Comments by Lokke - UMD Fetish

What an ass, the fact it's happened more than once shows how much a fool you are not learning from your past experiences. You deserve every pie on the ass you get x-D x-D x-D

Video: Sat in Something Medley11/16/24report

Been away and come back to see this loser getting slopped by his own hand. What an absolute stooge. Don't know why he keeps wearing them awful suits, doesn't he realise the slop actually improves the look? :-P

Video: Jimmy the Spat Strikes Again11/13/24report

All washed out like the self indulgent ass that you are :-P :-P x-D :D :bahaha:

Video: Disco Bucket10/15/24report

You should get some!

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Who wants to cuff me up and trash me while I wear these?

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Tom that looks epic! You wear it really well

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Love this :loveeyes:

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Epic :loveeyes:

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Never mind just the no smoking, the cigar, suit and that baked tan? Just shows money can't buy class. Definitely deserved it! Absollute loser. Should have been shoved backed in like the washed up riff raff that you are.

Video: No Smoking10/7/24report

Awww had poor CockySuit got a boo boo x-D

Video: Monday Morning Meltdown10/7/24report

What on earth were those boxers? How embarrassing!

Video: Monday Morning Meltdown10/7/24report

You deserve that - filthy habit :D

Photo: no smoking!10/7/24report

I think someone has a superiority complex, definitely needing a wake up call with that shove.

Video: No More Kings... Happy July 4th, I Guess (whimpers)10/6/24report

This one is so lame I can't even give it a like. He's that foolish it's tragic!

Video: Narsitious?10/5/24report

But but but - cry baby!

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report

Not as much as I did! Tears streamed down my face

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report

Glorious schmuck more like. You got off lightly - would have got more than a balloon from me if I had my way.

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report

You absolute fool!

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report

Nice colour, but I think everyone has been too kind to you. As sexy as these pics are, I think you deserve one of my more harsh slops, no? ;P

Photo: Pretty in pink?9/28/24report

You might be sick of it, but we can never get sick of seeing a stooge complain at getting karma!

Video: Sick of This Shit!9/28/24report

More like a butt of the joke :-P :-P :bahaha: :bahaha:

Video: Game Over9/28/24report

What a plonka :bahaha:

Video: Game Over9/28/24report

Yess!!!!

Photo: I scoff at your old, cold pasta9/26/24report

Love it!

Video: Gunged: Shorts and Vest9/23/24report

Awesome!

Photo: Ruining a new tracksuit9/23/24report

Epic

Photo: Ruining a new tracksuit9/23/24report

Seriously - what are you trying to do to me :loveeyes:

Photo: Ruining a new tracksuit9/23/24report

Aren't roses thrown at prima Donna's after their performance? Only thing worth throwing at you is the mulch like the over confident diva you really are :bahaha: ;P

Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report

Do people come up and ask you if you're selling ice cream while wearing it?! :-P

Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report

I've got a pair of pyjamas in that pattern

Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report

This is beyond hot - you tease !

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He got one thankfully!! :-D

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You look amazing!

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You're misguided confidence and self inflated opinion of yourself is almost as entertaining as the pie that's ruining your pride :-P ;P : ;P ;P :D ;PP

Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report

Ditto? Wait till your next 'designer' yuksuit gets trashed cockysuit and we can see the sadness on your face. I'll be there to say 'ditto'

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I don't deserve it again. It's your turn! Or atleast should be made to join me

Photo: At risk of ending up like this again. I don�t dese9/8/24report

They might be designer but since when is designer always tasteful? You only have to look at some to the stuff Gucci and Versace turn out :miserable:

Yup I maintain, white trousers are asking for a slopping! :-P

Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report

Depends on your definition of fair, if you're wearing a white tux you're asking for it!

Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report

Uuu should always have a pie down there, slop his pride!

Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report

That shirt is awful, you deserve a slopping for just wearing it x-D

Photo: pristine9/7/24report

Empathy is reserved for those that deserve it!

Video: Bachelor Auction Fakeout!9/7/24report

What a stooge, thinking you're gonna be top dog and you got all the leftovers to prove it! x-D x-D x-D

Video: Bachelor Auction Fakeout!9/7/24report

What a fool, being all cocky and wearing a white suit, what else could have anticipated happening? It was inevitable and deserved. I love the evil smirk at the end.

Video: A Few Moments Later (long Form)9/5/24report

Loving the air pocket from the nose!

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Perfect

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Awesome

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I think it's important to leave some things to imagination, even if it means wearing humiliating boxers- gotta leave you wanting more :-P

Photo: He had me wear these embarrassing undies- doesn�t 8/16/24report

I've been trying to relocate this clip on YouTube for years. Where did you find ti?

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Harsh! I don't deserve it

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Hot look, you wear both well!

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What did I do to deserve a spanking

Photo: Asked to write lines 8/10/24report

Wow

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What happened here?! x-D x-D x-D x-D

Video: Karma, a Diptych8/5/24report

You tease!

Photo7/29/24report

Looking good Mr

Photo: Fun with chocolate 7/25/24report

What a woeful sight. too funny! x-D x-D

Video: Encore! Author!7/24/24report

CockySuit, absolute nonsense. BUT if I did, I definitely wear it better than you could :-P

Photo: I don't deserve this 7/23/24report

Epic suit but what a loser :-p

Video: Why?7/23/24report

Loving the vivid colours!

Photo7/23/24report

That has to be the hottest thing I've seen on UMD in ages.

Photo: From Pied and Gunked Vol. II in my store7/22/24report

So hot

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About time

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Hot

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Look at it!

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Love this!

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Nope it was just the mayonnaise

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Great photo

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Can't wait to see the video behind this photo!

Photo4/27/24report

Looks grimbut sadly I've had worse :(

Photo: items ready to go4/10/24report

I'll have you know, I won the last 5 contests (that I had control in anyway x-D)

Photo: Most disgusting slop - not deserved3/29/24report

Great photo!

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Thanks gents - you reinforced the others idea and now have to get ruined :wahhh:

Photo: Suited3/22/24report

Love this!

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Thanks! Will have to have a celebratory poll at find point

User: Lokke3/18/24report

So much going on in this picture to enjoy

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Love the crust on the nose

Photo: Happy PI Day 3/14/24report

Love this

Photo: Tied and pied3/14/24report

Wet kit and boxers on underneath

Photo: Hoody and shorts on ready to go home3/11/24report

Nope he did not. There was no desire from me to do that and he didn't demand it.

Photo3/10/24report

I wish I hadn't have asked. Boxers filled with deep heat was not good!

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and he humiliates you further by insisting you wear these humiliating boxers that you may end up getting further humiliated with a trashing later. Who knows what he's thinking.

Photo: �and you're humiliated further�3/9/24report

When you're told you can only cum now when you get trashed if you're lucky

Photo: When it's been 2 weeks�3/9/24report

Do you think he really enjoyed it or just a means to an end for making some extra pocket money?

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Hot!

Photo: Merry Christmas12/25/23report

When you been doing no nut November, your balls are taking too much room but aren't allowed to cum until you concede and agree to get trashed or lose a significant forfeit :(