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Coming up for air - after not cumming :skeptical:
Photo3/18/19report
First head dunk and wank attempt
Photo3/18/19report
Getting up enough never to dunk my head into the batter.
Photo3/18/19report
Chocolate Cream Pie to Crotch
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Chocolate Cream Pie Sandwich
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All covered in Shaving Cream
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Shaving Cream Pie Sandwich
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Shaving Cream pie to head
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Shaving Cream Pie to Crotch
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Legs all covered
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First step of the instructions was to step onto 2 shaving cream pies. And then to proceed to cover myself from toe to head.
Photo3/18/19report
The 7 chocolate cream pies are in the rear, ready to go (on me). They are filled with 17 pounds of chocolate pudding.
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Photo3/18/19report
28 shaving cream pies, all ready for me. I used the 7 cans of shaving cream stacked up in the rear to fill them.
Photo3/18/19report
This is my head dunking bucket, filled with about 3 gallons of batter, using 12 boxes of cake mix. I added 2 cans of shaving cream also to fill it up a bit more.
Photo3/18/19report
Funny how the shaving cream just leaks out through your bike shorts after a while. Could have been a bit embarrassing !!
Photo3/15/19report
Gel shaving cream gets notably hot after a while -- especially on your private parts!! But it sure makes a bike ride more interesting ;P
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Dunking my head in the goop and trying to cum !!!
Photo3/15/19report
Coming up for air. This is not going to be easy 8(
Photo3/15/19report
I love this mess -- it looks delightfully THICK!!
Photo3/15/19report
I had to do a plank above a goopy pie with 6 ingredients: Mayo, Ranch Dressing, Marshmallow Fluff, Toothpaste, Cool Whip, and Chocolate Pudding.
Photo: 6 ingredients for my pie2/13/19report
Lost a bet on the Rams vs Saints - even though the Saints got robbed!! Had to get gunged with 26 eggs. I mixed in some cake batter to make it pour well.
Photo: z01: 26 eggs plus cake batter2/13/19report
Looks like you're enjoying it way too much :P
Photo2/7/19report
Lost dare was to do a Shaving Cream Plank over my face and crotch. This was 3 cans of shaving cream.
Photo: V01: 3 cans of shaving cream2/7/19report
Looks like she already did!
Anyway, this is my kind of fun :P
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Photo: Will she, won't she? 2/7/19report
@Shampoo1, you could do that to me anytime!! :P
Photo: Don't know if you're having fun mister, but we'2/7/19report
@Cher25, what DOES sting though is a pie in the face using 3 tubes of toothpaste:

https://umd.net/profile/i/tiedandmessy/section/photos/album/nfl-challenge
Photo: X00: Edging with Soap - 20 min2/1/19report
@Cher25, Thanks for the comment!! No it doesn't sting - unless I open my eyes :ohno: Actually I like how it feels, and how it makes me feel embarrassed at how I look (embarrassment is a huge turn on for me).
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Photo: X00: Edging with Soap - 20 min2/1/19report
Spray whipped cream kind of sucks. If I have to do it again I think I'll use 4 cans of shaving cream - much cheaper and it'll make much more of a mess :P
Photo: 4 large cans of Whipped Cream1/17/19report
Had to do the "Pie Wash": Empty 4 cans of spray whipped cream all over yourself.
Photo: 4 large cans of Whipped Cream1/17/19report
I lost my own dare because it was saved within 1 hour. So I had to give myself a frosting facial, a mayo shampoo, and a cream pie sandwich.
Photo: W01: All the goop ready for me1/14/19report
My Secret Santa dare that came back at me was to fill a bucket with 3 packages of batter, 2 cartons of marshmallow fluff, a bunch of shaving cream, and 5 bars of soap. The I had to dunk my head into the goop and pick up all 5 bars with only my mouth.
Photo: About to dunk into the bowl of goop1/14/19report
Well done!!
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Photo: After the Pie Pod+Pie Wash1/11/19report
That's my technique also, although I only have a 6" C-clamp - just barely large enough. I can't imagine emptying multiple cans of shaving cream any other way.
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Photo1/10/19report
I've done this before - works well for a face splat :P :ohno:
Photo1/10/19report
Where do you get buckets of fluff like that? And does it actually pour? I struggle to get the fluff I buy to come out of the container - even coaxed by a spatula.
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Photo12/22/18report
I lost my own dare, so I needed to take 3 pies to my face made of Pudding, Batter, and Marshmallow Fluff.
Photo: X01: Three Batter, Pudding, and Marshmallow Pies12/16/18report
After the timer went of it took me 18 minutes to get untied so I could clean up.
Photo: U00: Made it to 30 minutes11/18/18report
Still 3 minutes of Post Orgasm Torture to go - although I can't see the count-down timer, so I have no idea how much time remains.
Photo: U00: Polishing the knob11/18/18report
I didn't make it to 30 minutes :(
So now it's 5 minutes of Post Orgasm Torture 8(
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Photo: U00: Cum shot with 5 minutes to go11/18/18report
Lost dare was to:
1: Tie my legs together with many lengths of rope and many knots so that it will take about 15 minutes to get untied.
2: Totally cover my face, ears, hair, and cock with six liters of Cool Whip mixed with Sour Cream.
3: Edge for a full 30 minutes with the requirement that if I cum before then I must continue stimulating my sensitive penis head until the 30 minutes is reached.
Photo: U00: Starting the messing and edging11/18/18report
This was the "Pie Slide" from the "What Would You Do" game:

Make a big pile of mess (shaving cream, cool whip, etc) on the floor, in a pool, etc. Get on your stomach and slowly push yourself face first into the mess. Get completely covered.
Photo: 4 cans of shaving cream10/21/18report
This is what it's all about!!! You look like you're in creamy bliss :-)
Photo9/19/18report
Marshmallow Fluff and chocolate pudding seemed to be sufficiently sticky. 8(
Photo: 5 pudding and marshmallow pies to face9/14/18report
My shorts were loaded with beans, peas, 11 eggs, and some mayo.
Photo: Adding Mayo to Shorts9/14/18report
The 5 pies for my face were a mix of chocolate pudding and marshmallow fluff.
Photo: All the goop9/14/18report
Here was my dare:
"I want you to dunk your face in a bowl of mayo, wearing lycra shorts, fill them with beans, eggs and peas then take 5 pies to the face and 2 to the groin and butt."
Photo: All the goop9/14/18report
Thanks for following my blog
User: Roger8/18/18report
Looks like you're enjoying this too much ;-)
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Photo8/9/18report
Not surprisingly, I LOVE this kind of a predicament!! Nicely done!!
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Photo7/11/18report
I lost my own dare:

"Give yourself a frosting facial, a mayo shampoo, and head dunk for a bar of soap in a tub of cake batter and shaving cream."

Actually, I buried SIX bars of soap in that tub.
Photo: Z01: Mayo, Frosting, and Cake Batter plus Shaving 6/25/18report
Paying up for 6 pies plus some PB from the Food Fight game.
Photo: Peanut Butter and 6 Pies6/19/18report
What is the messy stuff you are using here? Looks like a delightful consistency!!
Photo: Gif6/18/18report
The cream pies were Cool Whip mixed with Sour Cream -- makes a nice consistency.
Photo: Cream pie sandwich6/2/18report
I lost the March Madness NCAA B-Ball Bracket challenge, including a side bet with Jeopardy. So I had to get messy with: Cake Batter, Chocolate Syrup, Cream Pies (2), Shaving Cream, Chocolate Pudding, Mayonnaise, and Frosting :ohno:
Photo: All the messy goop waiting for me6/2/18report
All the stuff for my final head-to-head loses and draws.
Photo: 4 shaving cream pies, 1 whipped cream pie, ketchup6/1/18report
What is this stuff? Looks like a nice consistency to me :)
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Photo: 11 - Whoops, food coloring didn't mix all the way6/1/18report
It always feels great everywhere! But actually it feels better when the goop is in my pants.
Photo: Sitting on a pie5/25/18report
@TommyTrojan: Yes, getting covered in goop DOES get me excited!!
Photo: Covered in cream5/25/18report
I also smeared the soap paste over my face and hair.
Photo: U00: Brushing teeth with soap paste4/13/18report
This dare was to:
Take a cream pie to my face
Pour cake batter over my head
Pour yogurt over my chest and shoulders
Brush my teeth with soap paste
Photo: U00: All the goop ready for me4/13/18report
OMG!! Would I ever LOVE that!!!!! You really know how to do it up right.
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Video: Pie Smear4/12/18report
Making good on my current 3-pie debt in the Spin for a Pie game
Photo: 3 pies4/12/18report
For some reason my camera stopped recording at this point :( Didn't record dumping chocolate cake batter over my head or the long untying time ;-(
Photo: Q02: Almost done tying legs3/29/18report
Lost another "Spin for a Pie" game. Needed to take just one pie - but it was made from an entire can of shaving cream.
Photo: One can of shaving ceam3/26/18report
My first loss in the Spin for a Pie game. I had to take 4 pies.
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Photo: 4 shaving cream pies3/24/18report
Actually vanilla pudding plus 2 eggs - the US custard substitute.
Photo: Custard over the head3/21/18report
My favorite ice cream :(
Photo: Friendlys Forbiden Chocolate facial3/21/18report
Two more losses required getting messy with ice cream, custard, and 2 shaving cream pies.
Photo: Ice Cream, Custard, Shaving Cream3/21/18report
Can't hide the excitement of being covered in goop.
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Photo: R04: Adding a little more goop to my face3/19/18report
A little quality time while enjoying the goop.
Photo: R03: A little edging3/19/18report
Emptying the rest of goop onto my head.
Photo: R02: Over the head3/19/18report
This was from a personal "If you catch me" dare, played via personal messages. I had to head dunk in a bucket of chocolate pudding - but I didn't have enough pudding to fill the bucket so I added a container of marshmallow fluff and 2 cans of shaving cream.
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Photo: R01: Head dunk in pudding, fluff, and shaving crea3/19/18report
West Brom lost their last 5 games, so here's the stuff for 5 shaving cream pies, 2 cartons of custard, rice pudding, salsa, and chocolate sauce.
Photo: All the ingredients ready for me3/9/18report
Some of the eggs didn't crack - I think they might have gotten frozen :(

Does that mean I have to do this again???
Photo: S03: Cracking eggs over head2/25/18report
I thought I'd put the eggs in a shower cap and then crack them all at once.
Photo: S02: Egss in shower cap2/25/18report
This was the dare:
Crack 10 eggs over your head.
6 eggs down your pants.
Fill your pants with mayo.
Cover your face / hair with mayo.
Pour custard over your head
Pour ketchup down the back of your pants.
Give yourself a wedgie.
Photo: S01: All the messy stuff2/25/18report
OMG! This is the best way to get your face and head plastered!!!! I LOVE your style!!
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Video: Pie Smear2/20/18report
@Ariel: you ARE a weirdo -- and we all thank you for that!!!
Photo1/27/18report
I've always thought teeth brushing could be a messy activity, and I often make it as messy as possible when I brush MY teeth. Not too many folks are into this though.
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Photo1/27/18report
Here are forfeits from my most recent 4 loses and 7 draws, meaning 11 shaving cream pies, a pudding pie sandwich, a can of beans, a can of spaghetti, and a bucket of shaving cream with water.
Photo: All the ingredients1/25/18report
Bondage wasn't specified in the dare, but I wanted to make it more interesting. It's not easy to sit down slowly with your hands tied behind your back and feet tied together.
Photo: W00: Sitting on a pile of shaving cream1/15/18report
That much cold cream actually burns a bit. Didn't realize I'd gotten it on my cock until the warm shower water activated the heat 8(
Photo: W00: Tub of cold cream on face1/15/18report
Can you tell us exactly what that mix was? It looks delightful!!
Scene: Fluffy White Slime1/4/18report
@Regal5150: Do it - It's great fun !!!!
Photo: V00: 12 cans of shaving cream12/4/17report
@darry: It took quite a while to empty 12 cans of shaving cream into the pile. But it was worth it !!!

Indeed, you should do it.
Photo: V00: 12 cans of shaving cream12/2/17report
Couldn't hold the plank any longer, so into the goop I went.
Photo: V00: Plopped in the goop12/1/17report
Holding the plank, but getting tired. I can see where I'm headed soon :ohno:
Photo: V00: Holding the plank12/1/17report
At the request of my FetLife friend, I had to do a soap shampoo and some mouth soaping with one of those REALLY GOOEY bars of soap. YUCK!!
Photo: V00: Soap shampoo and mouth soaping12/1/17report
2 cans of gel shaving cream and 2 tubes of toothpaste. That stuff did a number on my cock and balls !!!
Photo: V00: Gel shave cream and toothpaste12/1/17report
This is a pile from 12 cans of shaving cream.
Photo: V00: 12 cans of shaving cream12/1/17report
This is a pile from 8 cans of shaving cream.
Photo: V00: 8 cans of shaving cream12/1/17report
This is a pile from 4 cans of shaving cream.
Photo: V00: 4 cans of shaving cream12/1/17report
This is a pile from 1 can of shaving cream. I used a large C-clamp the save my thumb while emptying the cans.
Photo: V00: 1 can of shaving cream12/1/17report
The 3 bars of Pink Dove had been sitting in water getting soft for 5 days - and they were quite gooey indeed.
Photo: V00: 3 bars of gooey soap12/1/17report
The dare was to do a plank above a pile of 12 cans of shaving cream under my face, 2 cans of gel shave and 2 tubes of toothpaste under my cock and balls, plus 3 gooey bars of soap to play with.
Photo: V00: Messy supplies12/1/17report
Had to tie my feet together to make it more fun :)
Photo: Week 12 forfeit11/22/17report
My week-12 loss required getting messy with custard and shaving cream
Photo: Week 12 forfeit11/22/17report
After I retrieved all of the apples I couldn't resist pouring the goop over my head.
Photo: Over the head11/18/17report
I tied my hands behind my back for good measure - not to mention that I like to be tied and messy :)
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Photo: Spitting out an apple11/18/17report
Dare was to bob for apples in a suitable goop. This was flour, mixed with 14 eggs, some vegetable oil, and 2 cans of shaving cream. Definitely a messy mix!!
Photo: Messy goop filled with apples11/18/17report
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