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What glorious legs!!! And the rest of Lucy is pretty great too...
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Jackpot!
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Like Lee Oswald, I am a patsy. An all-beef patsy.
User: Gurph Morlicks10/9/18report
Like Lee Oswald, I am a patsy. An all-beef patsy.Report
User: Gurph Morlicks10/9/18report
The Glorious Return of Zeta is underway! Huzzah!
User: Gurph Morlicks9/29/18report
The Glorious Return of Zeta is underway! The WAM gods be pra
User: Gurph Morlicks9/29/18report
The Glorious Return of Zeta is underway! All praise the WAM
User: Gurph Morlicks9/29/18report
The Glorious Return of Zeta is upon us!!!
User: Gurph Morlicks9/29/18report
Thanks, Rev!
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User: RevSlymsford8/7/18report
I've heard people extoll the joys of pie and coffee before, but this takes the classic culinary combo into an entirely different dimension. Love your gorgeous smile showing through the pie, Bee!
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Classic saucy stance: Arms akimbo, face buried in cream and crust...
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Helpless hands are a boon to any pie pic. And when the pied party has the body of Mrs. Bee... and said body is naked as a jaybird... well, you've just entered pie paradise!
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Even with just one eye visislbe, Mrs. Bee can smolder the competition into oblivion!
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Mrs. Bee calmly considing the events of the day ahead...
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Increidbly sexy pied profile pic.
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...but she had only herself to blame for the events that followed.
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"You wouldn't dare!" scoffed Mrs. Bee...
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Bee, your look of sexy mischief here, coupled with your barely covered curves and that creamy pie in your hand, makes for one wildly erotic combination.
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Oh, to be that lucky sheet...
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Very happy to know this woman was hit with 10 pies by an expert like Mr. PiedPinups. Wish she'd get pied again in this flapper get-up...super sexy girl in a ridiculously sexy outfit!
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Totally gorgeous!
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Great pic, Leah looks adorably mischievous here!
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Buttsteak, sweet and meaty...it's what's for dinner!
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PIe-smothered but unbowed...
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Love how her beautiful smile shines through all that gooey pie!
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Reelin' and a-rockin'...
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What a delicious hit!
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Maintaining calm in the face of indignity...
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SPLAT! That pie really packed a wallop!
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Serving suggestion for succunlent flotation devices.
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"Ex-squeeze me?"
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"I didn't know whether to laugh or cum on the spot. So I did both..."
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Did I do that?
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This image should appear next to the dictionary definition of "smoldering look."
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Maria's laugh must be a wondrous thing!
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Love that smile!
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You look genuinely shocked here... and genuinely gorgeous!
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This colorful clown dress is simply not engineered to contain Maria's powerful, all-natural energies!
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"Hey, big lion tamer, wanna take a ride in my clown car? It's a compact..."
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I think my brain just short-circuited...
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Maria, you just might make the sexiest clown ever!
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Radiant!
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Another great expression, Maria!
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LOVE the way you are biting your lower lip at the thought of what's to come. Very sexy!
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A beautiful, contagious smile that says it all...
although the whipped cream-covered boobs also make an important statement!
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I love how much fun you guys are having! It's contagious....
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Saucy, sexy, sloppy, soupy, sensual, and other words that start with the letter "S"....
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"You got a little ketchup on my scrunchie..."
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Adorable expression!
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now THIS is woman, hear her roar...

(with apologies to Helen Reddy)
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Give her whatever she asks for. This Woman Means Business.
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Photo: What did you ask me?7/4/18report
Adorable, sexy, and delicious, all at the same time!
Photo: Escaped!7/4/18report
Warning: Contents Under High Pressure.
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Another pair of pants ruined. Thanks a lot, Maria! :-P
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A ravishing, radiant beauty!
And the lady's not bad either... :-P
But seriously, Maria, you look stuning here, much better than the cake. Although I am now dreaming up a combination of you and that cake that might be the best of all possible worlds!
Photo: Could get used to this! 7/4/18report
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well, i hope to hell it did!!!
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Won't you come on back to the war? Pick up your tiny burden
User: Gurph Morlicks6/24/18report
Why don't you come on back to the war? Pick up your tiny bu
User: Gurph Morlicks6/24/18report
One night, a stunning slapstick goddess came across two abandoned, delicious-looking pies on her way home. Never one to let a messy opportunity go to waste, she picked them up and took them back to her apartment. There, she taunted and teased them mercilessly for a full hour before finally smashing one into her gorgeous face and the other all over her glorious chest. As the cream and crust dripped down into her lucsious lap, Kittenish contemplated the comedic possibilities to come...
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Photo6/19/18report
I second that (faceward) motion. What a pie, and what a face. Together, they'll make sexy slapstick history!
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Kittenish, it's so great to see new photos of you. Also, you are blessed with some of the sexiest lips of all time!
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What a teasing and tantalizing way to end this sensational series of photos!
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Charlotte now less defiant/outraged and more helpless, almost afraid here. Gotta say she also looks utterly adorable not to mention delicious!
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Another classic horrified face from the much put-upon Charlotte.
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More great expressions from Casey and Sky...
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I love how Charlotte smolders with resentment here. And the way Casey and Sky watch their boss getting trashed is also priceless!
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the look of disbelief on Charlotte's face is incredibly realistic!
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Also want to note that Charlotte's gams are as glorious as ever here. Hubba hubba!
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Lisa can't look Charlotte in the eye as she sells her down the (messy) river!
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What a glorious kisser!
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Marie puckers up, in the most delightful way!
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Cat(suit) got your tongue? Very sexy!
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Fabulous smile + fabulous body + fabulous mess = one happy pieromaniac!
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Yum...
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Rear of the Year: Return Engagement.
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Two sweet lil' treats for Messy Miss Marie! And she has so many treats for us, her loyal fans, as well...
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Simply adorable!
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One of the most delicious WAM photos I've ever seen. This almost looks like a painting somehow!
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SO gorgeous!!!!
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Rear of the Year and a Half!
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Oh, to be that spoon!
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Love this expression...
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What bewitching eyes!
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Just say YES!
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Talk about SWEET CHEEKS!
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Adorable smile!
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Such a dainty thing...
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A pretty young woman with purple hair and pursed lips ...
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Stunning!
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Pure WAM ecstasy!
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DELICIOUS!!
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Just....WOW!
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I just adore the expression on your face here, Mrs. Bee. Sort of "You wouldn't believe the day I've had" mixed with "So tell me something I DON'T know."
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If this photo somehow (impossibly) got one iota sexier, I think my brain would explode. And probably my trousers, too...
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Now that's what I call radiant beauty! (Undiminished, nay enhanced, by creamy filigree.)
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Love the smile here! ("I can't believe I'm about to slap another one of these super-sloppy pies into my kisser!")
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A pie in the hand is worth... a pie in the (gorgeous) face? Some axioms don't translate all that well to the World of Slapstick.
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Holy fuck, that tongue is just about the sexiest thing I have ever seen! If that tongue could only talk, the stories it would tell...
(See what I did there?
Because of course that tongue CAN talk, and it has told at least one helluva story, aka "Mrs. Bee's Bedtime Story." If that video ever becomes available again via the Messygirl site, you MUST BUY IT!)
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In the Nobody Does It Better Department: My heroine, Mrs. Bee, taking it like a true champ.
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