about 2.5 liters of nice and gooey batter.
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This was from getDare.com: Loser has to take 9 pies to the face and then pour a bowl of pancake batter over head.
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The dare was: Loser must head dunk in a mixture of peanut butter and vegetable oil, and stay like that for at least 15 minutes.
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The dare was "Bobbing for Soap": Fill a container with 2-3 cans of shaving cream, add 5 bars of goopy soap, tie your hands behind your back, and finally dunk your head into the shaving cream attempting to pick out the bars of soap one at a time using only your mouth.
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Dare: Wearing only tighty whities fill the front with baked beans, custard/pudding, and chocolate cake batter. Fill the back with tinned spaghetti and shaving cream. Finish off treacle/honey or syrup over your head and shaving cream pies to your butt , crotch, face and a pie sandwich to your head.
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This was from spooning out the contents of 24 3.5-oz containers of pudding. Took a while, but it was actually fun to do, knowing where it was about to go ;P
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This stuff is not really "sticky", but it adheres quite well to skin.
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Cool Whip and Sour Cream makes a really delightful consistency for messy play! Doesn't taste so great though.
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