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Had to do my own forfeit since all 3 replied within 6 hours. Forfeit was to dunk my head in a bucket of cake batter 3 times, staying submerged for 15 seconds each time. Then I had to bring myself to orgasm, followed by 3 minutes of post orgasm torture.
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I prefer getting messy naked also, unless my lost forfeit calls for something like filling my shorts with goopy stuff, as it did in this case.
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I must confess, I don't know the origin of this forfeit :-/
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First safe messy forfeit after 5 months of a medical time out. Still not able to do a full-on messy session, but I made a commitment to JamesUK that I'd at least do some shaving cream pies to my face.
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Thaks @jakesm13, but not as amazing as your Wam Bowl :P
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Nice collection of pies!!! But now we need to see them on somebody's face :P :-P
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Can't seem to buy custard anywhere in the US :( I've been simulating it by adding eggs to vanilla pudding -- seems to work reasonably well.
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@oilslick, Cleanup is no worse than anything else I do, although I try not to get any of the stuff in my ears, so I now put expandable plugs in my ears when I play with any sticky stuff. It sometimes take a while to get the eggs and flour to mix up nicely, but an electric mixer helps greatly with that. I've done head dunking in the stuff, and bobbing games in it also. Great fun!!
This was from a meeting at a motel room with a guy who was into pies. He tied my hands behind my back and pelted my with all sorts of goop. What's on my face here is about a dozen or so eggs mixed with flour -- makes a really sticky mess.
Making good on my first several losses from the More! or Pie! game. It amounted to 23 pies!
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@dunktankVanessa: The self-bondage aspect makes it embarrassing for me (and I get turned on by being embarrassed). Didn't do it here, but I love to use many lengths of rope and many knots so that it will take me a very long time to get untied. And I get super turned on spending lots and LOTS of time tying myself up, knowing it will take me a long time to get untied.
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What's that white thing on my face? One of my requests for this weekend visit was for my host to greet me at the door and to then immediately tie my hands behind my back. He did that, then he shoved a shaving cream pie in my face, and then he walked me out to his mud pit.
This was supposed to be "Canned Cheese" but I couldn't find any such thing at Market Basket. This stuff didn't exactly pour very well.
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I've actually never gotten messy with a cake before. This one came from the frozen section, but it had been sitting out for about a week. Still not all that messy IMO.
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This spin was from getting caught out by ResMess in "If you don't reply":
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1410#postid_727635
The messy items were:
Pudding Pie To Face
Vanilla Cake Batter
Strawberry Cake Batter
Oatmeal
Mustard
Mayonnaise
Chocolate Syrup
Sour Cream
Canned Cheese
Cake In Face
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply/start/1410#postid_727635
The messy items were:
Pudding Pie To Face
Vanilla Cake Batter
Strawberry Cake Batter
Oatmeal
Mustard
Mayonnaise
Chocolate Syrup
Sour Cream
Canned Cheese
Cake In Face
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I don't care much for canned whipped cream, but it came up so I had to use it.
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I mixed the eggs with lots of flour so they'd be less runny. This makes them rather like glue!!
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This particular brand of Marshmallow Fluff was REALLY sticky!!!
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This spin was from getting caught out by ViSE in "If you don't reply":
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=1380#postid_727050
The messy items were:
Pudding Pie To Face
Pie Top Of Head
Pie Sandwich
Sit On Pie
Vanilla Cake Batter
Brownie Batter
Marshmallow Fluff
Mayonnaise
Mustard
Honey
Can Of Whipped Cream
Dozen Eggs
Yogurt
Sour Cream
https://umd.net/groups/i/if-you-dont-reply?start=1380#postid_727050
The messy items were:
Pudding Pie To Face
Pie Top Of Head
Pie Sandwich
Sit On Pie
Vanilla Cake Batter
Brownie Batter
Marshmallow Fluff
Mayonnaise
Mustard
Honey
Can Of Whipped Cream
Dozen Eggs
Yogurt
Sour Cream
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Thank you steve for such a fun challenge!!
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I wasn't sure I could do this with my hands tied behind my back, but after a bit of struggling, and losing my balance a few times, I finally made it work.
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This forfeit was to head dunk into a bucket of batter with my hands tied behind my back. And then to hoist the bucket over me lifting with my head (since my hands are tied).
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This particular brand of yogurt didn't pour either.
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I found out that thick sour cream doesn't actually "pour". It just came out in a glob that rolled off of my face.
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The chocolate syrup was added here because I forgot to use it in another unrelated session.
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This session was from a 15-hour "If you can catch me", inflicted on me by MSE during my 12-hour stay in the "No Reply" zone. I've not yet completed the glue, glitter, eggs, and flour so kindly sent my way by Kirsty.
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The third forfeit was to lie down and dump a bucket of cake batter on my face.
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The second forfeit was to bob for 6 apples in a bucket of chocolate cake batter with hands tied behind my back. The goop was 4 packages of cake batter, water, oil, and a can of shaving cream.
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First forfeit was to shampoo my hair and face with a bar of soap and then stuff the gooey bar in my mouth for 5 minutes.
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The astute observer may notice an unused bottle of Chocolate Syrup here. I assume there will be a penalty for this unfortunate oversight 8(
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The eggs were actually mixed with flour so the stuff wouldn't escape my tarp.
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This was actually the first part of an ill conceived lost dare in "If you don't reply":
Pie to face x2 - 2 pies
Pie Sandwich x3 - 6 pies
Pie over the Head - 1 pie
Pie to ass x2 - 2 pies
Pie to crotch x2 - 2 pies
Pie x4 - 4 pies
Beans poured on face and then rubbed in
Beans in underwear
Cake Batter
Chocolate Pudding
Vanilla Pudding
Chocolate sauce
Eggs x34
Honey on chest & crotch
Ice Cream
Melted Ice Cream
Messy wedgie...Ranch Dressing is cool
Yogurt (& plenty of it)
Pie to face x2 - 2 pies
Pie Sandwich x3 - 6 pies
Pie over the Head - 1 pie
Pie to ass x2 - 2 pies
Pie to crotch x2 - 2 pies
Pie x4 - 4 pies
Beans poured on face and then rubbed in
Beans in underwear
Cake Batter
Chocolate Pudding
Vanilla Pudding
Chocolate sauce
Eggs x34
Honey on chest & crotch
Ice Cream
Melted Ice Cream
Messy wedgie...Ranch Dressing is cool
Yogurt (& plenty of it)
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It WAS fun!! Normally I would do this with my hands tied behind my back, but that was not required this time ;P
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All the lyrics to Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall". I couldn't remember them all, so I posted this on the wall opposite my shower.
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I spent two short stints in the Pillory, resulting in 5 pies, and both chocolate and vanilla cake batter.
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The curry sauce I chose was labelled "Hot", with 3 peppers!! My private parts seem to have survived though.
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The lost dare was to post a 12-hour "If you catch me" requesting messy items to dump over my head. The 18 catches resulted in: cake batter, flour and water, beans, pancake syrup, 12 eggs, spaghetti, pancake syrup again, melted ice cream, yogurt, cream pie, ranch dressing, custard, mallasses, mayo, curry sauce, sweet and sour sauce, and milk gone bad.
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This might have been when I got mud in my eyes, because I was not expecting it. After many hours of not being able to see well. and many attempts to find a solution, I eventually got the mud out by dunking my head into a lobster pot filled with water, opening my eyes, and swishing my head back and forth. Worked like a charm. Even though this was rather unpleasant, I'll still NEVER wear goggles for messy fun!!
The alarm just went off! I made it to 65 minutes of edging without cumming, so no post orgasm torture this time.
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Only 5 minutes to go, but I have no idea since I intentionally can't see the timer. This is quite a mind fuck!!
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Need to quickly pause again since I got very close to cumming.
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Edging here by polishing the knob. This is the technique I would use for post orgasm torture -- but it also brings me close to cumming :ohno:
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I got close to cumming so I needed to quickly pause the edging.
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The dare was to tie my legs together, take 10 pies to my face and crotch, and then edge for 65 minutes on the countdown timer, with the requirement that if I cum before 65 minutes I must continue with post orgasm stimulation until the time is up.
Actually I never felt much adverse effect from the toothpaste and gel shave cream. Perhaps the mayo and mustard diluted it too much. Do I need to do it again with only toothpaste and gel shave cream? Or with only toothpaste? Comments are welcome :ohno:
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This dare from JamesUK was to fill my shorts with a whole tube of toothpaste, a can of gel shave cream, a jar of mayo, and a container of mustard. Then lay down on my back and pour a bowl of chocolate batter over my face, followed by a can of beans. And I need to stay that way for at least 10 minutes, while the toothpaste and gel shave cream are heating up my crotch area. 8(
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I'd never heard of milking grease before -- must get some!!
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Very nice!! I love your expression here - makes me want to know what you're thinking about. :loveeyes:
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The dare was to create a very gooey mix by adding cake batter to 12 eggs, and then dump it over your head. This stuff really IS quite gooey and sticky! 8(
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Got caught by 6 people, resulting in me having to take 6 pies to the face, made with: shaving cream, chocolate batter, chocolate pudding, marshmallow fluff, mayo, and toothpaste.
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@aussiemudd, yes it DID feel good. I don't often play with spaghetti, so this was a different experience. It's exciting when you have no control over your required forfeits :ohno:
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I've always liked the batter and shaving foam mix - just gives it a fun consistency :P
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It WAS fun!! When I noticed this challenge I totally wanted to do it - but it was harder than I had expected. Having my head covered in gunge DOES turn me on - but not being able to breath does not :skeptical:
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After about 7 or 8 head dunks, I finally managed to cum !! This was really hard!!!
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Next step was to make sure you are totally covered in shaving cream.
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First step of the instructions was to step onto 2 shaving cream pies. And then to proceed to cover myself from toe to head.
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My batter bucket contained about 3 gallons of batter, mixed from 12 cartons of dry cake mix. Plus I mixed in 2 cans of shaving cream to fill it up a bit more.
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