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No Smoking
"It is Not funny!"
Added 8/9/23
175 plays
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In which Our Hero, Cocky Suit, Assumes he is above the law and pays a most damp price. This scene is a companion piece to the stories "No Smoking!" and "No Smoking! A Different Perspective" in the stories section here.
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Comments
CockySuit  10/10/24
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@alwayssuited2: Laughing for two reasons: a) Clearly you DESERVED it...and b) To have seen the EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE when you realized what was happening...AWW MAN!!! Report
alwayssuited2  10/10/24
@CockySuit That was simply a lapse in judgment. I thought I was posing for a CEO of the Year award but I should have known the moment I stepped into some cheap pastry shop and there were tables and tables of cream pies lined up that my employees set me up!Report
CockySuit  10/9/24
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@alwayssuited2: My DUDE! Your profile pic tells a different story. And THAT is NOT why I was hired!!!! Report
alwayssuited2  10/8/24
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@CockySuit Excuse me? My suits are one-of-a-kind. A drop of pie on any of them would be considered heresy. Now do what you were hired in this company to do and keep making a dunce of yourself while fully suited.Report
CockySuit  10/8/24
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@alwayssuited2: YOU FIRST!! Report
alwayssuited2  10/7/24
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Do us all a favor and get gunged in all of your bespoke suits, Sir.Report
CockySuit  10/7/24
@Dms85: Report
Dms85  10/7/24
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Never mind just the no smoking, the cigar, suit and that baked tan? Just shows money can't buy class. Definitely deserved it! Absollute loser. Should have been shoved backed in like the washed up riff raff that you are.Report
CockySuit  10/7/24
@Lumberjack: Report
Lumberjack  10/7/24
Well deserved. Couldn't happen to a nicer loser (err I mean chap) hahahaReport
CockySuit  8/9/23
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soggyaz  8/9/23
not get back in and clean the poolReport
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