Comments on content by piesplats

Looking good in green

cfsmud38Photo: Jolly Green Pieing1/9/25report

This is the hottest photo set you've ever posted

messychris67Photo: Jolly Green Pieing1/8/25report

What a sight! :splosh:

GungedStoogePhoto: Jolly Green Pieing1/8/25report

gorgeous

AlexxxPhoto: Jolly Green Pieing1/8/25report

You have a burning hot body, especially all slimed and pied up.

AllpiedupPhoto: Jolly Green Pieing1/8/25report

Top left is especially hot

piecubPhoto: Jolly Green Pieing1/8/25report

The NAUGHTIEST WAM boy....

kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: Jolly Green Pieing1/8/25report

This is some of your best work! 100% hot

MusclestoogePhoto: Jolly Green Pieing1/8/25report

@Hunkinthegunk I would like to know too. That is perfect slime.

Lurker2022Photo: Hulking out 1/7/25report

Damn, what kind of slime is that!? I'm typically good at guessing but you have me stumped

HunkinthegunkPhoto: Hulking out 1/7/25report

Man you are just perfect, holy shit

Lurker2022Photo: Hulking out 1/7/25report

I can't believe someone like you actually exists. How are you that hot and also have the most quality slime and pieings? Legitimately insane. AND you perfectly understand the, like, praxis of pieings and the surrounding atmosphere and emotion of it, too. Like you know the tiny things that make it so sexy and humiliating in the first place. You just...GET it, man.

Lurker2022Photo: Jolly Green Pieing1/7/25report

When can I suck that cock?

erapstrebor15Photo: Jolly Green Pieing1/7/25report

Need to see the video :loveeyes:

anongungePhoto: Hulking out 1/7/25report

100% the hottest picture I've seen on here...

SlimeCubPhoto: Hulking out 1/7/25report

Wd love to see the reaction down below..... :P

megapiesPhoto: Hulking out 1/7/25report

I am jealous

erapstrebor15Video: Slimed Again by Jay852uk1/7/25report

It's so thick!

CreamDreamVideo: Slimed Again by Jay852uk12/14/24report

I just keep coming back to these...you wear slime SO well.

SlimeCubPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/30/24report

It's always amazing seeing a HOT guy like you get creamed!

mudluvrPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/28/24report

That's a tough interview question - I don't know... (ha)

rodion7Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/25/24report

OMG, those pigeons are evil !

goateepiePhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/23/24report

Always wondered what it would be like to be Kermit the Frog.

Jewel of OregonPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/23/24report

Ha missed me Windsor

NavyPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/23/24report

Very very sexy!!

TheGreatSplatsbyPhoto: Getting Gooped by Jay852uk10/23/24report

Some quadruplets are luckier than others!

megapiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/23/24report

You look amazing!

suitsandpiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

Those reactions are *chef's kiss* perfect

Messy MartinPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

Why yes I'll try the cream rinse.

oilslickPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

hot hot hot hot

soggyazPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

I stayed up waiting for the arrival of Santa Goo!

ChiefPieTossPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

We all need to see video <3 :O

orfinPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

Playful

CuriouspaintsPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

Good thing I've got no pants on....

megapiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report

Not much of a slime guy but looks good and creamy. Like the pie topper

Jewel of OregonPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

Oh yes please. You are quite obviously enjoying that.

blondbearPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

This slime looks amazing. How hot!

MasterPandaTXPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

The way your beard looks covered in slime is SO good.

SlimeCubPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

Brilliant!

funmattPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

MEGAhot :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

megapiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

Awesome!

hunchoPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

:loveeyes:

hunchoPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

NAUGHTIEST wam boy ever

kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

Beautiful. Thank you for keeping the art alive.

blondbearPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/20/24report

Mutual decoration and admiration 8-D 8-D 8-D

megapiesPhoto10/15/24report

That splatter is great - wow!

rodion7Photo: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report

Nicely done. Looking good

Jewel of OregonPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report

Handsome man. Woof

Jewel of OregonPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report

:loveeyes:

hunchoPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report

So do I look like my profile pic?
I guess I got my answer

Jewel of OregonPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report

ONE

piefootPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report

Lemon chiffon? Dead on! Right on! It's on.

shinyslick_1999Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report

Off to a good start!

piefootPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report

How do we continue a pie fight?

wetjeanguyPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report

Expert facial, WAM style

ChiefPieTossPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report

Try and see what you get back in your face!

MIU2Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report

The first splat is the best.

cfsmud38Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report

Is that all you have got

mysterysimonPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report

The naughtiest boy on UMD

kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report

Great drippy pie. I have never seen Pie #1 delivered that way, but it worked out great! Hotness!

MusclestoogePhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report

Another triumph - epic mess! :loveeyes:

megapiesPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF10/7/24report

one of the hottest scenes :)

CarolinapiesPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report

Fuuuuuuuck.

SlimeCubPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report

Lovin' that 'Yes!' - beaut guy and beaut pie :loveeyes:

megapiesPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report

My impromptu "Legoman" costume for the UMD Halloween party.

ChiefPieTossPhoto: 59/24/24report

I always wear gloves for dealing with a messy meal!

megapiesPhoto: 59/24/24report

As soon as the umpire removes his face mask, share a messy face mask in place of it!

wetjeanguyPhoto: 59/24/24report

Fucking love it

Demetri2186Photo: 29/24/24report

Lt. preface reporting for duty!

oilslickPhoto: 59/23/24report

It's tough to not call "Strike!" on the wipeout pitch,

ChiefPieTossPhoto: 59/23/24report

When you dress up your campfire marshmallow in a flack vest

Kevmo26LAPhoto: 59/23/24report

Another succesful day of edible missile training

PiedTargetsPhoto: 59/23/24report

You'll notice the pie proof vest is still clean.

cfsmud38Photo: 59/23/24report

Using pie tactics. Piesplats reports to the mess.

LeRexPhoto: 59/23/24report

Such a handsome stud

Jewel of OregonPhoto: 19/23/24report

I thought this was glamour shots.

Jewel of OregonPhoto: 59/23/24report

Now give the pie tin a twist in his face

Brianc_159Photo: 29/23/24report

It's always fun to see the hand on the pie tin

Brianc_159Photo: 49/23/24report

So, knock first from now on. Got it.

Jaysus20Photo: 59/23/24report

If you didn't like my call you should of just told me, this was uncalled for

DSlapstickPhoto: 59/23/24report

Sooo hot to get messy with sneaker

wetsneakerVideo: Slimed in My "lucky" Jersey9/23/24report

"Must mean I've been sent down to the minor leagues."

pmeu22Photo: 59/23/24report

When a Naughty Boy is ready for his punishment

kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: 19/23/24report

Love that you are already sitting in it :P :P :P

megapiesPhoto: 19/22/24report

Nice splat hot man

Jewel of OregonPhoto: 59/22/24report

Absolutely love this!

M4travelsVideo: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies9/7/24report

Niceeeeeeeee

M4travelsPhoto: What's better than a pie in the face? Three pies 9/7/24report

Oh yes!

M4travelsPhoto: A splat and a kiss - with Carolinapies9/3/24report

Is it safe to assume that pie you're holding was promptly taken from your hand and planted in your face?

pieguy446Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/30/24report

You really are spectacular

pieotterVideo: Date Night Pies8/30/24report

Huuuuuuge turn on my friends!

PieFightGatorVideo: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies8/27/24report

Beautifully done. I can see how much you're enjoying that.

blondbearPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report

Such a great pie for a stooge who's already been gunged

MusclestoogePhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report

Great pieing! Love those pies.

AllpiedupPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report

One of the greatest hits of all time.

jonh387Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report

You nail that wrestler heel energy PERFECTLY. 10/10 pie receiver, the comedic mannerism and facial expression is juuuust spot-on. You're also a solid pie deliverer, from what I've seen, too.

Lurker2022Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report

Well ain't that a meaty cock getting caked ;)

goldenboyPhoto: Whipped cream pie in the face8/24/24report

Fuuuuuuuhuuuuuuck

MessyBearMattPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/23/24report

Those pies are huge, and there's still one more - oh yeah!

rodion7Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/23/24report

This has to feel incredible, I think we all want to take a pie like this one

wetjeanguyPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/23/24report