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I dunno.. even with loads of cocoa powder it tasted pretty ordinary...
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Photo: 125 - OFEX002 - 20241029 - OnlyFans Live slime exp11 days agoreport
Nope, thats just all the mixed stuff coating it. In this picture ive dug out some of the thick flaxseed slime that was making it difficult to find my clit.
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User: MessyMilfMelanie16 days agoreport
Ace didnt know how to count...
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User: MessyMilfMelanie25 days agoreport
What you can't see is the toy suction cupped to the wall behind me that he can control it's thrust and vibration with his phone...
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Photo25 days agoreport
Recent pics from inperson session on BlueMeanie's page. https://umd.net/profile/id/3365/section/photos/album/melanies-messy-misfortune
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User: MessyMilfMelanie28 days agoreport
I think this is my favourite one artistically
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Photo28 days agoreport
Oof year going quick. My health hasn't been great this year but I'm trying to get back into life and doing stuff I'm just t gonna enjoy :p
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User: MessyMilfMelanie8/19/24report
I will always notice stuff like that ;) I'm only in this for the suffering :P No need for stoicism - let the ick no faces be free!
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Video: My First Savoury Experience!12/14/23report
love the flickers or self questioning as some of the smells hit you :P
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Video: My First Savoury Experience!12/14/23report
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User: MessyMilfMelanie12/13/23report
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User: hornymessyboy12/6/23report
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User: AMWorigins12/5/23report
So now im gonna need an entire bath of gravy and weetbix....
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Photo: 063 -OFP02-20231130- OnlyFans November Punishment 12/5/23report
@alex i got ppl im mah dm's suggesting its more like farm mud
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Its just weetbix and gravy...
Photo: 051 -OFP02-20231130- OnlyFans November Punishment 12/4/23report
It wasnt cold - but was cooled down enough it didnt burn me. it is what was in the pot with baking paper in the earlier pic. I find warm textures much worse, its like i can feel the textures with deeper layers of skin it clings much worse when warm.
Sit in mashed potato and pour gravy with weetbix in it over my head was the other instruction I was given for this one, First one was vegemite down back of underwear.
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Photo: 026 -OFP02-20231130- OnlyFans November Punishment 12/4/23report
Worth noting its mashed potato....
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Photo: 026 -OFP02-20231130- OnlyFans November Punishment 12/4/23report
@moremess I got nervous as first person who camme onto livestream I know is only into sweet things so I got nervous that I knew he'd hate it and told him to run away :)
Photo: 008 -OFP02-20231130- OnlyFans November Punishment 12/3/23report
What is it particularly about this picture you liked enough to comment. I keep trying to figure what it is that appeals to different people
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Photo: 213 -OFLS01-20231109 -OF livestream11/30/23report
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User: MelissaFB11/29/23report
Yeh i was teasing chat a while with my caramel topping hat
Photo: 133 -OFLS01-20231109 -OF livestream11/29/23report
I cop much recycling dont worry @plonk
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Photo: 09 Pink nesquick slime with lucky charms11/27/23report
@moremess it tasted a lot better than i expected.. not that i was trying to eat it. But seafood marinara is what it reminded me of.
Video: Bowl of Misery--how Its Made11/14/23report
@moremess have to keep advising what is still left on the menu :)
Photo: 016 -OFLS01-20231109 -OF livestream11/13/23report
@claywalker you okay mate? Its literally me in the video. I pretty much pushed to be assigned the task if you read my blog that goes with it.
I pretty much do question the situations when it comes time to do it. My fear, hesitancy and discomfort is all important to my kink.
Closest thing i got to being forced is just by my own urge to get my rocks off....
Video: Videos for Blog Entry "Apr 2023--Discrete Messy Challenge"11/13/23report
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User: skillet12311/11/23report
@lismatt im just a masochist with sensory issues... yuckier it feels, more i get turned on. Tbh its be way simpler if i got off as hard to things i liked...
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Photo: 018 -PKH-20231011-Edge&Pie leo. print11/10/23report
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User: MessyMilfMelanie11/8/23report
Yeh thats the why the fuck do i get myself into having to do these things
Photo: 001 -PKH-20231107- Edging & pie homework11/8/23report
@moremess yeh i didnt realise it showed its a random plate from cupboard
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Photo: 020 -PKH-20231107- Edging & pie homework11/8/23report
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User: Mudhorny11/8/23report
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User: Vossibaer11/7/23report
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User: GungedHairFan11/7/23report
@muckypup its a mixture of thickened cream and CMC powder slime. They started separate at beginning of session but this is playing with the recycled mixed mess.
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User: mucky pup11/6/23report
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User: PrinceofPie11/6/23report
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User: BoRnSloppy11/6/23report
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User: PuddingMan11/6/23report
@johnydanger found out about its effect on me a bit by accident. But weetbix in mix has a properly erotic effect on me. It just hit all the right icky feels and good feelings all at once. I always hesitate to use the word enjoy with how my usual mess experience works best for me. But direct pouring when spread is probably the only mess thing that gets into the enjoy category. I think as it proceeds it seems to flicker back and forth between enjoy and intensely hate the feel.

Im glad you appreciated the frame i grabbed i was going frame by frame to try and find it :)
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User: Mudforit11/5/23report
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User: WAMenjoyer11/5/23report
Yeh this pour not so much as the later repour..
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User: margie_chiquita_delagua11/3/23report
Thats not a giggle its a wtf have i done.
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Yeh the risk of leak was meant to be part of the task i was set.
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User: Plonk10/24/23report
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User: Messyflyboy10/22/23report
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User: mess me10/21/23report
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Photo: 01 My response to being told to put sauce on my ch10/21/23report
@americanmess yeh i really find direct face applications challenging
Photo: 205-NG01- My First Self Gunging - with NastyGunge10/21/23report
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User: melausgroovedude10/19/23report
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User: MessyBlue10/15/23report
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User: hotrod197010/15/23report
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User: wam-gd10/15/23report
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User: mucky pup10/15/23report
@LiSMatt - You are being hopeful thinking that a brat sub saluting is not done sarcastically....
Photo: 143-NG01- My First Self Gunging - with NastyGunge10/14/23report
@LisMatt - doubt it mate - its been a long time since I started lol. It is a weird dichotomy I have of hating it but getting off on it....
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Photo: 106-NG01- My First Self Gunging - with NastyGunge10/14/23report
@swehed125 - I did not love eggs - that first one was scarier than the rest though
Photo: 050-NG01- My First Self Gunging - with NastyGunge10/14/23report
I was swiveling in it trying to get up and it was very icky....
Photo: 105-NG01- My First Self Gunging - with NastyGunge10/14/23report
@LisMatt - it was an effective time - i really cant bring myself to call it fun.
Photo: 106-NG01- My First Self Gunging - with NastyGunge10/14/23report
The solo egg on the end was a mystery egg - in the fridge door since don't know when - could be old - could be hard boiled...
Photo: 042-NG01- My First Self Gunging - with NastyGunge10/10/23report
The solo egg on the end was a mystery egg - in the fridge door since don't know when - could be old - could be hard boiled...
Photo: 043-NG01- My First Self Gunging - with NastyGunge10/10/23report
The solo egg on the end was a mystery egg - in the fridge door since don't know when - could be old - could be hard boiled...
Photo: 041-NG01- My First Self Gunging - with NastyGunge10/10/23report
@moremess i prefer to say it is effective.... more i dislike it... better it works
Photo: 011-NG01- My First Self Gunging - with NastyGunge10/7/23report
Bunch pics im in here https://umd.net/profile/i/bluemeanie/section/photos/album/fun-with-pies-and-gunge
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User: MessyMilfMelanie7/14/23report
Custard was very cold despite not being in fridge
Photo: Add rice pudding and custard7/14/23report
It particularly mean you made me prep my demise.
Photo: Ammunition, Part 27/14/23report
Its really much worse know its coming...
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Photo: "I'm going to make you a sandwich"7/14/23report
Its always most overwhelming when it starts
Photo: "Decisions decisions. What shall we do to here?"7/14/23report
Ugh i hate nose drops. So gross.
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Photo: "Head back, face forwards, hold it there."7/14/23report
I was stuck in the tub of ick!
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Photo: A not happy Australian7/14/23report
Enough with the orange slime
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Photo: ...umm YES more orange slime7/14/23report
It was a collection of old lollies etc, filled with just enough water and soaked for 3 weeks.
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Photo: 07 Nasty mixed lollies and candies4/11/23report
@nina dont worry the recipie is coming if you want to try it out yourself...
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Photo: 03 Much trepidation of facing the bowl of misery4/7/23report
I liked the stop between bouts of dumping and you shaking your head about.
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Video: My Bucket of Gross Green Gunge4/6/23report
I do like pretty colourful mess
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Photo4/5/23report
I think maybe the hunched position made you have less than a full lungful to start. Whyd you do it 4 times instead of the 2 in the instructions you posted
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Video: Head Dunk in a Bucket of Goop 4 Times for 30 Seconds Each4/5/23report
That seems such a long time when i was trying to hold my breath along with you. I liked watching though, that first squish and bubbles as you breathed out while under.
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Video: Head Dunk in a Bucket of Goop 4 Times for 30 Seconds Each4/4/23report
Im kinda afraid of the smell of estury mud.. how bad is the smell
Video: Super Stuck in Deep Estuary Mud!4/1/23report
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User: ataribaby683/31/23report
Vols i think it was honey i got in last picture.
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Photo: 063/31/23report
Only had the one jar was unplanned thing urged on by someone i was chatting to at 4am. Its just what i found up the back of the cupboard
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Photo: 07 ok im covered and everything looks sepia toned3/31/23report
This looks absolutely horrific. Im both scared and envious imagining being in their position
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