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Handsome!
Photo10/22/21report
Yeah man! Too bad there aren't any pies nearby.
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Photo: I wear spandex and pretend to fight people10/22/21report
HOT
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Photo: Felt cute10/22/21report
Well-matched pair.
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Photo: My partner, now my husband, and I at Grungeguys10/21/21report
No wimpy pie splats here!
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Video: Pies with Muddawg10/20/21report
Oh so hot, two bears indulging in manly camaraderie.
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Photo: Muddy Makeout10/18/21report
You have the hottest friends.
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Video: First Proper Wallow10/18/21report
That dick is sticking out like a heat-seeking missile.
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Photo10/4/21report
The handsomest and best--lookin good Jonny!
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Photo: A clean Daddybear9/30/21report
Hot guy, big anticipation.
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Photo9/29/21report
Some hot manly camaraderie comin' right up.
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Photo9/26/21report
Handsome man!
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Photo9/25/21report
Very good looking.
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Photo: Recent Clean Pic9/22/21report
Excellent--my kind of bod.
Video: I'm Wet Now I'm Pied9/17/21report
VERY hot--thanks for sharing! And I'll be your third person in charge next time.
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Video: Major Mess with Pies and Slime9/15/21report
If only that cop was a real person!
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Photo: Stooge Officer Porkins pied in the locker room9/15/21report
Wow--great picture! Looks like it's the end of the world behind you, yet you still can't get enough gunge!
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Photo9/13/21report
WOOF!
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Video: Self Pie9/9/21report
SEXY
Photo8/27/21report
Your pie awaits--just put that cigar down first, then check to see if anyone's at the front door.
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Photo: Where is my pie?8/26/21report
So sweet--manly camaraderie
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Photo8/26/21report
Say, who's the hot guy pouring the gunge on you? Is he single?
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Photo: thebig13200 getting gunged8/21/21report
Love it when cream drops down from on high onto an erect dick.
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Photo8/13/21report
My vote for Picture of the Day.
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Photo8/11/21report
Woo-hoo!!
Photo8/8/21report
sublime--very hot man!
Photo: The before…8/8/21report
Wankalicious!
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Video: Donald Loves Pie in the Face Total Humiliation! Aug. 20218/3/21report
Wow, terrific!!
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Photo: Creamed 8/2/21report
Very hot--and very pleasant to beat off along with you.
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Video: Spin the Wheel Pie7/28/21report
Quick, throw a pie at those ass cheeks!
Photo7/24/21report
More than fun--marvelous male camaraderie.
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Photo7/23/21report
Go ahead--let him have it!
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Photo7/23/21report
WOW (again)
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Photo7/20/21report
George Clooney's brother? Not too much of a stretch. Handsome man!
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Photo7/20/21report
WOW--time for a big hug.
Photo7/19/21report
Whose belly is that in the foreground?
Photo7/18/21report
Some nice fur under there!
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Photo: Messy front!7/17/21report
Very hot my friend, very hot.
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Photo: Somebody call Wam Maintenance?7/14/21report
Very hot
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Photo7/12/21report
Yeah man!
Photo: Face down in pie7/6/21report
Sexy big guy and mess.
Photo: Chocolate creamed7/5/21report
Give us a kiss!
Photo7/5/21report
Unlike Burg42, I know exactly what I want!
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Photo6/17/21report
Gorgeous--cream and hair in one beautiful man.
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Photo6/17/21report
great body, great bulge
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Photo: 01 Clean Barcode singlet6/17/21report
Yeah man, anticipating a BIG party!
Photo6/15/21report
My new "most favorite" picture on here.
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Photo6/15/21report
That's a really hot bellied guy you're pieing--is he single? Thanks for sharing!
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Photo6/14/21report
Tasty!
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Photo6/14/21report
Yeah man! Manly camaraderie!
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Photo6/8/21report
Vinyl record albums! When is this, 1978? You were really hot man!
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Photo6/6/21report
that's one hot body
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Photo6/5/21report
Don't know which is more impressive--your dick or the anticipation of getting that pie slammed in your face. Together--WOW!
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Photo5/28/21report
Gorgeous!
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Photo: Got nailed again. 5/28/21report
so fuckin hot!
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Photo: Ready for my close up5/28/21report
If they're from Wal-Mart, they cost $5.47 through Memorial Day weekend.
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Photo: One tonight, one tomorrow. Which one first?5/26/21report
If UMD had a centerfold picture, this would be it.
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Photo5/20/21report
:love: :love:
Photo5/13/21report
sweet
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Photo: 0165/3/21report
You're off to a great start with your pigsty!
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Video: Christening the New Mudland5/3/21report
THAT looks like fun!
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Video: Joint Compound Workout4/28/21report
Great body, great pieing! Thanks for sharing.
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Video: Shaving Cream Applesauce and Vanilla Pudding4/21/21report
:loveeyes: :love: :thumbsup:
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Photo: 104/21/21report
Wow--pie buddies forever.
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Photo4/20/21report
Not one but two muscle studs getting pied--so fuckin HOT!
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Video: Custard Pie Grudge Match Guys4/10/21report
Standing tall!
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Photo: Pied and standing at attention.4/7/21report
Miss you David!!
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Photo: SYDNEY SESSION4/4/21report
And you are particularly beautiful.
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Video: Because I Love to Do It.3/31/21report
Hot guy, hot mess!
Photo3/30/21report
:love: :love: :love: :thumbsup:
Photo3/30/21report
How about a great big hug right now?
Photo3/30/21report
Superb, immediately penis-stiffening trailer!
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Scene: Muscles and Cream3/27/21report
What fun!
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Photo3/25/21report
One hug, comin' right up!
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Photo: someone needs a hug3/24/21report
So much fun! So much fur! WOOF!
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Video: Outdoor Pies in the Face3/22/21report
Fuckin super HOT!!
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Photo: 21 - cleaning off3/20/21report
Yeah man!! Sexy!!
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Photo: Macho Clown booth3/18/21report
Great belly, great dick, great ass--what's not to like? Thanks for sharing.
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Scene: Pie for 3.143/18/21report
Magnificent.
Photo3/15/21report
fuckin HOT daddy--a little gray hair and a great big dick
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Photo: 01 - White... but not for long3/8/21report
Nice!
Photo3/8/21report
Where it belongs.
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Photo: who put it over my face?3/7/21report
Hot man, and a really hot bowl of cream!
Photo: My pie hat from Steve3/6/21report
LOOKS good in the armpit!
Photo: feels good in the armpit3/6/21report
:love: :love: :love: :thumbsup:
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Photo3/5/21report
fuckin HOT
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Photo3/5/21report
what a great video! Thanks for sharing.
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Video: Pied by Jim74443/4/21report
Totally fuckin HOT
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Photo3/1/21report
What a nice homeowner! Love the little dog at the end.
Video: Fully-Clothed Pool Jump in Stranger's Pool Part Two3/1/21report
Wow! Never seen TWO bodybuilders getting messy at the same time. Thanks for sharing!
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Photo2/20/21report
Very hot video! Great mess, great body--thanks for sharing! Want to get in that shower with you!
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Video: Molasses and Chocolate Monster Hits the Showers2/20/21report
HOT!
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Photo: It just oozes down my body!2/17/21report
And I would love to take a....quaff.
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Photo: I could be a tropical drink!2/9/21report
Fantastic--you ought to watch boring games ONLY.
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Photo: Even my hat dropped a few on my head2/8/21report
Great video--I think you need some contrast to all that dark glop, like a big cream pie to your face.
Video: Molasses and Chocolate Sauce Lost Bet2/1/21report
:love: :love: :love: :-D
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Photo1/10/21report
Don't know why, I just think this is a VERY sexy pic!
Photo1/10/21report
A trophy cake--best way to start the new year!
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Photo1/10/21report
HOT
Photo1/9/21report
Messy hugs--the best kind.
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Photo1/1/21report
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