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Name:

AJ

Location:

North West, UK

Last on:

Monday

Time here:

13 years

Gender:

Male

I prefer:

Males

Followers:

598

UMD Fetish rank:

UMD Fetish ID:

34842

Comments:

63 sent, 647 received

WhatsApp:

Ask Me :)

Instagram:

Bluesky:

@messytradieuk.bsky.social

I'm here to:

Chat with friends, find others interested in meeting up, and connect with customers

My likes:

foam, lube, pies, pudding, gel, messy, methylcellulose, shaving cream, chocolate, slime, clay, gunge, mud, custard, water, paint, athletic-wear, formal, fully clothed, pants, tight clothes, shorts, uniforms, and leather

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About Me:

Gay Man who really gets off on getting messy with Natrasol, Wallpaper Paste, TV Style gunge, Custard, Paint, and I love Throwing Pies now and then! Not really into food gunge but if you wanna throw a bucket of porridge at me or dump a load of baked beans on me then that's fine

I love getting trashed while wearing Hi-Viz, footie kit, trackies, scally and chav gear, biker gear, or smart clothes.

My ideal sessions involve kissing, messing each other up, wrestling and being sexual with each other. It Has to be a two-way gunge meet, ending in a slimy wank at least

Prefer to meet up with Men age 30+.

I work away from home a lot, so I'm not always online.

Check out my Instagram & Bluesky: @messytradieuk.

Soapy Shower Wank In Tradie Gearexplicit

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18 days ago

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Decorator Covered in Paintexplicit

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12/14/24

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Dirty Hi Viz and Wellies Totally Gungedexplicit

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12/9/24

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GymPro Sweat Suit Mega Slime

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9/9/24

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The Slime Shower Test 3explicit

1,341 plays

5/20/24

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The Slime Shower Test 2explicit

1,319 plays

3/4/24

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Oil and Wallpaper Pasteexplicit

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2/18/24

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The Slime Shower Test 1

1,630 plays

1/20/24

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GymPro Sweat Suit Slimeexplicit

1,466 plays

12/17/23

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Preview: Bucket Of Orange Gungeexplicit

4,126 plays

7/28/22

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Latest Pay Scenes

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Dirty Hi-Viz and Yellow Wellies Totally Gungedexplicit

677 views

12/21/24

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$10.00

Decorator Gets Covered In Grey Paintexplicit

382 views

12/21/24

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Black Puffer and Chav Gear Gungedexplicit

446 views

12/21/24

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Nike Gear Gunged In Pasteexplicit

609 views

9/28/24

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$10.00

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Hi Viz Porridge Oatmeal Dumpexplicit

1,032 views

8/24/24

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$10.00

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Rubber Singlet Gunge Slopsexplicit

832 views

7/27/24

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Baked Beans And Gunge in Real Madrid Kitexplicit

1,114 views

7/19/24

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Gunge and Wadersexplicit

2,684 views

7/13/24

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$10.00

2 files

Big Bucket Of Green Gungeexplicit

1,364 views

7/6/24

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$10.00

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Mega Gunge in Tradie Gearexplicit

1,005 views

6/29/24

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My Site

Messy Tradie - The Gunge Cellar
A UMD Fetish store

Last Actions

18 days ago

Added a new video: "Soapy Shower Wank In Tradie Gear"

12/23/24

Uploaded 9 new pictures in a forum plug

12/23/24

Uploaded 11 new pictures to his photo album, "Clean Pics"

12/20/24

Uploaded 14 new pictures to his photo album, "Black Puffer & Chav Gear Gunged"

12/20/24

Uploaded 3 new pictures to his photo album, "Clean Pics"

12/20/24

Uploaded 14 new pictures to his photo album, "Black Puffer & Chav Gear Gunged"

12/15/24

Is our new Wammer of the Day for Sunday, December 15!

12/14/24

Added a new video: "Decorator Covered in Paint"

12/13/24

Uploaded 12 new pictures to his photo album, "Decorator Covered In Paint"

12/13/24

Uploaded 14 new pictures to his photo album, "Decorator Covered In Paint"

12/9/24

Added a new video: "Dirty Hi Viz and Wellies Totally Gunged"

12/7/24

Commented on the video Custard Pie!, "Fuck Mate!! So HOT!! Good to see you trashing yourself!! You have a perfect face for pies too

12/6/24

Commented on the video Farm Mud Wallow, "Fuck! I would love to be in there with you man! Got so hard watching you get filthy

12/6/24

Uploaded 17 new pictures to his photo album, "Gunged in Filthy Hi Viz and Wellies"

12/6/24

Uploaded 20 new pictures to his photo album, "Gunged in Filthy Hi Viz and Wellies"

2/5/25

Had cheese squirted down his underwear by sexytradies

12/24/24

Got a paint-filled balloon busted over his head by davestafford

12/21/24

Got a gallon of gak poured into his underwear by gungej

12/17/24

Got a gallon of gak poured into his underwear by Mud010

12/6/24

Pulled mudgear928 into the mudwrestling ring

friended 2/4/24

friended 9/22/24

friended 9/15/24

friended 7/28/24

friended 11/9/15

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friended 10/19/24

friended 5/13/22

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messytradie 1/1/25

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

40% OFF ALL SCENES ON MY UMD STORE FOR A WHOLE WEEK!! Have a Messy 2025!!

tsarmina 9/16/24

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The conga rats are dancing for you again, WOTD!

megapies 9/16/24

1

CONGRATS on WOTD - all hot stuff!

gunkBRT 9/9/24

2

good luck with the nomination!

messytradie 9/9/24

4

WOW!! Am completely shocked to discover I've been nominated for "Best Male Performer" in the Messtival Awards!! I didn't even know this was a thing!! If you want to vote for me, and see the other nominations then checkout this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScqNFC-rxzveZFEfWSxHeOOfyUsZFBuH8hcqZAFcUgR-CB7FA/viewform?pli=1

tsarmina 8/6/24

1

The conga rats are dancing for you, WOTD!

Gaygunge 5/1/24

4

Mate, you are so fucking hot! Love wanking over you and hope one day you can fuck me in gunge.

messytradie 8/7/22

New Video messy tradie Now Available In My UMD Store!!

megapies 2/5/21

HOT new profile pic and albums: great to see a guy smiling and so revved up!

messytradie 2/5/21

2

NEW PICS and my NEW STORE coming up here on UMD over the next few days! I hope all you messy folks are safe and well

messytradie 5/12/20

6

OMG!! I can't believe I'm THE PIC OF THE DAY!! I had no idea you folks liked me that much!! Thank you for all the Love

norfkbloke 1/9/20

fuk i loved your wallpaper vid. was thinking of fuking u like that lol

harri6000 10/26/18

Perfect!

Gaysamwhite 6/12/16

Great profile update

sloppysimon 3/1/16

Your videos are great Craig I've been on gungelads many times its ace

messytradie 12/29/15

New status: Thanks for making me the Wammer Of The Day folks!

GungeMasterMK 12/29/15

congrats on WOTD

excellent pics and videos! thanks for sharing

MessyBen 12/29/15

Congrats on being WOTD!

gungefan86 4/4/15

I'd love to gunge you someday!

messytradie 4/3/15

New status: Thanks for making me the Wammer Of The Day!!

jonnyk1981 1/27/15

Hey sexy hows tricks xxx

essexcruiser 10/23/14

Excellent Chelsea pics - great way of decorating!! Green gunge great too!!

wetscally 10/22/14

Love the chelsea kit mess. Was you wearing the socks as well lol?

animated 11/15/13

Cool pics. You got anymore of your chelsea kit being trashed?

craighca1 9/26/13

Hiya loving your pics xxx

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