Beware of the flying sauce-ers!
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Gorgeousness personified!
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Photo3/14/18report
Congrats on WOTD! It couldn't have gone to a sexier clown!
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User: GingerDubberdee3/13/18report
love this, very fun and very sexy all at once!
Photo2/25/18report
great new avatar photo!
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User: RevSlymsford2/15/18report
Congrats on getting WOTD! very much deserved for your delicious and unique blend of silliness, sexiness, and slippery, slimey sloppiness!
User: JellynCustard2/15/18report
Maria could knock me unconscious with those glorious breasts....and I wish she would!!! ;P
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Photo1/19/18report
Fabulous tits still in place: Check.
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Photo1/17/18report
A little slice of blue heaven here. I'm not really even in to paint, but Mrs. Bee makes it work like gangbusters!
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Photo1/17/18report
Just staggering! The mind wobbles...while another, lower-placed organ stiffly points magnetic north (or is it really just pointing Chicago-ward? ;-) )
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Photo1/17/18report
For my money, banana cream is the quintessential in-yer-face flavor...and this remarkable photo provides ample support for this hypothesis!
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Photo: coachpie creamed me!!1/12/18report
Looks almost like you are doffing your hat and saying, "Top of the morning to you" or some such! And of course it really would be a ALL-TIME TOP MORNInG for me were I ever to be greeted by such a Bee-atific sight...
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Photo1/5/18report
This year... just say YES to chocolate!
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Photo1/3/18report
Thy cups runneth over!
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Photo1/3/18report
Jesus, now THOSE are some LEGS. If you've got 'em, flaunt 'em!
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Photo1/3/18report
Yowza! Hubba hubba! And every other manner of catcall known to mankind. What I wouldn't give to be lying in that tub, looking up at you, Charlotte, staring into that lovely face and down that incredible cleavage...
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Photo1/3/18report
Happy Birthday, you lucky bastard! Here's hoping you get to smash a sloppy birthday cake into Bee's lovely kisser. (I'd normally wish it the other way around, but I hear you guys don't like to switch directions on the wamming...)
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User: Bigshipper1/2/18report
Those luscious lips, that tantalizing tongue... I hope this is just a taunting teaser for a magnificently messy meeting of your beautiful kisser and the pastry projectiles we saw you holding in the companion photos!
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Photo12/21/17report
The red ribbon is a lovely touch, and the fishnets are super-sexy. We can only hope and pray the creamy cream pie will soon be on a collision course with your gorgeous face!
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Photo12/21/17report
Truly fucking DELICIOUS good times!
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Photo12/21/17report
Double your pleasure (and ours)!!!
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Photo12/21/17report
Great gams, great expression...all around great pic!
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Photo12/5/17report
New status: This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a splat.
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User: Gurph Morlicks11/21/17report
Hubba hubba and ding ding
Messy Marie got EVERYthing!
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Photo11/19/17report
Super sexy .... just add pie!
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Photo11/19/17report
Great stance from the first Moomin model I ever saw.
Photo11/6/17report
Shell shows once again why she was one of the WAM greats. So sorry to learn that she retired recently, but we'll always have all the classic videos she made, and her incredibly playful WAM spirit will live on in our hearts and pants.
Photo11/6/17report
Lovely face, stunning legs!
Photo11/6/17report
Beautiful color scheme here.
Photo11/6/17report
Incredible stance from this goo-covered girl... not sure who it is, though.
Photo11/6/17report
Now that's a pair of legs, dammit!
Photo11/6/17report
Steph, always a vision of loveliness!
Photo11/6/17report
What a smile! She could light up a solar system or two.
Photo11/6/17report
Somehow Lisa never dreamed her lunch break from office drudgery would end up like this...
Photo11/6/17report
Ali looks simply stunning modeling red satin and chocolate cream!
Photo11/6/17report
Wow, talk about incredible coverage. And underneath all that tasty pie goo is the even tastier Lisa Moomin, yum! (At least my memory banks tell me it's Lisa... impossible to know for sure on the basis of the photo, thanks to the plethora of pastry....)
Photo11/6/17report
Great shot... love the dismayed reaction, and all the pie splattered through her wild, gorgeous hair!
Photo11/6/17report
Sweet Katy, looking even more delicious than usual!
Photo11/6/17report
I think I'm in love! What is the name of this gorgeous model?
Photo10/25/17report
"Welcome to our people-pleasing places."
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Photo10/25/17report
Yes please!
Photo10/25/17report
Great dress, and a fabulous figure to fill it out with!
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Photo10/25/17report
Now this is a unique shot! Sexy as hell, too...
Photo10/17/17report
Irresistible "come hither" look...
Photo10/17/17report
Sexiest. Cyclops. Ever.
Photo10/17/17report
Those sparkling eyes and that stunning smile could light up a continent or two...
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Photo10/17/17report
These luscious lips, these sexy eyes...
...soon to be slathered in soft, silky pies.
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Photo10/17/17report
Mrs. Bee's yoga class was a bit unconventional, but wildly popular with the students.
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Photo10/17/17report
Mmmmm....minty fresh!
Photo10/17/17report
There's never a bad time for a little meditation... even if your spectacular body and gorgeous face are plastered in pastries!
Photo10/17/17report
As I said before, the most luscious legs in all of WAMdom!
Photo10/17/17report
Another fabulously beatific pose, and a prime entry in the dossier I'm preparing to get Mrs. Bee officially recognized as a Slapstick Saint.
Photo10/17/17report
YOWZA! Talk about an inviting pose...
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Photo10/17/17report
Super sexy pose here. Love the positioning of the hands!
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Photo10/17/17report
Another classic pie wig!
Photo10/17/17report
MessyGirl never would've let that gorgeous ass go unpied!
Photo10/17/17report
Photo snapped 12 milliseconds before Bee's Assumption into Slapstick Heaven.
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Photo10/17/17report
Incredible eyes, by the way!
Photo10/17/17report
Beautiful Bee, pondering life's vicissitudes, plastered in pie.
Photo10/17/17report
Bemused resignation.
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Photo10/17/17report
That eye seems to follow you around the room...
Photo10/17/17report
So limber, so luscious...
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Photo10/17/17report
Flabbergastingly inflammatory photo!
Photo10/17/17report
"I want to go to there."
Photo10/17/17report
"Welcome to our people-pleasing places. Pie served 24/7."
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Photo10/17/17report
Looks a bit like you're wearing a "pie wig" here...
Photo10/17/17report
My head would fit so sweetly between those knees...
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Photo10/17/17report
Prosecutor Bee takes a No Nonsense Approach when Cross-Examining Witnesses!
Photo10/17/17report
Again with the legs! You're killing me... but in the best possible way.
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Photo10/17/17report
Caution: Mrs. Bee's Contents are Sassy Under Slapstick Pressure!
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Photo10/17/17report
Oh my God, that tongue is absolutely driving me insane! The feats it must be capable of!
Photo10/17/17report
What a sly, sexy smile!
Photo10/17/17report
Remarkable! This could almost be an oil painting with a title like The Beatitude of Saint BeeShipper.
Photo10/17/17report
Such gorgeous eyes to see staring out through a thick, gooey mask of pie!
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Photo10/17/17report
What a terrifically talented and tantalizing tongue you have, Mrs. Bee!
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Photo10/17/17report
Jesus, your legs are incredible, Bee! You could crush my skull between those powerful, sexy thighs, and I wish you would! ;P
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Photo10/17/17report
Mrs. Bee...not just a gorgeous face, great hair, and a fabulous pair of knockers...also the most luscious legs in all of WAMdom!
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Photo10/17/17report
Please now pics from this! A crime it isn't available for purchase...
Photo10/8/17report
"My God! It's full of stars!"
Photo8/29/17report
New status: Pie in Sky slips out of the heavens, lands in gorgeous face
User: Gurph Morlicks8/10/17report
New status: Pie in Sky slips out of the heavens, lands in gorgeous face!
User: Gurph Morlicks5/29/17report
In the immortal words of Tina Fey:
I Want to Go to There!
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Photo5/10/17report
I would be staring too...
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Photo4/3/17report
Great action shot here!
Photo3/20/17report
Love the expression of trepidation in the left shot, Maria. You are a fine comic actress, which goes along so well with your role as WAM superstar!
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Photo3/19/17report
Delicious model!
Photo3/19/17report
Why say no?

What is the source of this shot?
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Photo3/19/17report
What a stellar pic! It somehow seems to capture your outer AND inner beauty all at once, Maria. (On an unrelated note: I think you could pound me senseless with those boobs, and I wish you would. ;-) )
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Photo3/19/17report
Goodgod, so regal and so sexy! Would love to see a banana cream pie slapped into that noble, gorgeous kisser...
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Photo: mayb...3/19/17report
Looking fabulous!
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Photo3/16/17report
Not even a wetlook fan, really, but this is stunning.
Photo: bliiissssss3/8/17report
Wow! What show or movie is the source of this?
Photo: Dagmara Dominczyk3/4/17report
New status: Torrid Taco Cat on a Roast Beef Rocket to the Star
User: Gurph Morlicks2/23/17report
New status: Torrid Taco Cat on a Roast Beef Rocket to the Star
User: Gurph Morlicks2/23/17report
congrats on getting WOTD, and a day ahead of schedule ;)
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User: MessyMissMarie2/23/17report
He had a lot of rhythm in his rockin' bones...
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Photo: Not messy, just a tribute m/1/12/17report
Then I guess you will just have to stand there and take it! :)
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User: MessyMissMarie1/11/17report
Mrs. Bee and Pattycake in a mutual appreciation society... the only way this scenario could get sexier is if somehow they ended up trapped together in a bakery!
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Photo12/18/16report
Truly stunning!
Photo12/6/16report
A stunning conclusion!
Photo12/5/16report
Revenge tastes an awful lot like pie....
Photo12/5/16report
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