Every day this season I'm betting on baseball and putting my dignity on the line. Every day I lose more bets than I win means a pie thrown in my face and a square of my choice from the Pick Your Punishment Board, which contains messes like a pie spanking, a bucket of slime, maple syrup, and naked pie barrage, to count a few.
Week 1 of Messy Sports Betting did not go well. Three down days means three pies and three squares. The board was very unkind this week.
Poor Hooliham! Over the years he's endured just about every messy punishment I can imagine, but this is particularly humiliating. Those pies are slapped in his face with such force! I almost feel sorry for him. Oh who am I kidding? He deserves it!
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