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No Smoking

"It is Not funny!"

Added 8/9/23

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Keywords: business suits formal nerds outdoors pool swimming pool dunk

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In which Our Hero, Cocky Suit, Assumes he is above the law and pays a most damp price. This scene is a companion piece to the stories "No Smoking!" and "No Smoking! A Different Perspective" in the stories section here.

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CockySuit 10/10/24

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@alwayssuited2:

Laughing for two reasons: a) Clearly you DESERVED it...and b) To have seen the EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE when you realized what was happening...AWW MAN!!!

alwayssuited2 10/10/24

@CockySuit That was simply a lapse in judgment. I thought I was posing for a CEO of the Year award but I should have known the moment I stepped into some cheap pastry shop and there were tables and tables of cream pies lined up that my employees set me up!

CockySuit 10/9/24

1

@alwayssuited2:

My DUDE! Your profile pic tells a different story.

And THAT is NOT why I was hired!!!!

alwayssuited2 10/8/24

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@CockySuit Excuse me? My suits are one-of-a-kind. A drop of pie on any of them would be considered heresy. Now do what you were hired in this company to do and keep making a dunce of yourself while fully suited.

CockySuit 10/8/24

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@alwayssuited2: YOU FIRST!!

alwayssuited2 10/7/24

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Do us all a favor and get gunged in all of your bespoke suits, Sir.

CockySuit 10/7/24

@Dms85:

Lokke 10/7/24

1

Never mind just the no smoking, the cigar, suit and that baked tan? Just shows money can't buy class. Definitely deserved it! Absollute loser. Should have been shoved backed in like the washed up riff raff that you are.

CockySuit 10/7/24

@Lumberjack:

Lumberjack 10/7/24

Well deserved. Couldn't happen to a nicer loser (err I mean chap) hahaha

CockySuit 8/9/23

soggyaz 8/9/23

not get back in and clean the pool

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