Comments by jonh387 - UMD Fetish

You'd make such an ideal pie buddy! Not just good looking with a fantastic huggable body, but also good-natured, which you show by laughing like crazy when you get pied, the best combination. I'd literally love to get my hands on you!

Video: Pied from both Sides24 days agoreport

Great job boys!

Scene: MessyBadger and Alexi Hain Play Trivia: MB In the Hot Seat5/31/25report

:love: :love: :love:

Video: 2025 for Beefcake Bakeshop Store4/26/25report

:love: :love: :love:

Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/15/25report

The Whole Package! Hot!!

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hot guy, hot vid---thanks for posting

Video: March 2nd Fill the Tank Pie Punishment3/29/25report

:love: :love: :love:

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Bravo!

Video: A Bit of Silly Fun2/26/25report

wow :love: :love: :love: :love:

Video: Three Pies2/14/25report

That pied face, those arm muscles, that bulgig package---give us a kiss!

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Love the belly, man.

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Fuckin HOT

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I'm with quietman--I'd like to just relax and recline on you.

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The guy with the big ass, on the left---is he single?

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Yeah Man!! That's a real stooge!!

Video: 2 Pies11/18/24report

:love: :love: :love:

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I love!

Photo: Completely covered. You like?10/22/24report

:love: :love: :) :)

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Lookin GOOD guys!

Photo: Wet pals 9/29/24report

The height of ecstasy, getting pied as you're climaxing. Thanks for sharing!! My turn next!

Video: Pied and Fucked9/2/24report

:love: :love: :love:

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:love: :love: :love:

Photo: A friend covered me with pies, whip cream, and mel8/29/24report

One of the greatest hits of all time.

Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report

Good time!

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VERY handsome man

Photo: 32 - My balls are just checking the temp8/17/24report

Oh man!

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Wow, best kind of pie---overflowing. Bet you can't wait to smear it in your face.

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Terrific--thanks for sharing!

Video: I Got Caught8/15/24report

There can never be too much banana cream for Dave.

Photo: More banana cream 8/4/24report

MAJOR party on the way!

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Very hot

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Big men make HOT targets!

Photo: Big men make easy targets6/13/24report

So can I start licking now?

Photo: 11. Punishment over6/11/24report

You're going to make a great Daddy Bear in a few years, if you aren't one already.

Video: A Big Pie for a Big Loser!6/4/24report

hot big guy!

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hot

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Take me with you!

Photo: Ready to get back to the jungle!5/30/24report

VERY handsome!

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Thank you so much for posting---that huge paint brush is truly an inspiration, can't wait to try one myself.

Video: Dirty Dares 6--Gunged And Pumping5/21/24report

Spectacular!

Photo: Creamed by jay852uk5/21/24report

So what? Cashiers in stores are not supposed to comment on what the customers buy, you're not doing anything illegal, and anyway, what's wrong with telling them the truth? When a checkout girl once asked my why I wanted to buy so much shave cream, I told her that I needed it for a big pie fight. Her whole attitude changed from kind-of-disapproving to gee-that's-cool.

Photo: Every time I go to the grocery store I just have t5/13/24report

Fuckin HOT, very sexy!

Photo: I was feelin myself the other night lol5/7/24report

could be heaven

Photo: AI-Generated from Bing. Looks like a great time!4/30/24report

Fuckin hot! I'd like to be sucking on that wienie, so you can concentrate on pieing yourself.

Photo: Cherries and cream4/27/24report

lookin good!

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Terrific!! Thanks so much for sharing.

Video: Pie Guys4/15/24report

Fuckin HOT

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hot

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Agreed Bo Shorts, agreed! That's a belly just dying to be rubbed with whipped cream and custard!

Photo: Pastor Slimed4/8/24report

:love: :love: :love: :

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Yeah man, a big belly rub for the guy!

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Breathtaking

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The best!

Video: Happy April Fool's Day!4/2/24report

I want to be in his class.

Photo: Teacher Slimed3/21/24report

I want one of each!

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You should change your name, to gungedick

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How about a date next weekend? I'll buy.

Video: Date Night Pies3/9/24report

Betty Crocker never had it so good!

Video: Cake Mix Heaven3/5/24report

WOW! Smokin fuckin hot body!

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Love the canned audience!

Video: MY Sunday Best! IT'S Ruined!3/3/24report

Beyond mere Wammer of the Day--you need a whole new category for this one, Wammer of the YEAR.

Photo: Whipped cream pie in the face2/29/24report

Now THAT'S a boner

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Hot guy in a Speedo--grrr....

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Such a sweet :love: :love:

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That's almost enough shave cream! Great job buddy!

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Yeah, let's go--wherever you're going, take me with you!

Photo: Let's go!!!1/31/24report

:thumbsup: :love: :thumbsup: :love:

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Very hot full-figured man, want to join with you so bad.

Scene: Fun With Leftovers1/27/24report

The Perfect Splat!

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:love: :love: :love:

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:love: :love: :love:

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Fuckin HANDSOME!!

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Bet that feels terrific!

Photo: From the scene: 'Chile in the Stocks'1/21/24report

Great body Andy, and a great gunging.

Video: Porridge and Custard1/18/24report

:love: :love: :love:

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Jesus Christ! The two hottest muscle bears on UMD pieing each other--it doesn't get any better than this! Thanks for sharing guys, really, THANK YOU!!!