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Selfie
"Damn I look good!"
Added 12/10/23
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Our Hero, CockySuit, is all crisped and creased and suited and booted, spiffed up for the wedding. Just enough time for a quick selfie to document how handsome I Look... ugh! Shit!
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CockySuit  12/11/23
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@soggyaz: It's not vanity when you look as good as I do!Report
soggyaz  12/10/23
narcissus downReport
CockySuit  12/10/23
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@PCE: !!!!!!! !!!!!! HEADS WILL ROLL AT THE POOL MANAGEMENT COMPANY!!! They're going to get an earful!!!! ...and the bill FOR A NEW SUIT!!!!!!!!!&*%$#@%^#@!! Report
Lumberjack  12/10/23
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Bet the follow up tantrum brought the house down Report
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