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First head dunk and wank attempt
Photo3/18/19report
Getting up enough never to dunk my head into the batter.
Photo3/18/19report
Chocolate Cream Pie to Crotch
Photo3/18/19report
Chocolate Cream Pie Sandwich
Photo3/18/19report
All covered in Shaving Cream
Photo3/18/19report
Shaving Cream Pie Sandwich
Photo3/18/19report
Shaving Cream pie to head
Photo3/18/19report
Shaving Cream Pie to Crotch
Photo3/18/19report
Legs all covered
Photo3/18/19report
First step of the instructions was to step onto 2 shaving cream pies. And then to proceed to cover myself from toe to head.
Photo3/18/19report
The 7 chocolate cream pies are in the rear, ready to go (on me). They are filled with 17 pounds of chocolate pudding.
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Photo3/18/19report
28 shaving cream pies, all ready for me. I used the 7 cans of shaving cream stacked up in the rear to fill them.
Photo3/18/19report
This is my head dunking bucket, filled with about 3 gallons of batter, using 12 boxes of cake mix. I added 2 cans of shaving cream also to fill it up a bit more.
Photo3/18/19report
Funny how the shaving cream just leaks out through your bike shorts after a while. Could have been a bit embarrassing !!
Photo3/15/19report
Gel shaving cream gets notably hot after a while -- especially on your private parts!! But it sure makes a bike ride more interesting ;P
Photo3/15/19report
Dunking my head in the goop and trying to cum !!!
Photo3/15/19report
Coming up for air. This is not going to be easy 8(
Photo3/15/19report
I love this mess -- it looks delightfully THICK!!
Photo3/15/19report
I had to do a plank above a goopy pie with 6 ingredients: Mayo, Ranch Dressing, Marshmallow Fluff, Toothpaste, Cool Whip, and Chocolate Pudding.
Photo: 6 ingredients for my pie2/13/19report
Lost a bet on the Rams vs Saints - even though the Saints got robbed!! Had to get gunged with 26 eggs. I mixed in some cake batter to make it pour well.
Photo: z01: 26 eggs plus cake batter2/13/19report
Looks like you're enjoying it way too much :P
Photo2/7/19report
Lost dare was to do a Shaving Cream Plank over my face and crotch. This was 3 cans of shaving cream.
Photo: V01: 3 cans of shaving cream2/7/19report
Looks like she already did!
Anyway, this is my kind of fun :P
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Photo: Will she, won't she? 2/7/19report
@Shampoo1, you could do that to me anytime!! :P
Photo: Don't know if you're having fun mister, but we'2/7/19report
@Cher25, what DOES sting though is a pie in the face using 3 tubes of toothpaste:

https://umd.net/profile/i/tiedandmessy/section/photos/album/nfl-challenge
Photo: X00: Edging with Soap - 20 min2/1/19report
@Cher25, Thanks for the comment!! No it doesn't sting - unless I open my eyes :ohno: Actually I like how it feels, and how it makes me feel embarrassed at how I look (embarrassment is a huge turn on for me).
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Photo: X00: Edging with Soap - 20 min2/1/19report
Spray whipped cream kind of sucks. If I have to do it again I think I'll use 4 cans of shaving cream - much cheaper and it'll make much more of a mess :P
Photo: 4 large cans of Whipped Cream1/17/19report
Had to do the "Pie Wash": Empty 4 cans of spray whipped cream all over yourself.
Photo: 4 large cans of Whipped Cream1/17/19report
I lost my own dare because it was saved within 1 hour. So I had to give myself a frosting facial, a mayo shampoo, and a cream pie sandwich.
Photo: W01: All the goop ready for me1/14/19report
My Secret Santa dare that came back at me was to fill a bucket with 3 packages of batter, 2 cartons of marshmallow fluff, a bunch of shaving cream, and 5 bars of soap. The I had to dunk my head into the goop and pick up all 5 bars with only my mouth.
Photo: About to dunk into the bowl of goop1/14/19report
Well done!!
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Photo: After the Pie Pod+Pie Wash1/11/19report
That's my technique also, although I only have a 6" C-clamp - just barely large enough. I can't imagine emptying multiple cans of shaving cream any other way.
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Photo1/10/19report
I've done this before - works well for a face splat :P :ohno:
Photo1/10/19report
Where do you get buckets of fluff like that? And does it actually pour? I struggle to get the fluff I buy to come out of the container - even coaxed by a spatula.
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Photo12/22/18report
I lost my own dare, so I needed to take 3 pies to my face made of Pudding, Batter, and Marshmallow Fluff.
Photo: X01: Three Batter, Pudding, and Marshmallow Pies12/16/18report
After the timer went of it took me 18 minutes to get untied so I could clean up.
Photo: U00: Made it to 30 minutes11/18/18report
Still 3 minutes of Post Orgasm Torture to go - although I can't see the count-down timer, so I have no idea how much time remains.
Photo: U00: Polishing the knob11/18/18report
I didn't make it to 30 minutes :(
So now it's 5 minutes of Post Orgasm Torture 8(
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Photo: U00: Cum shot with 5 minutes to go11/18/18report
Lost dare was to:
1: Tie my legs together with many lengths of rope and many knots so that it will take about 15 minutes to get untied.
2: Totally cover my face, ears, hair, and cock with six liters of Cool Whip mixed with Sour Cream.
3: Edge for a full 30 minutes with the requirement that if I cum before then I must continue stimulating my sensitive penis head until the 30 minutes is reached.
Photo: U00: Starting the messing and edging11/18/18report
This was the "Pie Slide" from the "What Would You Do" game:

Make a big pile of mess (shaving cream, cool whip, etc) on the floor, in a pool, etc. Get on your stomach and slowly push yourself face first into the mess. Get completely covered.
Photo: 4 cans of shaving cream10/21/18report
This is what it's all about!!! You look like you're in creamy bliss :-)
Photo9/19/18report
Marshmallow Fluff and chocolate pudding seemed to be sufficiently sticky. 8(
Photo: 5 pudding and marshmallow pies to face9/14/18report
My shorts were loaded with beans, peas, 11 eggs, and some mayo.
Photo: Adding Mayo to Shorts9/14/18report
The 5 pies for my face were a mix of chocolate pudding and marshmallow fluff.
Photo: All the goop9/14/18report
Here was my dare:
"I want you to dunk your face in a bowl of mayo, wearing lycra shorts, fill them with beans, eggs and peas then take 5 pies to the face and 2 to the groin and butt."
Photo: All the goop9/14/18report
Thanks for following my blog
User: Roger8/18/18report
Looks like you're enjoying this too much ;-)
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Photo8/9/18report
Not surprisingly, I LOVE this kind of a predicament!! Nicely done!!
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Photo7/11/18report
I lost my own dare:

"Give yourself a frosting facial, a mayo shampoo, and head dunk for a bar of soap in a tub of cake batter and shaving cream."

Actually, I buried SIX bars of soap in that tub.
Photo: Z01: Mayo, Frosting, and Cake Batter plus Shaving 6/25/18report
Paying up for 6 pies plus some PB from the Food Fight game.
Photo: Peanut Butter and 6 Pies6/19/18report
What is the messy stuff you are using here? Looks like a delightful consistency!!
Photo: Gif6/18/18report
The cream pies were Cool Whip mixed with Sour Cream -- makes a nice consistency.
Photo: Cream pie sandwich6/2/18report
I lost the March Madness NCAA B-Ball Bracket challenge, including a side bet with Jeopardy. So I had to get messy with: Cake Batter, Chocolate Syrup, Cream Pies (2), Shaving Cream, Chocolate Pudding, Mayonnaise, and Frosting :ohno:
Photo: All the messy goop waiting for me6/2/18report
All the stuff for my final head-to-head loses and draws.
Photo: 4 shaving cream pies, 1 whipped cream pie, ketchup6/1/18report
What is this stuff? Looks like a nice consistency to me :)
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Photo: 11 - Whoops, food coloring didn't mix all the way6/1/18report
It always feels great everywhere! But actually it feels better when the goop is in my pants.
Photo: Sitting on a pie5/25/18report
@TommyTrojan: Yes, getting covered in goop DOES get me excited!!
Photo: Covered in cream5/25/18report
I also smeared the soap paste over my face and hair.
Photo: U00: Brushing teeth with soap paste4/13/18report
This dare was to:
Take a cream pie to my face
Pour cake batter over my head
Pour yogurt over my chest and shoulders
Brush my teeth with soap paste
Photo: U00: All the goop ready for me4/13/18report
OMG!! Would I ever LOVE that!!!!! You really know how to do it up right.
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Video: Pie Smear4/12/18report
Making good on my current 3-pie debt in the Spin for a Pie game
Photo: 3 pies4/12/18report
For some reason my camera stopped recording at this point :( Didn't record dumping chocolate cake batter over my head or the long untying time ;-(
Photo: Q02: Almost done tying legs3/29/18report
Lost another "Spin for a Pie" game. Needed to take just one pie - but it was made from an entire can of shaving cream.
Photo: One can of shaving ceam3/26/18report
My first loss in the Spin for a Pie game. I had to take 4 pies.
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Photo: 4 shaving cream pies3/24/18report
Actually vanilla pudding plus 2 eggs - the US custard substitute.
Photo: Custard over the head3/21/18report
My favorite ice cream :(
Photo: Friendlys Forbiden Chocolate facial3/21/18report
Two more losses required getting messy with ice cream, custard, and 2 shaving cream pies.
Photo: Ice Cream, Custard, Shaving Cream3/21/18report
Can't hide the excitement of being covered in goop.
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Photo: R04: Adding a little more goop to my face3/19/18report
A little quality time while enjoying the goop.
Photo: R03: A little edging3/19/18report
Emptying the rest of goop onto my head.
Photo: R02: Over the head3/19/18report
This was from a personal "If you catch me" dare, played via personal messages. I had to head dunk in a bucket of chocolate pudding - but I didn't have enough pudding to fill the bucket so I added a container of marshmallow fluff and 2 cans of shaving cream.
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Photo: R01: Head dunk in pudding, fluff, and shaving crea3/19/18report
West Brom lost their last 5 games, so here's the stuff for 5 shaving cream pies, 2 cartons of custard, rice pudding, salsa, and chocolate sauce.
Photo: All the ingredients ready for me3/9/18report
Some of the eggs didn't crack - I think they might have gotten frozen :(

Does that mean I have to do this again???
Photo: S03: Cracking eggs over head2/25/18report
I thought I'd put the eggs in a shower cap and then crack them all at once.
Photo: S02: Egss in shower cap2/25/18report
This was the dare:
Crack 10 eggs over your head.
6 eggs down your pants.
Fill your pants with mayo.
Cover your face / hair with mayo.
Pour custard over your head
Pour ketchup down the back of your pants.
Give yourself a wedgie.
Photo: S01: All the messy stuff2/25/18report
OMG! This is the best way to get your face and head plastered!!!! I LOVE your style!!
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Video: Pie Smear2/20/18report
@Ariel: you ARE a weirdo -- and we all thank you for that!!!
Photo1/27/18report
I've always thought teeth brushing could be a messy activity, and I often make it as messy as possible when I brush MY teeth. Not too many folks are into this though.
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Photo1/27/18report
Here are forfeits from my most recent 4 loses and 7 draws, meaning 11 shaving cream pies, a pudding pie sandwich, a can of beans, a can of spaghetti, and a bucket of shaving cream with water.
Photo: All the ingredients1/25/18report
Bondage wasn't specified in the dare, but I wanted to make it more interesting. It's not easy to sit down slowly with your hands tied behind your back and feet tied together.
Photo: W00: Sitting on a pile of shaving cream1/15/18report
That much cold cream actually burns a bit. Didn't realize I'd gotten it on my cock until the warm shower water activated the heat 8(
Photo: W00: Tub of cold cream on face1/15/18report
Can you tell us exactly what that mix was? It looks delightful!!
Scene: Fluffy White Slime1/4/18report
@Regal5150: Do it - It's great fun !!!!
Photo: V00: 12 cans of shaving cream12/4/17report
@darry: It took quite a while to empty 12 cans of shaving cream into the pile. But it was worth it !!!

Indeed, you should do it.
Photo: V00: 12 cans of shaving cream12/2/17report
Couldn't hold the plank any longer, so into the goop I went.
Photo: V00: Plopped in the goop12/1/17report
Holding the plank, but getting tired. I can see where I'm headed soon :ohno:
Photo: V00: Holding the plank12/1/17report
At the request of my FetLife friend, I had to do a soap shampoo and some mouth soaping with one of those REALLY GOOEY bars of soap. YUCK!!
Photo: V00: Soap shampoo and mouth soaping12/1/17report
2 cans of gel shaving cream and 2 tubes of toothpaste. That stuff did a number on my cock and balls !!!
Photo: V00: Gel shave cream and toothpaste12/1/17report
This is a pile from 12 cans of shaving cream.
Photo: V00: 12 cans of shaving cream12/1/17report
This is a pile from 8 cans of shaving cream.
Photo: V00: 8 cans of shaving cream12/1/17report
This is a pile from 4 cans of shaving cream.
Photo: V00: 4 cans of shaving cream12/1/17report
This is a pile from 1 can of shaving cream. I used a large C-clamp the save my thumb while emptying the cans.
Photo: V00: 1 can of shaving cream12/1/17report
The 3 bars of Pink Dove had been sitting in water getting soft for 5 days - and they were quite gooey indeed.
Photo: V00: 3 bars of gooey soap12/1/17report
The dare was to do a plank above a pile of 12 cans of shaving cream under my face, 2 cans of gel shave and 2 tubes of toothpaste under my cock and balls, plus 3 gooey bars of soap to play with.
Photo: V00: Messy supplies12/1/17report
Had to tie my feet together to make it more fun :)
Photo: Week 12 forfeit11/22/17report
My week-12 loss required getting messy with custard and shaving cream
Photo: Week 12 forfeit11/22/17report
After I retrieved all of the apples I couldn't resist pouring the goop over my head.
Photo: Over the head11/18/17report
I tied my hands behind my back for good measure - not to mention that I like to be tied and messy :)
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Photo: Spitting out an apple11/18/17report
Dare was to bob for apples in a suitable goop. This was flour, mixed with 14 eggs, some vegetable oil, and 2 cans of shaving cream. Definitely a messy mix!!
Photo: Messy goop filled with apples11/18/17report
Got Boomed for this:

Pudding in pants,
Raw egg in pants,
Custard over your head,
Fill your pockets with whip cream then sit down on them. Or squish them,
Cream pie sandwich,
Ketchup over your head,
Mayonnaise shampoo
Photo: Y00: All the mess ready for me11/16/17report
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