Do you like your Pie Pods sweet? Or savory?

I'm in the UMD's Fantasy (American) Football League, and I recently lost two bets in my head-to-head battle against UMD member John Smith.

He levied two punishments on me, one being a Pie Pod-style thrown pie barrage with 4 pies. But the forfeit included more than just the pie pod. My girlfriend was instructed to dress me in an outfit of her choosing, pants me, give me a peanut butter wedgie, slam a pie into my wedgied ass, feel me up then dump melted ice cream into my underwear, conduct my Pie Pod execution, then finish me off with an unexpected 5th (6th?) pie slammed in my face.

And because I flinched as the first pie flew, I was the lucky recipient of a Crowning Glory pink slime shower.

Humiliations like this make me never want to bet on sports again.