A ravishing, radiant beauty!
And the lady's not bad either... :-P
But seriously, Maria, you look stuning here, much better than the cake. Although I am now dreaming up a combination of you and that cake that might be the best of all possible worlds!
One night, a stunning slapstick goddess came across two abandoned, delicious-looking pies on her way home. Never one to let a messy opportunity go to waste, she picked them up and took them back to her apartment. There, she taunted and teased them mercilessly for a full hour before finally smashing one into her gorgeous face and the other all over her glorious chest. As the cream and crust dripped down into her lucsious lap, Kittenish contemplated the comedic possibilities to come...
I just adore the expression on your face here, Mrs. Bee. Sort of "You wouldn't believe the day I've had" mixed with "So tell me something I DON'T know."
Holy fuck, that tongue is just about the sexiest thing I have ever seen! If that tongue could only talk, the stories it would tell...
(See what I did there?
Because of course that tongue CAN talk, and it has told at least one helluva story, aka "Mrs. Bee's Bedtime Story." If that video ever becomes available again via the Messygirl site, you MUST BUY IT!)
Stunning Woman About to Give Herself a Creamy Comeuppance.
Nobody really knows why; we're all so glad for the mere existence of this that we can't be bothered to figure it out!
Looks almost like you are doffing your hat and saying, "Top of the morning to you" or some such! And of course it really would be a ALL-TIME TOP MORNInG for me were I ever to be greeted by such a Bee-atific sight...
Yowza! Hubba hubba! And every other manner of catcall known to mankind. What I wouldn't give to be lying in that tub, looking up at you, Charlotte, staring into that lovely face and down that incredible cleavage...
Happy Birthday, you lucky bastard! Here's hoping you get to smash a sloppy birthday cake into Bee's lovely kisser. (I'd normally wish it the other way around, but I hear you guys don't like to switch directions on the wamming...)
Those luscious lips, that tantalizing tongue... I hope this is just a taunting teaser for a magnificently messy meeting of your beautiful kisser and the pastry projectiles we saw you holding in the companion photos!
The red ribbon is a lovely touch, and the fishnets are super-sexy. We can only hope and pray the creamy cream pie will soon be on a collision course with your gorgeous face!
Shell shows once again why she was one of the WAM greats. So sorry to learn that she retired recently, but we'll always have all the classic videos she made, and her incredibly playful WAM spirit will live on in our hearts and pants.
Wow, talk about incredible coverage. And underneath all that tasty pie goo is the even tastier Lisa Moomin, yum! (At least my memory banks tell me it's Lisa... impossible to know for sure on the basis of the photo, thanks to the plethora of pastry....)