Hello! I'm a 30-something male from the UK who's been lurking the UMD for a long time.

Happily married to a (sadly) non-wammer, although we do indulge now and again.

I have a bit of a love/hate relationship with this fetish at times, but it's undoubtedly a massive part of my life and I adore all things messy - whether that's getting messy myself or being lucky enough to mess up my significant other.

There's something amazing about the rebelliousness and intimacy of getting messy. It doesn't matter whether that's with pies, gunge, mud, sweet food or savoury food... I love it all!