Hey, y'all. J. Bond here. Began as a lurker, then tried to become a bit more active as a user which caught the curiosity of my lovely wife Jane. Since then, she's been the gorgeous beauty in front of the camera for many of our messy exploits (or Messploits if you please). Welcome to the journey! It's great to have y'all with us! We've also recently joined the polyamorous community but wasn't sure where best to put that in the bio.

Hi, it's me, I'm the American Idiot <3

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Non-Savory Likes: Shaving Cream, Whipped Cream, Chocolate Syrup, Caramel Syrup, Cake Batter, Pudding, Eggs, Cake (especially chocolate), Pancake Syrup, Honey, Ice Cream, and Slime
Savory Likes: Baked Beans and Nacho Cheese
Unknown (Never Tried)/Mildly Curious: Pasta Sauce, Yogurt, Soups, Jelly or Jam, Custard,
Non-Savory Dislikes: Marshmallow Fluff and Peanut Butter
Savory Dislikes: Ketchup, Mustard, Ranch, Mayo, and Dog Food
Limits: Tuna, Relish, and Sardines; Savory in mouth (sweet is fine but savory in my mouth will make me sick); Currently has to be drainsafe for the time being