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Utterly delicious! An amazing pied-in-purple moment with the magnificent Ellie.
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What an absolutely delicious-looking pied face, guessing this one is coconut cream! (I do realize it's all an AI fever dream, but it's an especially vivid one, pie-wise!)
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What an incredible "pie reception stance"! Love the knock-knees and that dress is great too!!!
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Love everything about Lilly's look here - the sexy pose, the thick and expansive remains of the massive sliming she's just taken, her disgusted expression, which goes perfectly with that angry hand on hip, and those striped tube socks... it all adds up to something really special!
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Hello whiteness, my old friend. You're mixed with chocolate once again.
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This pic is really reminiscent to me of Katy Perry, a hot celeb who's enjoyed her fair share (and then some) of pies to the puss.
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Love that very thorough pieing and with a purple pie of all things! Kind of a rarity, the purple pie . . . wish we saw more of them!
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Delicious WAM action! Yana really let herself have it! Love that third panel... and the fourth is wonderful too!
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Arrest me please, Melody! And don't go easy on me, really LET ME HAVE IT! You are without doubt the hottest officer on the entire Pie Patrol payroll!
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Love this! Generally I'm not a fan of starting a messy barrage with a pie hat, but this one is really appealing. Partially because it seems messier than a usual pie hat and partially because of the subtle shift in Alyona's expression pre- and post-pie hat. She's clearly smiling in the first panel and then in the second she looks vaguely annoyed, as though she's thinking, "Ugh, not this again!"
Another great one! This new Elena (new to me anyway, I still remember the one with shorter dark hair from long ago) is gorgeous, and you really let her have it!! I love the third panel, where you've inserted yourself seamlesssly to give Elena the pie sandwich she so richly deserves; the fourth panel is great too, with almost two full pie crusts plastered to the sides of Elena's lovely head!
So well done, Ira! As you can imagine I really love that middle panel where we get to see you plant that pie in Alyona's lovely face with ruthless precision! You pulled off that illusion INCREDIBLY well, I am so jealous of your newfound skills at this art form!
SIMPLY, SLOPPILY, SENSATIONALLY SEXY SLAPSTICK SILLINESS!
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That is such a fabulous dress to get pied in, and that particular pie is exceptionally delicious and messy looking. I also love how you've splattered the whipped cream all around Elena's chest and streaked it through her hair. an all-around sensational job, Ira!
That's an impressive glopping you've given Nastia! I know from experience it is really hard to create good messyfakes involving slime (somehow pies are much easier to do) but you are getting really good at it, and much better at it than I was ever able to do myself!
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Has Kate discovered some secret portal to a Nickolodeon-flavored cartoon universe? That purple and neon lime green pie is a trip into some parallel and devilishly delicious dimension. And there is such a gorgeous tapestry of other messy colors splattered through Kate's hair and dripping down her neck and slathered generously across the bodaciousness of her breasts that it's hard to believe this remarkable sight actually transpired on our own mortal plane, and yet various authorities from the worlds of science, art, and entertainment have assured me that this is, in fact, the case.
Perhaps the most beautiful eyes in the whole wide WAMiverse belong to Jayce. :-7
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Michelangelo really missed out when he decided not to cast this image like a shadow into stone.
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My God is an Awesome God. That being said Your God could probaby kick My God's Divine Ass. But neither one could make anything half as sexy as what's shown here in this here very PHOto.
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Jayce, you've got the most gorgeous eyes in the whole wide WAMiverse!
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This is like some scene from Greek Mythology, as cast into (strangely colorful) stone by Michelangelo!
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Did McDonald's obscenely purple Grimace Shake just creep up on a comeback?!?
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Yet another AMAZING still of Melody doing what Melody does best. And these "clenched helpless hands" are a delightful twist on the age-old formula of fingers splayed wide apart (not that I ever get sick of The Classics! x-D)
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Although I'm much more of a pie guy than a slime stan... this has GOT to be one of the most glorious WAM pics of all time!
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Talk about a stunning figure... and also a spectacular pie hit!
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The sexiest smile that never was ... among an almost endless number of OTHER attractions amply on display here...
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Just going to come out and say it: I'm not even much a fan of maple syrup, to be honest, and most of the time a WAM model has this little mess on her actual face, I can't be bothered to care, but THIS image is so freaking hot that none of these "problems" gets in my way of enjoying it in full. There is so much texture to the skin, the syrup, even the denim, this really pops to life for me. Masterfully done!
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Absolutely love this pic. The wam potential in this moment is off the charts!
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Love her expression here... as well as everything else about her!
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It seems that in general it's been long lamented how very hard it is to make a creamy pie stick well to a face that's already been covered in slime -- and yet you did an amazing job of it anyway! Awesome!
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Love the expressions on all four models' faces (such as can be seen in the case of poor Lilly, almost completely engulfed in slime here). The Wife has a wonderful blase expression in the face of impending slime peril. Melody, meanwhile, is perfect as always at conveying expressions that read: 'Sucks to be THEM. Good thing I'm the star and they'd never dare to mess ME up!'
Love the way Penelope grabs a fistful of her hair, the better to grind the next pie into her face with a vengeance!
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Incredible action shot here, the 'halo' ring of the cool whip is fantabulous!
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