Every day this season I'm betting on baseball and putting my dignity on the line. Every day I lose more bets than I win means a pie thrown in my face and a square of my choice from the Pick Your Punishment Board, which contains messes like a pie spanking, a bucket of slime, maple syrup, and naked pie barrage, to count a few.
For Week 5 of Messy Baseball Bets, I was put into one of the most humiliating outfits I've ever worn. And then I got pied and slimed.
No need to use your imagination on this one.