Comments on content by piesplats

Pie me all you want, I'll never talk!

MuddddyPhoto: "Hit me"1 hour agoreport

I don't think I asked for seconds, but now you are offering so I cannot refuse!

megapiesPhoto: "Hit me"3 hours agoreport

Oh good my dessert is here

DSlapstickPhoto: "Hit me"4 hours agoreport

Lovely smile :) maybe more cream on your beard :loveeyes:

tunasandwichPhoto: "Hit me"yesterdayreport

Loving the smile before impact 8-D

megapiesPhoto: "Hit me"Wednesdayreport

PERFECT pie. And it goes without saying beautiful body too!

SlimeCubPhoto: "Hit me"Wednesdayreport

Sexy!!

Geek87Photo: "Hit me"Wednesdayreport

that hairy body...woof!

PieSlimeluvrPhoto: "Hit me"Wednesdayreport

This is a really Hot Pie video and the two of you are fantastic!

SeangungeVideo: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies7 days agoreport

That was fucking hot. I look forward to whatever other shenanigans you get yourself into.

blondbearScene: A Super Sloppy Suck10 days agoreport

HOT DAMN!!!!!!

M4travelsVideo: Pieing My Lookalike11 days agoreport

Oh my gosh. I nutted so hard watching this. What I would do to be there with you helping you moan and grunt for me. Let you pie me, let me suck yours pie covered dick. Have you cum on my pie covered face.

MasterPandaTXScene: A Super Sloppy Suck11 days agoreport

I second this, how do I sign up?

CoileanScene: A Super Sloppy Suck11 days agoreport

Where does one sign up!!!!

TheGreatSplatsbyScene: A Super Sloppy Suck11 days agoreport

You are a work of art!

gungelovePhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow13 days agoreport

It's not easy being green. So here is a crowning glory

Jewel of OregonPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow13 days agoreport

Was hoping for a liquid lunch....

megapiesPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow14 days agoreport

Amazing - oh yeah!

rodion7Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow14 days agoreport

Umm, it looks like you got some slime on your kielbasa, dude. Seriously, congrats on being featured again on the home page.

dan77539Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow14 days agoreport

Omg! So sexy

Bpie85 verbalPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow14 days agoreport

For HALLOWEEN, Shrek wants to be a baby ghoost.

ChiefPieTossPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow15 days agoreport

Deserves Wammer of the Year for this image alone

messychris67Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow15 days agoreport

Holy cow this is magnificent. I want to see the video! ;)

MasterPandaTXPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow15 days agoreport

That time I got creamed!

jakesm13Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow15 days agoreport

This is the hottest slime pic ever

greenslimemePhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow15 days agoreport

Piesplats' re-enactment of Slimer in the local am-dram of Ghost Busters turned a few heads!

MuddddyPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow15 days agoreport

The toxic slimevenger!

WamslamthankumamPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow15 days agoreport

Thats about as good as it gets!

MusclestoogePhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow15 days agoreport

Damn, sign me up!

BPieStoogePhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow15 days agoreport

Thank you for sharing this! If only that would happen to more of us.

blondbearPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow15 days agoreport

OMG - more like this please (PLEASE!) :love:

megapiesPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow15 days agoreport

DAMN!!!

PieMeLAPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow15 days agoreport

Each time you post, I think it can't get any hotter, and every time it is

PieEM88Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow15 days agoreport

Who're you about to blow though :P

MessyBearMattPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow16 days agoreport

...WOW

GungedStoogePhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow16 days agoreport

Always a pleasure to see you enjoying getting slimed mate!!

gazPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow16 days agoreport

Holy. Fuck.

Pretty sure you posted the hottest photo on UMD. You wear slime and pie SO well. Hope you did in fact blow...

SlimeCubPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow16 days agoreport

nothing hotter than a slimed cock

CarolinapiesPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow16 days agoreport

You're ready to blow? I'm ready to blow you.

splashing_obscenelyPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow16 days agoreport

Amazing video. Hot :P

EuropeanpiefunVideo: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies16 days agoreport

Very hot. So glad I discovered UMD ;P

EuropeanpiefunVideo: Pieing My Lookalike20 days agoreport

Was it 6 pies or on 5. In all this excitement I forget myself. but you probably feel very lucky.

LUV2BPIEDPhoto: I lost track of how many pies it was 20 days agoreport

My number one dream is to be on the receiving end of a vicious barrage of huge cream pies and preferably naked and bound tightly and perhaps have a dick or a dildo deep inside my ass. Would you or anyone else reading this like to oblige my biggest fantasy. I will do anything you want in return for making my fantasy cum true. Only limits are no bodily fluids and no serious pain given or receiving. Otherwise lay it out and let's get wild

GetPiedUpPhoto: I lost track of how many pies it was 20 days agoreport

Hotness overload!!

thespyVideo: Pieing My Lookalike21 days agoreport

One of my favourite videos on here. Both great guys, who take the custard pies so very well. I hope that you're able to do more videos together. Thank you for posting.

blueypieVideo: Pieing My Lookalike24 days agoreport

The pies just keep coming!

tunasandwichPhoto: Creamed by a Marine27 days agoreport

please give us the whole show ... that snippet is already so damn hot

stefan2209Photo: Pied by the hunky Piedaddy4/20/25report

Fuuuck.

ScottSlopDadPhoto: Pied by the hunky Piedaddy4/20/25report

Any one else having trouble getting this to play?

PaulJ888Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/19/25report

This could not have been hotter! Thanks

leatherpieVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/17/25report

Two bearded guys pieing each other - oh yeah!

rodion7Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/17/25report

The things I would do if I were in the same room as you 2...... might even be too dirty to say on this site ;-)

gungeloveVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/16/25report

WOW both of you perfect pie targets!!

southern_gungeVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/16/25report

I could watch this all day- oh wait. I think I have been watching this all day. Amazing video thanks a lot

piepiepie99Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/16/25report

As much as I appreciate the shout-out to Oklahoma State Cowboy wrestling, I don't see why this video required shirts.

dan77539Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

Such studs. A beauriful scene. Love a gorgeous beard getting pied.

Jewel of OregonVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

Awesome!

PieologyVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

Ready, willing and...INTO IT!?! :loveeyes:
Wish I was a newbie so you would initiate me like this.

DareMeVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

:love: :love: :love:

jonh387Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

He definitely enjoyed himself, might have sparked a new kink for this guy. Great video, thanks for sharing!

HunkinthegunkVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

So hot, what an initiation

creampieguy44Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

love this

Th__Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

He did say "I don't know" I hope you slime him too :)

messman12345678Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

How are you somehow as good of a pie thrower as you are a pie target? Really hot stuff

SlimeCubVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

First timers are the best. This is very hot.

PieFightGatorVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

So nice with shoes. You should do it again completely with shoes

wetsneakerVideo: Slimed in Football Gear4/15/25report

This is HOT

mlt.foot.gungeVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

Most enjoyable, thanks for posting! :)

In-yer-faceVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

Man, you're verbal just like me. Your voice sounds fantastic. So much character! Took good care of him

Lurker2022Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

BEAUT Pies....and LOVING the vocals 8-D More please (lots more, please) :P

megapiesVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/14/25report

A nice job on this one. Its always good to initiate a newbie. And both hot

MusclestoogeVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/14/25report

Super hot bro

Demetri2186Photo: I catch more pies than footballs4/9/25report

Looking good. You take those pies well.

Jewel of OregonPhoto: I catch more pies than footballs4/8/25report

Wow!

getmessy924Photo: I catch more pies than footballs4/8/25report

Would love to see you in skintight t-shirt/tight jeans and sneakers, 20 pies to the face one after another, 5 buckets of cold water over your head

kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: I catch more pies than footballs4/8/25report

Amazing! As always!

PieologyPhoto: I catch more pies than footballs4/7/25report

Great final goofy look in the fourth photo. Love it!

blondbearPhoto: off-duty clown4/3/25report

Just a hot lad that loves getting slimed and pied! Just a lad that loves watching you getting what you love!

gazPhoto: off-duty clown3/31/25report

I'll take the pie with the googly eyes on top.

MuddddyPhoto: off-duty clown3/30/25report

Here's a story, of a lovely fellow. He was baking up 3 very lovely pies ...

Jewel of OregonPhoto: off-duty clown3/30/25report

Hot as fuck...woooff!

ScottSlopDadPhoto: off-duty clown3/30/25report

Fantastic before and after

oilslickPhoto: off-duty clown3/30/25report

So hot bro

Demetri2186Photo: off-duty clown3/29/25report

Big fat difference with the on duty clown, innit?

Lebbo the clownPhoto: off-duty clown3/29/25report

:love: :love: :love:

jonh387Photo: off-duty clown3/29/25report

Such a stud. Got it good . You are such a clown

Jewel of OregonPhoto: off-duty clown3/29/25report

all of my alter egos are smoother than me!

ChiefPieTossPhoto: off-duty clown3/29/25report

OH DAMN (Also: more of you in wet jerseys please)

downhill12ukPhoto: off-duty clown3/29/25report

Is this what they mean by pie-eyed? (ha)

rodion7Photo: off-duty clown3/28/25report

Definition of a NAUGHTY WAM BOY

kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: off-duty clown3/28/25report

This is amazing! Great job love the boldness of doing this in public.

NamegamePhoto: We got a lot of laughs and reactions3/28/25report

Such a hunky pie taker. :loveeyes:

AllpiedupPhoto: off-duty clown3/28/25report

You'd make one hell of a sexy pie clown!

BPieStoogePhoto: off-duty clown3/28/25report

WOOF

GungeGuyRobPhoto: off-duty clown3/28/25report

(Also where the hell did you manage to get a Gilgronis jersey?)

MessyBearMattPhoto: off-duty clown3/28/25report

Fucking outstanding

MessyBearMattPhoto: off-duty clown3/28/25report

You really got nailed this time

MusclestoogePhoto: off-duty clown3/28/25report

Two of my absolute favorites!

PieEM88Photo: I surprised PieDaddy with a pie3/24/25report

This is our most popular flavor!

megapiesPhoto: I surprised PieDaddy with a pie3/24/25report

Great picture love the rare public pie!

NamegamePhoto: I surprised PieDaddy with a pie3/24/25report