Comments by Gurph Morlicks

Willow takin' it topless and creamy like the champ she is!

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Wonderful Willow with hands on hips, pie all over her lovely face, and her boobs about to break free of their shirt-y confines . . .

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A shocking turn of events for beautiful, bare-breasted Willow!

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It's no wonder the audience loves to see Willow pied: She takes pie after pie like the sexy, incredible trooper she is -- in her face, on her chest, on her ass, and even in her luscious lap!

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Unfortunately for Willow, the audience ended up being much less invested in her trick of talking pies and much more excited by her trick of taking pies in the face during the act of sex!

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Willow practices her act with the ultimate ventriloquist challenge: The banana cream pie in her left hand appears to be speaking to the audience while Willow is busy chugging a beverage!

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Voluptuousness, thy name is Willow!

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A feast for the eyes, but a tactile treat as well -- at least for Katie Cooper herself, seen her massaging her own gunge-glazed globes!

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To paraphrase William Blake: "If the legs of perception were spread wide open, all things would appear infinite."

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Amber prepares for her first pie facial of the day . . .

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Amber and Sky, two exceptionally beautiful specimens! Thank the Lord above they both got very messy many, many times! (Also, do not Amber's legs look AMAZING here?!?)

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A very classy look for Amber, with a black turtleneck and green cream "pielights".

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Amber's Ass for the Ages!

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The Beautiful and Bodacious Zoey Chanel is Slime-y and Chagrined.

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A slime-y smooch to remember!

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Slather it on!

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Some exquisitely helpless hands here! (Not to mention Zoey's stunning female form bedecked in chunky green slime. . . 8-D )

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I love what a good time she seems to be having with this. I also like how much whipped cream is going down her top!

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Willow whistles while she works . . . very fetchingly, I might add. ;-)

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Amber has become a true work of WAM art here.

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Pretty in pink!

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Amber's shapely ass is delicious with or without pie!

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Amber is the queen of animated facial expressions!

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Amber wears pies spectacularly well!

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Scrumptious buttsteak with an orange gunge glaze: It's what's for dinner!!!!

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Yet another Zoey pic that's almost too sexy to even look at! 8-D

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Some exquisitely hapless, helpless hands here!

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Who dared to pie the Purple-Haired Princess?!? (You can't see her purple hair in this pic, under all the pie, but trust me, it's there!)

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Kaydens in a fit of slimy, sexy, impotent rage.

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Amber's sly look tells the tale that she completely doesn't mind the pies she's about to have smashed in her gorgeous kisser.

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Pulling her own purple pigtail playfully, while nude and slathered in chocloate frosting and lord knows what else, Kaydens re-iterates her own uniqueness in the wacky world of WAM.

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Incredible legs on an incredible woman! Would be a real shame if anything MESSY were to happen to her . . .

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I feel like looking at this pic is almost like flying to close to the sun -- my eye sockets are in danger of burning out and the wax that holds my wings together are about to melt, sending me plummeting to my death on the ground far below ... but maybe just maybe it was all worth it?!?! :-7

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I stand corrected! :-P

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No one would EVER dream of pieing this adorable face . . . right?!? :-7

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Amazing pic! Love how thick the cream is on her face and also how it is so streaked through her hair!

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Amazing pic! Love how thick the cream is on her face and also how it is so streaked through her hair!

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I know a huge chunk of UMDers are completely unmoved by AI, but this clip moves me every time. (In my pants.)

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Piedpinups, I can't believe you have pie hits of this quality and you're just letting them sit unreleased in your vault. I impolore you, sir, please free this clip -- and all the other classics you're keeping to yourself!

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Nothing to see here -- except pure, unbridled sexiness -- Move along.

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Looks like she's had her head dipped in wax at a candle-making place! (The effect is so crazy I thought this pic was AI generated for the first few seconds I saw it.)

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Now that is one bodacious backside!

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Th e Lady Doth Protest Too Much... or is it Just the Right Amount?

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The ass of an angel, but one who's devilishly sexy!

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Following an Unexpected Slime Deluge, Goddess Zoey Chanel Shows Off Her Chagrined Face., While Also Working to Keep Her Boobs Inside Her Fabulous Gown.

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Is it possible to have TOO GOOD A TIME?! I think not, although admittedly, these lovely ladies are pushing the boundaries ... :-P

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WAM goddess Amber has that certain je ne sais quoi in spades!

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There's something very refreshing about a pie in the face when you have a full face of makeup. Or so I'm told.

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Willow: Hot as hell and always up for more pies!

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Willow also has talents in the slime department, not to mention brain-meltingly bodacious boobs!

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Willow is not only super sexy, but she's also a champion pie taker!

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. . . and Willow can take a pie in the face spectacularly well, even in the most grueling circumstances . . .

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. . . and Willow's got a spectacular body . . .

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Willow's got a beautiful face . . .

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Facedown in a bracing bucketful of green slime, Kaydens sure knows how to start her day right!

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The hills (and valleys) are alive with the sensual sound of sloppy, slime-y sex!

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THIS PIC IS SO GREAT -- radiant Zoey Chanel blinded by green glop that perfectly accents her bright pink dress, her sensuous mouth wide open in shock and her bodacious breasts thrust proudly forward, the deluge of slime now covering the upper part of her head and and the upper part of her boobs, but clearly there's more to come and a progression down lower for even sexier, slimier coverage . . .

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Like a human Rubik's Cube, only 8 jillion times sexier!

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Dieticians always say oatmeal is a great way to start your day . . .

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Sigh, face down in the fluorescent pink slop -- story of my life!

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This is an anglefan scene starring Hannah Perez. If you go to his store at anglefan.com you can sort the videos by model name and easily find this one.

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They seem to be having a REALLY good time with this! :P

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Can't say I wouldn't be doing the same if I were the shorter model . . . 8-D

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Some very sexy pie-delivery poses here, and :loveeyes: luscious legs too!

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Buttsteak: It's What's For Dinner, Now More Than Ever!!!!. 8-D :P :loveeyes: :D

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This pic is now seared into my subconscious mind, saturating the soft, buttery folds of my cerebellum with its unrelentingly arousing aura. In other news, my nether regions are on high alert.

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Just a wonderfully gorgeous face!

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Zoey is looking spectacularly beautiful here! Such a TERRIBLE SHAME she's about to be deluged in sloppy, slimy green goop . . .

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Staggeringly sexy stuff! 8-D :loveeyes: :kiss: 8-D :loveeyes: :kiss: 8-D :loveeyes: :kiss:

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I have a funny feeling where that pie is going to end up . . .

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"God, what a mess / on the ladder of success / when you take one step / and miss the whole first rung."

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I love how the soon-to-be pie victim is lying there calmly, not putting up any struggle at all, just passively accepting her creamy fate. You'd almost think she WANTS IT! ;P

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This one is SOOOOO good! Love everything about the pie victim ... those incredible legs shown off by that short skirt... her great hairstyle (although I do wish there were cream streaked through it) ... her mouth wide open in shock, but looking like it might turn into a smile in a split-second... her wonderfully helpless hands. . .

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I like to think the woman wearing the pie here is Robin from How I Met Your Mother (aka the radiant Cobie Smulders).

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I'm sure this seemingly nice young woman did SOMETHING to deserve this cruel, creamy comeuppance.... but whatever could that be? Maybe it's just for showing off those fine, fine, superfine legs in that short dress?!?

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That white skirt is impossibly short, and good thing too, because that woman's legs are definitely something we need to see more of! 8-D

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She's about to "take it big."

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Now what did this nice lady do to deserve such a messy degradation? I guess in these days of moral chaos and aesthetic turpitude, just being so damn sexy is reason enough . . .

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Love to see them both having fun with this!

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A little slice of WAM heaven right here! A horrible realization has just dawned on the gorgeous brunette, but at the point atwhich it's just a little too late to escape the sloppy, slapstick surprise that's headed her gorgeous face's way!

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Love the expression on the would-be pie recipient's face. She doesn't know what's coming, but she looks worried nonetheless. The woman holding the pie is trying to break some bad, bakery-based news to her . . .