Forgot to add, I'd then unbutton and unzip your pants, then pull them where they belong - around your ankles and fill the back of your panties with nutella
I'd pull your denim jacket off, followed by your cap. Then I would hand you two enormous whip cream pies on top of chocolate pudding and Graham cracker crusts, stand behind you, put my hands under yours and have all four of our hands converge on your face, twisting and smearing them around your face and hair, then pour pink slime into your hat and put it back on your head.
How cool that one of my monitors is just set up vertically ^__^
Actually, even though the quality is debatable, it's an awesome video, an awesome visual, and an awesome experience. Stay as lovely as you are in your extravagant hobbies!