I'd had a tip-off. Chatting to a fellow mud-lover on a now long-since deleted website, he told me about an unusually deep mud pool within a forest that I'd cycled to several times before. But it was a long ride. Before now, I'd only dunked myself in the gulley right behind my parents' house and slunk home to dump my clothes and get showered. Could I cycle to this place, get plastered in mud, and cycle home? Or might I be able to clean up somehow there?

A recce a few weeks earlier revealed a clear stream running perfectly alongside the mud pool. Problem solved. It also convinced me the pit, hidden down a private abandoned forestry road behind a low barrier was secluded enough that I wouldn't be surprised half way through, covered head to toe in mud, perhaps completely naked, by John and Jean out for their quiet weekday stroll. But the frisson was still there.

The thought of sinking waist-deep down into smooth dirty mud for the first time was all-consuming, I couldn't think of anything else. Eventually August presented a warm, fine day, and off I went, down to the woods

The video starts with me stripping naked from my cycle kit of bib shorts and stepping instead into black Speedos. Starting out hesitantly, having to work and stomp the mud pit with my feet to mix it into a thick, deep gloop I can sink right into, I then pass the point of no return: sink into the mud and cover my body all over with the dark clingy mess. I jump, dip, slide and roll in every way possible. After writhing, humping and playing around, the trunks come off and I sink back in, wanking my hard cock and working the mud back and forth over my body. Eventually I can't resist any longer, ignore thoughts about the clean-up and go for it dunking my entire head under the surface multiple times, plastering my face and every strand of hair.

The pit's only downside was the amount of late summer flies immediately summoned as I disturbed the mud. Even if trying to bat them away became a frustrating lost cause, it just me feel like even more of an absolute filthy warthog in the mud. Fuck, I've never felt so dirty. I leave the pit to enjoy the feeling of briefly walking naked through the edge of the forest, as the mud begins to dry and cake onto my skin, before sitting down in the grass, wanking my mud-caked willy and satisfyingly cumming almost immediately. (And yes, I made it home clean except for a bit of mud behind my ears I only found once I got in the shower!)

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