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Name:
AJ
Location:
North West, UK
Last on:
yesterday
Time here:
13 years
Gender:
Male
I prefer:
Males
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576
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UMD Fetish ID:
34842
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@messytradieuk.bsky.social
I'm here to:
Chat with friends, find others interested in meeting up, and connect with customers
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About Me:
Gay Man who really gets off on getting messy with Natrasol, Wallpaper Paste, TV Style gunge, Custard, Paint, and I love Throwing Pies now and then! Not really into food gunge but if you wanna throw a bucket of porridge at me or dump a load of baked beans on me then that's fine

I love getting trashed while wearing Hi-Viz, footie kit, trackies, scally and chav gear, biker gear, or smart clothes.

My ideal sessions involve kissing, messing each other up, wrestling and being sexual with each other. It Has to be a two-way gunge meet, ending in a slimy wank at least

Prefer to meet up with Men age 30+.

I work away from home a lot, so I'm not always online.

Check out my Instagram & Bluesky: @messytradieuk.
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messytradie  21 days ago
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 40% OFF ALL SCENES ON MY UMD STORE FOR A WHOLE WEEK!! Have a Messy 2025!! Report
tsarmina  9/16/24
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The conga rats are dancing for you again, WOTD! Report
megapies  9/16/24
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CONGRATS on WOTD - all hot stuff! Report
gunkBRT  9/9/24
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good luck with the nomination!Report
messytradie  9/9/24
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WOW!! Am completely shocked to discover I've been nominated for "Best Male Performer" in the Messtival Awards!! I didn't even know this was a thing!! If you want to vote for me, and see the other nominations then checkout this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScqNFC-rxzveZFEfWSxHeOOfyUsZFBuH8hcqZAFcUgR-CB7FA/viewform?pli=1Report
tsarmina  8/6/24
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The conga rats are dancing for you, WOTD! Report
Gaygunge  5/1/24
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Mate, you are so fucking hot! Love wanking over you and hope one day you can fuck me in gunge.Report
messytradie  8/7/22
New Video messy tradie Now Available In My UMD Store!!Report
megapies  2/5/21
HOT new profile pic and albums: great to see a guy smiling and so revved up!Report
messytradie  2/5/21
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NEW PICS and my NEW STORE coming up here on UMD over the next few days! I hope all you messy folks are safe and well Report
messytradie  5/12/20
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OMG!! I can't believe I'm THE PIC OF THE DAY!! I had no idea you folks liked me that much!! Thank you for all the Love Report
norfkbloke  1/9/20
fuk i loved your wallpaper vid. was thinking of fuking u like that lolReport
harri6000  10/26/18
Perfect! Report
Gaysamwhite  6/12/16
Great profile updateReport
sloppysimon  3/1/16
Your videos are great Craig I've been on gungelads many times its aceReport
messytradie  12/29/15
New status: Thanks for making me the Wammer Of The Day folks!Report
GungeMasterMK  12/29/15
congrats on WOTD excellent pics and videos! thanks for sharing Report
MessyBen  12/29/15
Congrats on being WOTD!Report
gungefan86  4/4/15
I'd love to gunge you someday!Report
messytradie  4/3/15
New status: Thanks for making me the Wammer Of The Day!!Report
jonnyk1981  1/27/15
Hey sexy hows tricks xxxReport
essexcruiser  10/23/14
Excellent Chelsea pics - great way of decorating!! Green gunge great too!!Report
wetscally  10/22/14
Love the chelsea kit mess. Was you wearing the socks as well lol?Report
animated  11/15/13
Cool pics. You got anymore of your chelsea kit being trashed?Report
craighca1  9/26/13
Hiya loving your pics xxxReport
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