Who wams to be a Millionaire...

The game that has got as much in common with it's mainstream equivalent as Jeremy Clarkson has with Kelly Clarkson. (Similar names but nothing else by the way, just incase you had to Google that like I did.)

Penny Banks is in the studio today, dressed in a black PVC skirt and flourescent boob tube. And she's sat in the gungetank under a tank of cold blue gunge.

On offer: a prize of one million pounds! Oooooooooooooo!

The forfeit: cold blue gunge!

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

The question: what number is Jeremy thinking of?

[sarcasm] I wonder if she'll manage to guess!?

If you like games that are just a plot device to get someone covered in gunge.

If you like games that appear to have been made up in five minutes over lunch.

If you like seeing Penny Banks, gunged, gunged topless and then pelted with buckets of gunge.

Then this film is for you.