Welcome to Jeremy's Mystery Boxes.

The game is simple. Jeremy has 42 mystery boxes, some with prizes, some with messy forfeits. Today's players are Ari, who is wearing a lovely tight, figure-hugging dress.

And April Paisley, who has come dressed sexy, faux-leather trousers and a silky animal print top.

This is April's first time in the studio... and I'm not sure if she's always this enthusiastic! Or if this is just first-time nerves. Regardless, April jumps right in, and without hesitation, gets straight down to picking boxes in anticipation of revealing their contents. Unsurprisingly, messy forfeits are soon revealed and April quickly finds out, just how messy things get around here.

As usual, the fade that this is a "game" is promptly dropped and turns into a tit-for-tat, free for all! With any flimsy excuse leveraged to pie faces, fill tops, and make a right mess of each other.

Once the studio's supply of messy forfeits are exhausted, it is time to see which lucky lady gets the chance to move through to the Mystery Star Prize round! After totting up the points, Ari is determined as the winner, with the chance to win a fabulous prize. Or, less appealingly, end up in her pants, covered in gravy.

I think you can guess what happens next...

Well no! For once, you are wrong. Ha! No complacency for you this time.

Yes, of course Ari loses, and strips out of her dress. But then, malfunction... the feed ends and the "money" shot is lost! The film cuts in, after all the beefy action is over! Well, thinks Jeremy! We can't be having that.

So in sporting fashion, Ari, covered in gravy wriggles back into her slick and sticky dress... to reshoot the final forfeit. (What a good egg!)

As soon as she has regained some dignity, we reshoot the final scene.

So! It's off with the dress (again)! And this time, Ari is treated to a lovely dousing of cold green gunge to (finally) finish.