Comments by Gurph Morlicks

The Glorious Revelation.

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Love the way she takes it so BIG, with some great helpless hands too!

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I'm not a foot guy at all, so the pie in the feet does little for me. BUT I'm a huge fan of pretty girls getting messed up, and Zoey is one of the prettiest WAM models around. Also, I love the expression of almost disgusted resignation on her thoroughly slime covered face here!!!!

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This seems like an attempt at WAM semaphore, and I'm so here for it!

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Now THAT is the face of an angel... a gorgeous WAM angel who's about to have the living daylights pied out of her!

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Congrats on your latest spell as WOTD. Also just have to say your new profile pic (it's at least new to me anyway) is stunningly sexy!

User: Jayce12/10/24report

I may never recover from this one!

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Two heaping handfuls :kiss:. . .

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Jayce's ass makes for an amazing pie target!

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I just can't get past the awesomeness of this pic and go back to being a productive member of society . . .

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Sweet lovin'.

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Her hotness was almost more than the human mind could bear . . .

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See? Being pied isn't so bad, now is it? Kinda fun even . . .

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Love Nikko's look here as she's about to GET IT GOOD. Joyful apprehension might be one phrase for it . . .

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Have we seen this move before -- i.e. simultaneous self-pies to the face and crotch? If the answer is yes, please someone point me to where else it happens! If the answer is no, then I have a followup question: Why the hell HAVEN'T we seen this before?!? It's brilliant! And her colleague is clearly amazed by this innovation . . .

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My God, what a bod!

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Gorgeous from every conceivable angle!

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Jayce has clearly just taken a HILARIOUS pie to her pretty face, based on her reaction, and I'm also loving Nikko's pleasure in this event!

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For my next trick . . .

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Incredible legs on that pie victim, and I love the expression of glee on the pie thrower's face!

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Oh this lucky model! If I could be pied this well by Jayce, I could die a happy man!

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Terrifying!

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Love the way her hair is blown back by the impact of the pie!

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Am I really about to pie myself? she wondered, both thrilled and terrified at this very prospect . . .

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A splendid time is guaranteed for all!

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Now those are some luscious legs!!!!

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The pie victim's legs are simply stellar, and the very amused reactions of her two clean friends are wonderful too.

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A smile as mysterious as the Mona Lisa's. . .

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Great Moment in WAM History #3,428

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A truly glorious mess!

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Top o' the mornin' to ya!

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MMMMPPPpphhh---
Now that's a thorough pie hit!

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This Was Girl clearly has the casual elegance and endless good looks of a WAM superstar!

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You can't keep a gorgeous smile hidden for long!

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Love the sassiness with which she's holding that big pie!

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The body language from the two clean girls is outrageous in the best possible way!

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Kate Beckinsale's regal solitude was only slightly compromised by the massive cream pie that had just plastered her face, streaked up into her hair, and splattered down across her shoulders, boobs, and especially her luscious lap.

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The expressions on both of their faces are perfect -- especially the redhead who has internalized, accepted in good humor, and is at peace with the fact that she's about to get expertly cake-faced by her so-called friend to her right.

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Creamy buttcheeks ahoy!

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Her legs, impossibly luscious...

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~~~ diaphanous, delightful, delicious ~~~~

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Just say YES!

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Hasenpfeffer incorporated!

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kaBLAMmo!

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KaBLoOeY!

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Amazing legs on the slime victim, and amazing reactions from the other two women!

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Love how much pie is already on the face of the woman on the right -- and how she's about to get another one too!

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A little slice o' paradise right here!

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If not for this mischievous mascot, Kelly might've gone her whole life with her gorgeous face un-pied . . .

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This answers that age-old physics conundrum: What happens when irresistible pie-plastered puss meets immovable custard covered cleavage?

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What a (virtual) woman!

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This particular AI woman seems especially gorgeous and I'd really love to see her pied -- did that happen in other pics you created, and if so, where can we view those?

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Something about this one really gets to me.

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Willow is looking really elegant here. She's so gorgeous, and she reminds me of a young Patricia Arquette here. And thank the wam gods, she also happens to be fabulous at taking pies and slime!

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The festivities have already begun. (In my pants.)

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Now this is some apocalyptically sexy WAMwork right here! And my god, Kate's legs . . . :loveeyes:

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Charlotte was gorgeous and a champion pie taker! Lisa was great at it too, and I love her mock-shocked expression at Charlotte's pieing here.

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She is WOMAN, hear her ROAR!!!

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A window into another dimension, one far sexier than our own . . .

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Wouldn't you like some whipped cream with that?!? :-P

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Congrats on getting Wammer of the Day! For someone who only created her account 5 days ago to already have a bunch of videos for sale here and a WotD award tucked under her arm, I think it's safe to say you've taken the forum by storm. . .

User: ms-pie-oneer11/26/24report

This is a stellar action shot, and Zoey really knows how to take a pie!

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Great pic. Like I always say (ask anyone): You can't beat a great body stuffed into a shiny blue neoprene unitard, topped by a beautiful face plastered in pie.

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This image is positively bursting with golden joy, as are my trousers while looking at it!

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Really looking forward to this video. Will this scene be released first or the one with the black light pies? They both look
fabulous, but as a "real pie" fan (as opposed to shaving cream) this one has got me more excited, especially knowing that you called it a "very erotic first time for me"!

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Incredible Moment #336,431 in the Space-Time Continuum!

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A great body well displayed in a great bikini! Terrific pie hit, too, and exquisite helpless hands pose!

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If this is in fact what happened yesterday afternoon, then "lovely" is a great understatement. Yesterday afternoon, something WILDLY EROTIC and MAGNIFICENTLY KINKY occurred!!!!

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Classic composition! Unique body language from an extremely sexy and tremendously well-pied model as well! *Chef's Kiss*

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Very original "helpless hands" pose.
I feel like a Thelonious Monk song should accompany this pic.

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Revenge is sweet ... or more accurately for this particular moment, revenge is foamy!

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Holy shit, she is SO SEDUCTIVE!

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:-PI can HEAR this picture.

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Valerie's chest looks amazing in that purple slime!

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What a great first pie for Crystal!!!

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A totally DELICIOUS pie hit, this!

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Thanks, Creamy, and I must say, right back atcha: nice pie-taking work there! You're a true wam goddess!

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Messygirl Amy (#2) was one of the all-time greats for sure!

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The way she holds her right hand in the capture on the right is exquisite -- as though she's having a very refined reaction to the basest slapstick buffoonery.

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Now THAT's what I call a SPLAT!!!!

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One of the best ever, IMO... if only the producer would actually release this video!

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A beautiful blonde is pied by her treacherous co-workers! To be fair, she lost a pie-in-the-face sports bet, so she had it coming, but they surprised her with it at her desk!

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Very few women look as delicious with a pie in the face as SStuff's Carrie. . .

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What a classic pie reception stance Ariel struck here!

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It sure does, and for my money, banana cream is the quintessential in-yer-face flavor!

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This is a holy grail WAM video for me. Wet and Messy (now rebranded WAM Club) only ever released it as a photo set. I begged him to release the video if there was one (and why wouldn't you film a hula-hoop based set as opposed to shooting stills?). He replied that he does have video of this and admits he should really get around to editing and releasing it one day. I COULDN'T AGREE MORE!

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This model looks strangely okay -- pleased even? -- with the creamy fate that will befall her face in a split-second after this pic was snapped.

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Such a great helpless hands pose!

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This is one of my favorite pie hits on anyone ever. Nadia looking her all-time cutest (which is really saying something) and taking her first ever pie to the face (at least I think that's what this was) by complete surprise (or at least that's how it appears in the video). >CHEF'S KISS<

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This is so great. The "victim" here looks so sexy bent over the table like that, and I love how you can see one of her bountiful breasts hanging down, just barely missing the cake her face has just been plunged into!

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The Slapstick Armageddon is upon us! This woman has clearly supplicated herself at the "feet" of the Great Banana Cream Cthulhu.

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I like to think of this as Kathryn Hahn under that pie . . .

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This is really a fantastic creation, despite that weirdly inverted pie.

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What a good, game, giving and flat-out gorgeous woman. You are a lucky man, skirtpie!

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Pundits described it as one of the most aggressive exfoliation routines in all of skincare history.

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This is quite the creamy confrontation!!!

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Love how ready this woman seems for her pieing... of course perhaps she has NO IDEA of what's about to happen to her? Either way, excellent work!

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I'm going to risk looking like an oxymoron and call this quite a classy, elegant humiliation!

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Slimed or pied or slopped or foamed or immaculately clean, you are a radiant beuaty, Sooty!

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Amazing pie coverage on an amazing pie target! Delicious!

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