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Location:
Southern US
Last on:
yesterday
Time here:
8 years
Gender:
Male
I prefer:
Females
Birthday:
Jan 3
Followers:
110
UMD Fetish rank:
UMD Fetish ID:
81984
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About Me:
Hey, y'all. J. Bond here. Began as a lurker, then tried to become a bit more active as a user which led to producing. The best way I can sum it up is through the Grateful Dead: "What a long, strange trip it's been."

<3 FrodoBean's American Idiot <3

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Non-Savory Likes: Shaving Cream, Whipped Cream, Chocolate Syrup, Caramel Syrup, Cake Batter, Pudding, Eggs, Cake (especially chocolate), Pancake Syrup, Honey, Ice Cream, Slime, Yogurt, Rice Pudding, Marshmallow Fluff, and Peanut Butter
Savory Likes: None currently except maybe nacho cheese and some soups
Unknown (Never Tried)/Mildly Curious: Jelly or Jam, Custard, Trifle, Mushy Peas, and Treacle
Non-Savory Dislikes: Molasses
Savory Dislikes: Ketchup, Mustard, Ranch, Mayo, Dog Food, Pasta Sauce, and Guacamole
Limits: Tuna, Relish, and Sardines; Savory in mouth (sweet is fine but savory in my mouth will make me sick)
J's Steamy Pi Day 2025explicit
193 plays
3/14/25
10
Mess-Adventures March 2025 Promo
128 plays
3/12/25
13
J Gets A Pudding Pie *Censored Version*
331 plays
7/20/24
26
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J's July Cum Pie 2024explicit
7 plays
7/15/24
6
J's Spin for Pie on May 21, 2024
4 plays
5/26/24
5
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MIU2  8/31/24
Remember everyone you NEED to vote JBond to get the smelly slop. He deserves it way more than me. SLOP HIM! https://umd.net/groups/i/who-gets-the-slopReport
bob1987564  7/6/24
Congrats on WOTD!!! Enjoy your day!Report
FrodoBean  7/6/24
1
WOTD!! Celebrations in order XDReport
WVPiedGuy  7/27/23
I love seeing those pics of Jane's ass, especially covered in pie. Thank you for allowing a pie slut like me to view them and look forward to seeing more Report
Jayce  9/13/18
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thank you so much for the awesome reviewS! that was so kind of you and i really appreciate it! Report
AnnieBody  3/17/18
Thanks for the friend request, shows ME you have awesome good taste in quality company Report
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