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SIMPLY, SLOPPILY, SENSATIONALLY SEXY SLAPSTICK SILLINESS!
Photo: Yulia's Dress Advert6/30/24report
Great moment-of-impact pic! Tanya has a great, saucy pie tossing in stance here, and Ira's receptive pose with both arms hanging helplessly at her sides feels perfect too. Excellent work!
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Photo: Irina and Tanya 36/27/24report
One of the best depictions ever of MAD DESIRE.
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Photo6/22/24report
Such a hot photo! Imagine if the fingertips of Kate's outstretched hand were balancing a banana cream pie with a bit of a bobbling, bounce-y motion... *swoons, falls into woodchipper, somehow emerges with just a few flesh wounds*
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Photo6/22/24report
That is such a fabulous dress to get pied in, and that particular pie is exceptionally delicious and messy looking. I also love how you've splattered the whipped cream all around Elena's chest and streaked it through her hair. an all-around sensational job, Ira!
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Photo: Elena humbled!6/20/24report
That's an impressive glopping you've given Nastia! I know from experience it is really hard to create good messyfakes involving slime (somehow pies are much easier to do) but you are getting really good at it, and much better at it than I was ever able to do myself!
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Photo: Nastia photo shoot part 36/13/24report
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Forum pic6/4/24report
Yet another WAM goddess moment from the woman who has given us thousands of them!
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Forum pic5/27/24report
Hot damn, what an incredibly sexy pic this still is after all these months. I also love that you called me "gurph mortician" in your reply below I'm sure that was an autocorrect thing but it's a hilarious one!
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Forum pic5/27/24report
Whatever you've just said here, it looks like you just ended it with "Am I right?"
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Photo5/27/24report
Was Kate just hit with a slime pie here?
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Forum pic5/27/24report
Has Kate discovered some secret portal to a Nickolodeon-flavored cartoon universe? That purple and neon lime green pie is a trip into some parallel and devilishly delicious dimension. And there is such a gorgeous tapestry of other messy colors splattered through Kate's hair and dripping down her neck and slathered generously across the bodaciousness of her breasts that it's hard to believe this remarkable sight actually transpired on our own mortal plane, and yet various authorities from the worlds of science, art, and entertainment have assured me that this is, in fact, the case.
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Forum pic5/27/24report
Perhaps the most beautiful eyes in the whole wide WAMiverse belong to Jayce. :-7
Forum pic5/27/24report
I'm much more of a pie guy than a slime stan, but this has got to be one of the all-time classic WAM photos!
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Forum pic5/26/24report
Another CLASSIC mid-mess expression from Kate!
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Forum pic5/26/24report
Simply breathtaking! Kate + angora is a match made in WAM paradise!
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Forum pic5/26/24report
EVERYTHING about this photo is astounding, but nothing more so than Kate's impossibly shapely legs. Kate is SUCH a bombshell!
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Forum pic5/26/24report
Kate's expression here is incredible, as is her million dollar smile!
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Forum pic5/26/24report
Could Kate possibly look any more adorable?
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Forum pic5/26/24report
Set your controls for the heart of the sun!
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Forum pic5/24/24report
Nikko Adjusts the Knobs on Her Set. The Picture proceeds to come in much clearer. Everybuddy's (sic) a winner!
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Forum pic5/24/24report
The WAM rapture is upon us!
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Forum pic5/24/24report
Michelangelo really missed out when he decided not to cast this image like a shadow into stone.
Forum pic5/24/24report
My God is an Awesome God. That being said Your God could probaby kick My God's Divine Ass. But neither one could make anything half as sexy as what's shown here in this here very PHOto.
Forum pic5/24/24report
Fanning the flames of desire, this one.
Forum pic5/24/24report
Bri doing what she does best!
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Forum pic5/22/24report
What a fetching matched set of chocolate-y buttocks!
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Forum pic5/22/24report
The creamy facefuls are never-ending when you are beautiful Bri!
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Scene: Bra and Panties Messy Football Quiz: Bri Vs Lottie5/22/24report
Lovely, lively, luscious -- Bri has rarely looked more of any of these things than here, which is really saying something. She is a radiant beauty, but I know won't stop you from having her trashed without mercy. And I'm here for every delicious moment! :-P
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Forum pic5/21/24report
Gotta hand it to ya, Rev, you REALLY know how to pick out the hottest avatar pics to represent each of your scenes! The above pic of BS Bri getting it AND HOW serving as a supreme case in point...
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Forum pic5/21/24report
Jayce, you've got the most gorgeous eyes in the whole wide WAMiverse!
Forum pic5/1/24report
That sly smile of yours is so freaking sexy, Jayce!
Forum pic5/1/24report
Shock and Awe were never so sexy as right here, right now. . .
Forum pic5/1/24report
This is like some scene from Greek Mythology, as cast into (strangely colorful) stone by Michelangelo!
Forum pic5/1/24report
Did McDonald's obscenely purple Grimace Shake just creep up on a comeback?!?
Forum pic5/1/24report
A totally adorable expression from Melody.
Forum pic5/1/24report
SO GORGEOUS!!!!
Forum pic5/1/24report
Her expressions as the mess first hits are utterly priceless!
Forum pic5/1/24report
Yet another AMAZING still of Melody doing what Melody does best. And these "clenched helpless hands" are a delightful twist on the age-old formula of fingers splayed wide apart (not that I ever get sick of The Classics! x-D)
Forum pic5/1/24report
Melody is a unsurpassed master in the art of Helpless Hands!
Forum pic5/1/24report
How many times can a man fall in love with this goddess?!?!
Forum pic5/1/24report
Although I'm much more of a pie guy than a slime stan... this has GOT to be one of the most glorious WAM pics of all time!
Forum pic5/1/24report
Talk about a stunning figure... and also a spectacular pie hit!
Forum pic4/22/24report
Vivian's reaction to her friend's surprise pieing is really hot!!!
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Forum pic4/15/24report
The sexiest smile that never was ... among an almost endless number of OTHER attractions amply on display here...
Forum pic4/15/24report
Another ridiculously hot pic from "the mind of Minolta"...
Forum pic4/15/24report
Just going to come out and say it: I'm not even much a fan of maple syrup, to be honest, and most of the time a WAM model has this little mess on her actual face, I can't be bothered to care, but THIS image is so freaking hot that none of these "problems" gets in my way of enjoying it in full. There is so much texture to the skin, the syrup, even the denim, this really pops to life for me. Masterfully done!
Forum pic4/15/24report
And the award for Most WAMthusiastic Self-Pie-Sandwich goes to... ANGEL!!!!
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Forum pic4/10/24report
She seems so genuinely pleased to be in this degrading predicament!
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Forum pic4/10/24report
Absolutely love this pic. The wam potential in this moment is off the charts!
Forum pic4/10/24report
Such a committed WAMmer you are!
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Forum pic4/2/24report
Taylor makes such an amazing pie target!
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Photo: Taylor Pied by Professor Jayce!4/1/24report
I'm in love with this this moment!
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Photo: Taylor Made to strip and pied hard!4/1/24report
Love her expression here... as well as everything else about her!
Forum pic4/1/24report
What a delicious moment!
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Forum pic4/1/24report
It seems that in general it's been long lamented how very hard it is to make a creamy pie stick well to a face that's already been covered in slime -- and yet you did an amazing job of it anyway! Awesome!
Forum pic3/28/24report
SHOWBIZ!!!
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Forum pic3/16/24report
Now this is a freaking WAM goddess here, pure and simple. Zestful, zany, and gorgeous , even in the face of the silliest slapstick setbacks. *ZOEY!!!*
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Forum pic3/3/24report
This is an AMAZING pieing, and Lilly takes it like the all-time champ she is!
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Forum pic3/3/24report
Love the expressions on all four models' faces (such as can be seen in the case of poor Lilly, almost completely engulfed in slime here). The Wife has a wonderful blase expression in the face of impending slime peril. Melody, meanwhile, is perfect as always at conveying expressions that read: 'Sucks to be THEM. Good thing I'm the star and they'd never dare to mess ME up!'
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Forum pic3/3/24report
Love the way Melody takes the slime in her inimitably BIG, BIG WAY!
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Forum pic3/1/24report
D is for Decadent... and Degrading... and Delicious... and Devilishly Sexy!
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Forum pic3/1/24report
Love the way Penelope grabs a fistful of her hair, the better to grind the next pie into her face with a vengeance!
Forum pic3/1/24report
Just your average, everyday, staggeringly sensuous, stunningly sexy slapstick sight for sore eyes.
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Scene: Happy Valenslimes Day 52/24/24report
Incredible action shot here, the 'halo' ring of the cool whip is fantabulous!
Forum pic2/24/24report
Thoroughly creamed face, long flowing hair streaked with whipped cream, bodacious breasts deliciously dessert-topped, helpless hands done just right... this is a PERFECT PIE PIC!!!!!
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Photo2/11/24report
A stellar pieing of a spectacular beauty!
Forum pic2/10/24report
Wam Goddess Supreme!
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Forum pic2/4/24report
Even through all those different colors of slime, your million-dollar smile shines through!
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Forum pic2/4/24report
Taking it like the trooper you are!
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Forum pic2/4/24report
A wildly sexy look!
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Forum pic2/4/24report
Kate, this is one of your sexiest pics ever, which is really saying something. That smile is incredible, so mischievous! Every inch of you looks amazing here, too.
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Forum pic2/4/24report
Sorry, clearly her name is Windy, as that turns out to be the name of the folder this photo is in. Because I initially saw this pic on the front page of your profile (where you don't see the folder names) and clicked on it from there, I didn't realize it was even in a folder. In any event, a tremendously sexy gal and one of my favorite WAM models ever!
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Photo1/27/24report
Wow, THIS is the scene I need to get my hands on, more so than the other I just asked about. (I'm very much a pie guy.) If this is for sale somewhere, please point me to it!
Photo1/27/24report
This looks like another classic scene and I really love this model (she used to go by Wendy or Windy?) But I don't remember ever seeing even pics from this one before. Is this for sale anywhere? Please tell me it is!
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Photo1/27/24report
A super-sexy pair of babes in a truly classic pie video! I bought this years ago and play it endlessly . . .
Photo1/27/24report
Any way you slice it, this is damn sexy.
Forum pic1/27/24report
Holy hell, how I wish that purple-haired vixen would lean over me like that!!!
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Forum pic1/26/24report
I adore the wife's overwhelming joy at Ellie's sliming. Ellie's expression of shock 'n chagrin is perfect too. And I love those helpless hands as well, as always!!!
Forum pic1/26/24report
It's almost like her pigtails are the release cord for the slime bucket!
Forum pic1/26/24report
There's no better feeling in sports. OH MY!!!!
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Forum pic1/25/24report
What a pie-slathered beauty!
Forum pic1/25/24report
As Voltaire would say, "Everything's working out for the breast in this breast of all possible worlds."
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Forum pic1/25/24report
Any friend of Elle's is a friend of mine. Metaphorically speaking.
Photo1/25/24report
She's only trying to do her job... and do it with panache. Note the positioning of her legs...
Forum pic1/25/24report
Such a beautiful face; such a blessing it's bound to be buried in that banana cream pie (or whatever flavor the pie happens to be).
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Photo1/24/24report
BUTT STEAK -- It's what's for dinner!
Forum pic1/24/24report
Jayce, looking spectacular!
Forum pic1/24/24report
An incredibly sexy mess you have made of yourself, Sooty!
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Photo: Video now available ! : ]1/23/24report
The magic of Jayce lives on . . .
Forum pic1/23/24report
As a friend of mine would say, "Sultry AF!"
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Photo: Aftermath. Video coming...1/23/24report
Incredible action shot of a total babe a split-second away from her first dunking of the day. Yum!
Forum pic1/23/24report
The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the perfection of this model's figure. Chef's kiss!
Forum pic1/23/24report
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Forum pic1/23/24report
Utterly breathtaking pic! Kate, you look INCREDIBLE, and Wild Thang, you captured this moment so damn perfectly.
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Forum pic1/13/24report
Have you met Kate, sex goddess of the western hemisphere?
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Forum pic1/13/24report
My God, I so wish we could see Kate's full face in the frame here, gloating so gorgeously! Such a wicked, sexy smile!
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Forum pic1/13/24report
Need more Cooling Rods in my Nuclear Reactor or I'm going to have a Major Meltdown! Why? Breathtaking Beauty in Amazing Angora. (Say no more, sir!)
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Photo1/13/24report
I'm much more of a pie person than a slime-hound/gunge-guy, but this pic is simply... HUBBA!!!
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Photo1/13/24report
SUCH a charmer, this Kate!!!
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Photo1/13/24report
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