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I just keep coming back to these...you wear slime SO well.
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SlimeCubPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!23 days agoreport
No doubt; this is a great piefight!
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dutchpiefaceVideo: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies24 days agoreport
It's always amazing seeing a HOT guy like you get creamed!
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mudluvrPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight25 days agoreport
That's a tough interview question - I don't know... (ha)
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rodion7Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!29 days agoreport
OMG, those pigeons are evil !
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goateepiePhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!30 days agoreport
Always wondered what it would be like to be Kermit the Frog.
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/23/24report
Ha missed me Windsor
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NavyPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/23/24report
Very very sexy!!
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TheGreatSplatsbyPhoto: Getting Gooped by Jay852uk10/23/24report
Some quadruplets are luckier than others!
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megapiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/23/24report
You look amazing!
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suitsandpiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
Those reactions are *chef's kiss* perfect
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Messy MartinPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
Why yes I'll try the cream rinse.
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oilslickPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
hot hot hot hot
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soggyazPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
I stayed up waiting for the arrival of Santa Goo!
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
We all need to see video <3 :O
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orfinPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
I need to know this slime recipe. It's perfect!
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alwayssuited2Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
Suits, ties, and huge beards are major green flags, especially compared in such thick, green slime. I love it, man.
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alwayssuited2Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
Playful
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CuriouspaintsPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
Good thing I've got no pants on....
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megapiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
Not much of a slime guy but looks good and creamy. Like the pie topper
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
Oh yes please. You are quite obviously enjoying that.
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blondbearPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
This slime looks amazing. How hot!
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MasterPandaTXPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
The way your beard looks covered in slime is SO good.
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SlimeCubPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
Brilliant!
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funmattPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
MEGAhot :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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megapiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
Awesome!
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hunchoPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
NAUGHTIEST wam boy ever
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kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
Beautiful. Thank you for keeping the art alive.
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blondbearPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/20/24report
Mutual decoration and admiration 8-D 8-D 8-D
megapiesPhoto10/15/24report
That splatter is great - wow!
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rodion7Photo: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report
Nicely done. Looking good
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report
Handsome man. Woof
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report
So do I look like my profile pic?
I guess I got my answer
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report
ONE
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piefootPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report
Lemon chiffon? Dead on! Right on! It's on.
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shinyslick_1999Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report
Off to a good start!
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piefootPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report
How do we continue a pie fight?
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wetjeanguyPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report
Expert facial, WAM style
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report
Try and see what you get back in your face!
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MIU2Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report
The first splat is the best.
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cfsmud38Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report
Is that all you have got
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mysterysimonPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report
The naughtiest boy on UMD
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kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report
Great drippy pie. I have never seen Pie #1 delivered that way, but it worked out great! Hotness!
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MusclestoogePhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report
Another triumph - epic mess! :loveeyes:
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megapiesPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF10/7/24report
one of the hottest scenes :)
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CarolinapiesPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report
Fuuuuuuuck.
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SlimeCubPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report
Lovin' that 'Yes!' - beaut guy and beaut pie :loveeyes:
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megapiesPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report
My impromptu "Legoman" costume for the UMD Halloween party.
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: 59/24/24report
I always wear gloves for dealing with a messy meal!
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megapiesPhoto: 59/24/24report
As soon as the umpire removes his face mask, share a messy face mask in place of it!
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wetjeanguyPhoto: 59/24/24report
Fucking love it
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Demetri2186Photo: 29/24/24report
Lt. preface reporting for duty!
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oilslickPhoto: 59/23/24report
It's tough to not call "Strike!" on the wipeout pitch,
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: 59/23/24report
When you dress up your campfire marshmallow in a flack vest
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Kevmo26LAPhoto: 59/23/24report
Another succesful day of edible missile training
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PiedTargetsPhoto: 59/23/24report
You'll notice the pie proof vest is still clean.
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cfsmud38Photo: 59/23/24report
Using pie tactics. Piesplats reports to the mess.
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LeRexPhoto: 59/23/24report
Such a handsome stud
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: 19/23/24report
I thought this was glamour shots.
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: 59/23/24report
Now give the pie tin a twist in his face
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Brianc_159Photo: 29/23/24report
It's always fun to see the hand on the pie tin
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Brianc_159Photo: 49/23/24report
So, knock first from now on. Got it.
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Jaysus20Photo: 59/23/24report
If you didn't like my call you should of just told me, this was uncalled for
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DSlapstickPhoto: 59/23/24report
Sooo hot to get messy with sneaker
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wetsneakerVideo: Slimed in My "lucky" Jersey9/23/24report
"Must mean I've been sent down to the minor leagues."
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pmeu22Photo: 59/23/24report
When a Naughty Boy is ready for his punishment
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kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: 19/23/24report
Love that you are already sitting in it :P :P :P
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megapiesPhoto: 19/22/24report
Nice splat hot man
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: 59/22/24report
Absolutely love this!
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M4travelsVideo: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies9/7/24report
Niceeeeeeeee
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M4travelsPhoto: What's better than a pie in the face? Three pies 9/7/24report
Oh yes!
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M4travelsPhoto: A splat and a kiss - with Carolinapies9/3/24report
Is it safe to assume that pie you're holding was promptly taken from your hand and planted in your face?
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pieguy446Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/30/24report
You really are spectacular
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pieotterVideo: Date Night Pies8/30/24report
Huuuuuuge turn on my friends!
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PieFightGatorVideo: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies8/27/24report
Beautifully done. I can see how much you're enjoying that.
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blondbearPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report
Such a great pie for a stooge who's already been gunged
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MusclestoogePhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report
Great pieing! Love those pies.
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AllpiedupPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report
One of the greatest hits of all time.
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jonh387Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report
You nail that wrestler heel energy PERFECTLY. 10/10 pie receiver, the comedic mannerism and facial expression is juuuust spot-on. You're also a solid pie deliverer, from what I've seen, too.
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Lurker2022Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report
Well ain't that a meaty cock getting caked ;)
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goldenboyPhoto: Whipped cream pie in the face8/24/24report
Fuuuuuuuhuuuuuuck
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MessyBearMattPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/23/24report
Those pies are huge, and there's still one more - oh yeah!
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rodion7Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/23/24report
This has to feel incredible, I think we all want to take a pie like this one
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wetjeanguyPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/23/24report
So hotttt
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messyinBKPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...8/14/24report
I think I'm in love with this man
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TeddyPiePhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/27/24report
Goals
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Buddy808Photo: A splat and a kiss - with Carolinapies7/25/24report
What a sexy jock stooge!
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Buddy808Photo: Creamed by jay852uk7/25/24report
When you can't choose. But really want pie.
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NimberPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/24/24report
Doubletime express self-delivery
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/24/24report
I think I prefer the right, you can have the left. Wait... Yes, you can have the left!
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MuddddyPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/24/24report
This one, or that one? Why not both?
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rodion7Photo: If you give a bear a pie...7/24/24report
Fuuuuck that's hot!
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waynel_pitfPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/23/24report
Such a hot man with and without pie
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/23/24report
The NAUGHTIEST messy wam boy on UMD
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kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: If you give a bear a pie...7/23/24report
I second Matt, and it's a PERFECT combo
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SlimeCubPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/23/24report
God you're hot AND goofy as fuck :loveeyes:
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MessyBearMattPhoto: If you give a bear a pie...7/23/24report
I'll take the triple shot
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HunkinthegunkPhoto: What's better than a pie in the face? Three pies 7/12/24report
I can catch with no hands!!
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oilslickPhoto: What's better than a pie in the face? Three pies 7/12/24report
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