Somehow I'd kept hold of a packet of blue gunge from my Team Trashing session. It had been sat at the back of my desk drawer, waiting. From my parents house to moving in with my partner, it had survived the move, hidden. Then eventually, one day, when he was out, the urge took over

Feeling the same naughty buzz as a much younger mudgunge, I prepared the buckets, mixed it up, whizzed it with our hand blender and set up the scene. It was a dull, rainy winter day and I needed to feel some excitement. I'd been on the turbo trainer that morning, getting thoroughly sweaty in the usual ridiculous offcuts of old cycle gear you subject to that punishment. Mis-matching compression socks on my feet and sleeves on my legs, bright red, shiny, nothing-to-hide Lycra bibshorts and a bright yellow top. This was not a look I'd planned anyone to see, let alone covered in gunge.

For one hour I tipped the amazing blue gunge over my technicolour Lycra, into my top and down my shorts. Dunked my head right in the bucket, stripped and slopped the slimy clothes back on again. Stroked and teased, exhibited and uninhibited. Until there I finally was, stripped totally naked with a monstrous hard-on, pouring the final bucket over myself and having the wank of my life.

I'd been gradually dropping mentions of getting muddy, gunging and wam ever since I met my partner. He knew my kinks and that I'd occasionally dabbled in the past but probably not just how much I loved gunge. Needless to say, as little bits of blue kept being found around the shower for months to come, he got the gist! So if you're ever wondering how to let on to an unsuspecting partner, just let them find the evidence and if you're lucky, they might find it quite exciting to discover their lad's secret world!

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