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All i can say is the waiter has a good aim
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Anyone in a white tux has no class! You'd have less etiquette than the waiter that had his mishap. It would certainly be even less classy to curse. Nope, you stick your pseudo pretend works and we'll keep laughing at you from ours :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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@CockySuit Looks like you ended up with more than 'eyes' on you :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
@Locke knowing him he was probably being his usual obnoxious self and got deservedly served
Yh OK Wetters, we believe you :-7
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@Cocky suit...even funnier knowing that :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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Nothing wrong with putting the "cock" in cockysuit (or, you know, with showing off the cock without the suit).
@lokke splattypants would need a new cheap pompous looking suit for starters
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Who are you calling idiot? I'm
Not the one whining that I got splatted for wearing a suit to
The beach. You Only changed it after I typed my reply, you can fool the others but not me. no flies on me, they're all
On you :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
Not the one whining that I got splatted for wearing a suit to
The beach. You Only changed it after I typed my reply, you can fool the others but not me. no flies on me, they're all
On you :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
Suddenly, I get turned on by the notion of being completely humiliated; wallowing and slopping around in thick, smooth paint. I can't resist anymore. I dive into the tarp, and roll over and over in the paint. I crawl around on my belly, legs and arms sliding all over the place. When time's up, I just lay there, exhausted, covered from head to toe in slippery shiny paint, and just wallowing there in complete humiliation. I can't wait for this show to air so my family, friends, and entire nation see how willing I am to abandon all dignity in order to please the demands of complete strangers that want to watch someone humiliate themselves. I masturbate every day to the memory of what I did to myself that day.
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Oh...No... The audience starts going wild, chanting 'Do it' as I'm standing there, getting more and more humiliated just at the suggestion of ruining my suit and getting completely messy. It's too late to back out now! If I do this, everyone will see me absolutely ruining my suit. Really, I could say no; but I don't feel at all like I do because of the pressure of the mob audience. When this airs on national TV, everyone will know I CHOSE to degrade myself like this!
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I sooo want to do this on a gameshow. I'm in the audience, dignified and dressed in my fancy white suit. The host randomly selects a member of the audience: Me. I get up and join the host onstage, where he has me introduce myself and compliments me on my suit. He then reveals the challenge: Out from backstage comes a big, white tarp with big puddles of thick and different colors of paint! The host tells me I have to create a piece of modern art by getting down on the tarp, and rolling around in the paint. I can't stop slipping and sliding and in the gloopy paint until the whole tarp is covered!
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Eh up you're right! Francis Ford Copolla rang, wanted to know if he could borrow your wardrobe for the godfather 4 film. See the thing is, you're the only person he knows that still dresses like a yuppy from
The 80's on account everyone else left it all behind never to be spoken of again, a bit like the godfather 3 :D :P ;P :-P ;P :-P 8-)
The 80's on account everyone else left it all behind never to be spoken of again, a bit like the godfather 3 :D :P ;P :-P ;P :-P 8-)
Splattypants is your name now. It's here to stay. And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants
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@Lokke, true. You'd think if Splatty Pants didn't want his suits ruined he'd stop moaning about being so gullible by getiing into situations such a this
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Now let's see the same thing happen to Lokke, knock him down a peg or two lol
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What did you expect would happen to a white suit? Fool! :bahaha:
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8- :bahaha:eat the rainbow :bahaha:
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Suit looked more White to me :bahaha: :bahaha:
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@Lokke i know many things, i know that you'll be getting slopped in glue, glitter and paint and i won't be. I suggest the glue gets placed down those underwear. (goes and sits with cockysuit)
We can afford to laugh, Lokke as cockysuit and i aren't the ones who now have to cover themself in glue,glitter and paint. Better get that sorted lol
Are we quaking in our boots, @Cockysuit?
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Huncho, you need to put your specs on. That suit is awful, and I've not seen anyone where shades like that since my grandma in 1960. They're awful. He's not just a plonka for smoking but he's in violation of public indecency for breaking decent fashion crimes.
@Lokke, others in various polls you've created seem to agree with me going by the results. He's right though, nothing classy about that dummy spit. Make us laugh, do it again.
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If there's anyone other than Locke who deserves a good slopping it's this dunce and his unstylish suits. What a boob, never learns.
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