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3421 comments
I think I'm in love! What is the name of this gorgeous model?
Photo10/25/17report
"Welcome to our people-pleasing places."
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Photo10/25/17report
Yes please!
Photo10/25/17report
Great dress, and a fabulous figure to fill it out with!
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Photo10/25/17report
Now this is a unique shot! Sexy as hell, too...
Photo10/17/17report
Irresistible "come hither" look...
Photo10/17/17report
Sexiest. Cyclops. Ever.
Photo10/17/17report
Those sparkling eyes and that stunning smile could light up a continent or two...
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Photo10/17/17report
These luscious lips, these sexy eyes...
...soon to be slathered in soft, silky pies.
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Photo10/17/17report
Mrs. Bee's yoga class was a bit unconventional, but wildly popular with the students.
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Photo10/17/17report
Mmmmm....minty fresh!
Photo10/17/17report
There's never a bad time for a little meditation... even if your spectacular body and gorgeous face are plastered in pastries!
Photo10/17/17report
As I said before, the most luscious legs in all of WAMdom!
Photo10/17/17report
Another fabulously beatific pose, and a prime entry in the dossier I'm preparing to get Mrs. Bee officially recognized as a Slapstick Saint.
Photo10/17/17report
YOWZA! Talk about an inviting pose...
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Photo10/17/17report
Super sexy pose here. Love the positioning of the hands!
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Photo10/17/17report
Another classic pie wig!
Photo10/17/17report
MessyGirl never would've let that gorgeous ass go unpied!
Photo10/17/17report
Photo snapped 12 milliseconds before Bee's Assumption into Slapstick Heaven.
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Photo10/17/17report
Incredible eyes, by the way!
Photo10/17/17report
Beautiful Bee, pondering life's vicissitudes, plastered in pie.
Photo10/17/17report
Bemused resignation.
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Photo10/17/17report
That eye seems to follow you around the room...
Photo10/17/17report
So limber, so luscious...
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Photo10/17/17report
Flabbergastingly inflammatory photo!
Photo10/17/17report
"I want to go to there."
Photo10/17/17report
"Welcome to our people-pleasing places. Pie served 24/7."
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Photo10/17/17report
Looks a bit like you're wearing a "pie wig" here...
Photo10/17/17report
My head would fit so sweetly between those knees...
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Photo10/17/17report
Prosecutor Bee takes a No Nonsense Approach when Cross-Examining Witnesses!
Photo10/17/17report
Again with the legs! You're killing me... but in the best possible way.
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Photo10/17/17report
Caution: Mrs. Bee's Contents are Sassy Under Slapstick Pressure!
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Photo10/17/17report
Oh my God, that tongue is absolutely driving me insane! The feats it must be capable of!
Photo10/17/17report
What a sly, sexy smile!
Photo10/17/17report
Remarkable! This could almost be an oil painting with a title like The Beatitude of Saint BeeShipper.
Photo10/17/17report
Such gorgeous eyes to see staring out through a thick, gooey mask of pie!
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Photo10/17/17report
What a terrifically talented and tantalizing tongue you have, Mrs. Bee!
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Photo10/17/17report
Jesus, your legs are incredible, Bee! You could crush my skull between those powerful, sexy thighs, and I wish you would! ;P
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Photo10/17/17report
Mrs. Bee...not just a gorgeous face, great hair, and a fabulous pair of knockers...also the most luscious legs in all of WAMdom!
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Photo10/17/17report
Please now pics from this! A crime it isn't available for purchase...
Photo10/8/17report
"My God! It's full of stars!"
Photo8/29/17report
New status: Pie in Sky slips out of the heavens, lands in gorgeous face
User: Gurph Morlicks8/10/17report
New status: Pie in Sky slips out of the heavens, lands in gorgeous face!
User: Gurph Morlicks5/29/17report
In the immortal words of Tina Fey:
I Want to Go to There!
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Photo5/10/17report
I would be staring too...
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Photo4/3/17report
Great action shot here!
Photo3/20/17report
Love the expression of trepidation in the left shot, Maria. You are a fine comic actress, which goes along so well with your role as WAM superstar!
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Photo3/19/17report
Delicious model!
Photo3/19/17report
Why say no?

What is the source of this shot?
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Photo3/19/17report
What a stellar pic! It somehow seems to capture your outer AND inner beauty all at once, Maria. (On an unrelated note: I think you could pound me senseless with those boobs, and I wish you would. ;-) )
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Photo3/19/17report
Goodgod, so regal and so sexy! Would love to see a banana cream pie slapped into that noble, gorgeous kisser...
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Photo: mayb...3/19/17report
Looking fabulous!
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Photo3/16/17report
Not even a wetlook fan, really, but this is stunning.
Photo: bliiissssss3/8/17report
Wow! What show or movie is the source of this?
Photo: Dagmara Dominczyk3/4/17report
New status: Torrid Taco Cat on a Roast Beef Rocket to the Star
User: Gurph Morlicks2/23/17report
New status: Torrid Taco Cat on a Roast Beef Rocket to the Star
User: Gurph Morlicks2/23/17report
congrats on getting WOTD, and a day ahead of schedule ;)
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User: MessyMissMarie2/23/17report
He had a lot of rhythm in his rockin' bones...
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Photo: Not messy, just a tribute m/1/12/17report
Then I guess you will just have to stand there and take it! :)
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User: MessyMissMarie1/11/17report
Mrs. Bee and Pattycake in a mutual appreciation society... the only way this scenario could get sexier is if somehow they ended up trapped together in a bakery!
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Photo12/18/16report
Truly stunning!
Photo12/6/16report
A stunning conclusion!
Photo12/5/16report
Revenge tastes an awful lot like pie....
Photo12/5/16report
Wow! What a pie hit... and captured at the perfect moment in this pic.
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Photo12/5/16report
Incredible pie hit pic!
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Photo11/24/16report
Another stunning piece of work. Jayce's photos seem to bring out the best in your photo manipulations!
Photo: Jayce Pretty in Pink11/22/16report
Beautiful work on this one!
Photo: Jaycee and Glasses11/22/16report
Who DOESN'T love this pose? Hahaha... Mudbunny is a goddess!
Photo: I Love this pose!11/22/16report
Love this one!
Photo: Jaycee's Butt Pie reaction. 11/22/16report
Great pie pose! And I love Nicole's expression in the background... she knows what's in store for her lovely face!
Photo11/22/16report
I envy that suitcase!
Photo11/22/16report
Such a wonderfully glamorous woman, and a genuinely nice one on top of that.
Photo: Va-Va-Va-Voom!11/22/16report
So mischievous and sexy!
Photo11/22/16report
Irresistible Ariel can't resist a little taste....
Photo11/22/16report
Yes, the pairing has made for a super-sexy combo platter.
Photo11/22/16report
Non-dairy dessert topping, meet your finest target!
Photo11/22/16report
Mudbunny is the queen of WAM sensuality!
Photo11/22/16report
Perhaps the single most charming WAM goddess to walk this Earth...
Photo11/22/16report
Stunning photo!
Photo: and again. love my wetlook!! 11/20/16report
Thanks for your note and especially for that delicious pie you planted smack in my face. I've taken some tasty revenge, too. Hope you enjoy! ;-)
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User: MessyMissMarie11/20/16report
This might be your loveliest pic ever, Jessie...and that's really saying something!
Photo11/19/16report
"But seriously folks, I'm here to talk about the current economic crisis..."
Photo11/2/16report
"Who? ME?"
Photo11/2/16report
Incredible expression! Great choice for your avatar pic.
Photo11/2/16report
"Somebody's going to PAY for this..."
Photo11/2/16report
Adorable!
Photo11/2/16report
Looks like a very sexy incident of guerilla WAMfare!
Photo9/28/16report
Stunning!
Photo9/28/16report
Congrats on being named Wammer of the Day, Jessie! You so richly deserve it.... much like you so richly deserve pie after creamy pie plastered in your gorgeous kisser.
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User: www.messy-jessie.com7/8/16report
Congrats on yet another well-deserved WOTD win. You should be awarded some kind of crown or tiara to commemorate the many times you've gotten this... preferably one that is pie-proof ;-). The Vegas pics were wonderful and I'm so happy that you continue to be the least "retired" of the various retired wam goddesses of the UMD. Long may your reign continue!
User: mrsbee7/6/16report
You were ROBBED! You are WOTM in my book, Bee.... Wammer of the Millenium.
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User: mrsbee4/18/16report
WOW! Talk about some delicious, devilishly sexy fun...
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Photo: Aoki 94/18/16report
Great action shot, and very sexy target.
Photo: Bears 24/18/16report
Incredible pieing.... Were there any clean pics of this very good sport?
Photo: Charity4/18/16report
Could you get any more sexy? It strains credulity, but maybe with the addition of a big creamy pie, things could get even hotter. In any event, my trousers will not be able to withstand the strain this is causing them.
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Photo4/13/16report
These photos look great. What video do they come from? Does the woman in red get her just desserts in the end?
Photo12/21/15report
Pure class!
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Photo11/30/15report
Congratulations on getting WOTD again, Maria. When you get back to the States, I'm going to arrangedto have 40 tubs of Cool Whip greet you at the airport...
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User: MyPieRogative11/17/15report
The long-lost noir/slapstick classic!
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Photo11/14/15report
Thanks again, Norman. You're so nice that you really do deserve to be named after the comic genius who invented the pie in the face gag on a whim (at least according to some versions of the history of the art).
User: Gurph Morlicks11/8/15report
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