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The Music of the Spheres via world's sweetest buttcheeks
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The Music of the Spheres via the world's sweetestbuttcheeks
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The Music of the Spheres via the world's sweetest buttcheek
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I remember finding this photo online 20 years ago and thinking I HAD to find more from this divine event, but of course I never did. Interesting that in the first pic of the sisters poised for a cake fight (click on the left thumbnail above to see it) they are wearing completely different outfits!!!
Incredible pose,poise,inner beauty & hot damn, what an ass!
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My God, If that Tongue Could Talk, the Stories It Would Tell
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Tongue of the Goddess, Taste the Pie, in Love Not Given Ligh
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Pie in Sky Slips Out of Heavens, Lands in Gorgeous Face!
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Your boobs look impossibly tempting here. And the way you slowly, sensually push that pie into your gorgeous face and slowly slide it upwards is hot beyond words. Maybe best of all is the way you lasciviously lick your luscious lips right before you plaster yourself with pastry. All in all, this is just incredible stuff!
What a remarkably genuine and beautiful smile you have. And...in other news... BOOBS AHOY!!!!
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It's like my mother always said: "If you've got it, get it messy and then flaunt it!"
Okay, that's not even remotely close to anything my mother ever would or will say. But it certainly applies here anyway!
Okay, that's not even remotely close to anything my mother ever would or will say. But it certainly applies here anyway!
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I need to be hosed down now. That's one of the hottest pie GIFs ever!!!!
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I think it's a combination of the bobble head effect of all that pie, and the "simplified expression" that the pie gives both your one visible eye and especially your mouth. I suppose I should have said that in this photo you remind me a bit of the head of a Muppet on the body of a voluptuous sex goddess.
1. Your perfectly pied face cast down in disbelief at your messy fate. 2. The downward camera angle giving us an especially great view of your magnificent breasts about to burst free from that great dress. 3 Your helpless hands (always a favorite element of mine in pie photos). 4. That smattering of pie cream in your lucisious lap. 5. Your glorious legs, resplendent in that incredible knock-kneed stance, so sexy and again implying helplessness at your creamy comeuppance.
Like Lee Oswald, I am a patsy. An all-beef patsy.Report
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The Glorious Return of Zeta is underway! The WAM gods be pra
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The Glorious Return of Zeta is underway! All praise the WAM
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"I didn't know whether to laugh or cum on the spot. So I did both..."
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This image should appear next to the dictionary definition of "smoldering look."
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This colorful clown dress is simply not engineered to contain Maria's powerful, all-natural energies!
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"Hey, big lion tamer, wanna take a ride in my clown car? It's a compact..."
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LOVE the way you are biting your lower lip at the thought of what's to come. Very sexy!
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A beautiful, contagious smile that says it all...
although the whipped cream-covered boobs also make an important statement!
although the whipped cream-covered boobs also make an important statement!
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Saucy, sexy, sloppy, soupy, sensual, and other words that start with the letter "S"....
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A ravishing, radiant beauty!
And the lady's not bad either... :-P
But seriously, Maria, you look stuning here, much better than the cake. Although I am now dreaming up a combination of you and that cake that might be the best of all possible worlds!
And the lady's not bad either... :-P
But seriously, Maria, you look stuning here, much better than the cake. Although I am now dreaming up a combination of you and that cake that might be the best of all possible worlds!
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