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Magnificent.
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Photo: Big Boysyesterdayreport
Love the belly, man.
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Photo: Under arms6 days agoreport
Fuckin HOT
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Photo22 days agoreport
I'm with quietman--I'd like to just relax and recline on you.
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Photo27 days agoreport
The guy with the big ass, on the left---is he single?
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Photo11/18/24report
Yeah Man!! That's a real stooge!!
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Video: 2 Pies11/18/24report
Moe Howard in In The Sweet Pie and Pie--one of my all-time favorite cakings too, and the beginning of one of the Stooges' best pie fights.
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Photo11/11/24report
:love: :love: :love:
Photo11/2/24report
I love!
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Photo: Completely covered. You like?10/22/24report
:love: :love: :) :)
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Photo: 202410/1/24report
Lookin GOOD guys!
Photo: Wet pals 9/29/24report
The height of ecstasy, getting pied as you're climaxing. Thanks for sharing!! My turn next!
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Video: Pied and Fucked9/2/24report
:love: :love: :love:
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Photo8/30/24report
:love: :love: :love:
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Photo: A friend covered me with pies, whip cream, and mel8/29/24report
One of the greatest hits of all time.
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Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report
Good time!
Photo8/22/24report
VERY handsome man
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Photo: 32 - My balls are just checking the temp8/17/24report
Oh man!
Photo8/17/24report
Wow, best kind of pie---overflowing. Bet you can't wait to smear it in your face.
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Photo8/17/24report
Terrific--thanks for sharing!
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Video: I Got Caught8/15/24report
Spectacular, in every way!
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Video: Huge Mess 20248/14/24report
There can never be too much banana cream for Dave.
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Photo: More banana cream 8/4/24report
Perfect audition tape for the Gunge Chippendales.
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Video: Bunny Boy Pied7/31/24report
MAJOR party on the way!
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Photo7/8/24report
Very hot
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Photo6/25/24report
Big men make HOT targets!
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Photo: Big men make easy targets6/13/24report
So can I start licking now?
Photo: 11. Punishment over6/11/24report
You're going to make a great Daddy Bear in a few years, if you aren't one already.
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Video: A Big Pie for a Big Loser!6/4/24report
hot big guy!
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Photo5/31/24report
hot
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Photo: Another greased up evening 5/31/24report
Take me with you!
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Photo: Ready to get back to the jungle!5/30/24report
VERY handsome!
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Photo5/28/24report
Thank you so much for posting---that huge paint brush is truly an inspiration, can't wait to try one myself.
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Video: Dirty Dares 6--Gunged And Pumping5/21/24report
Spectacular!
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Photo: Creamed by jay852uk5/21/24report
So what? Cashiers in stores are not supposed to comment on what the customers buy, you're not doing anything illegal, and anyway, what's wrong with telling them the truth? When a checkout girl once asked my why I wanted to buy so much shave cream, I told her that I needed it for a big pie fight. Her whole attitude changed from kind-of-disapproving to gee-that's-cool.
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Photo: Every time I go to the grocery store I just have t5/13/24report
Fuckin HOT, very sexy!
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Photo: I was feelin myself the other night lol5/7/24report
could be heaven
Photo: AI-Generated from Bing. Looks like a great time!4/30/24report
Fuckin hot! I'd like to be sucking on that wienie, so you can concentrate on pieing yourself.
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Photo: Cherries and cream4/27/24report
lookin good!
Photo: Me in new clown shirt4/21/24report
Terrific!! Thanks so much for sharing.
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Video: Pie Guys4/15/24report
Fuckin HOT
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Photo4/13/24report
hot
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Photo4/10/24report
Agreed Bo Shorts, agreed! That's a belly just dying to be rubbed with whipped cream and custard!
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Photo: Pastor Slimed4/8/24report
:love: :love: :love: :
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Photo4/8/24report
Yeah man, a big belly rub for the guy!
Photo4/7/24report
Breathtaking
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Photo: 64/4/24report
The best!
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Video: Happy April Fool's Day!4/2/24report
I want to be in his class.
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Photo: Teacher Slimed3/21/24report
I want one of each!
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Photo3/14/24report
You should change your name, to gungedick
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Photo3/9/24report
How about a date next weekend? I'll buy.
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Video: Date Night Pies3/9/24report
Betty Crocker never had it so good!
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Video: Cake Mix Heaven3/5/24report
WOW! Smokin fuckin hot body!
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Photo3/4/24report
Love the canned audience!
Video: MY Sunday Best! IT'S Ruined!3/3/24report
Beyond mere Wammer of the Day--you need a whole new category for this one, Wammer of the YEAR.
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Photo: Whipped cream pie in the face2/29/24report
Now THAT'S a boner
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Photo2/24/24report
Hot guy in a Speedo--grrr....
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Photo: Payoff speedo2/24/24report
Such a sweet :love: :love:
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Photo: Its been awhile2/19/24report
That's almost enough shave cream! Great job buddy!
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Photo2/3/24report
Yeah, let's go--wherever you're going, take me with you!
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Photo: Let's go!!!1/31/24report
:thumbsup: :love: :thumbsup: :love:
Photo: Wet underwear 1/30/24report
Very hot full-figured man, want to join with you so bad.
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Scene: Fun With Leftovers1/27/24report
The Perfect Splat!
Photo1/22/24report
:love: :love: :love:
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Photo1/21/24report
:love: :love: :love:
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Photo1/21/24report
Fuckin HANDSOME!!
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Photo1/21/24report
Bet that feels terrific!
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Photo: From the scene: 'Chile in the Stocks'1/21/24report
Great body Andy, and a great gunging.
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Video: Porridge and Custard1/18/24report
:love: :love: :love:
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Photo: Obliterated by Carolinapies1/7/24report
Jesus Christ! The two hottest muscle bears on UMD pieing each other--it doesn't get any better than this! Thanks for sharing guys, really, THANK YOU!!!
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Photo: Pied by the hunky Piedaddy1/7/24report
Perfect engagement/wedding photo.
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Photo: Happy, creamy boys - with Carolinapies1/2/24report
:love: :love: :love:
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Photo12/31/23report
A great reminder of how sexy armpits are.
Photo12/17/23report
Wow! If only this were real! I'd want to be in the middle.
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Photo12/10/23report
Jewel of Oregon: IBID
Photo12/9/23report
Wish you were inflatable.
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Photo12/3/23report
very hot
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Photo11/22/23report
Great body, great video!!
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Video: A Naked Romp in the Swamp11/20/23report
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :love: :love:
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Photo11/20/23report
Want to hug you so bad...
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Photo11/18/23report
One of my favorite pie guys...in his natural habitat.
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Photo: splat11/18/23report
Too long! :love: :love: :love: :love:
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Photo: Been awhile11/18/23report
:love: :love: :love: :love: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Photo11/15/23report
Bravo!
Video: BroBot Humiliates Himself with Everything in the Pantry11/14/23report
Excellent! :love: :love: :love:
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Video: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies11/14/23report
Super--! Gunging and cuddling :love: :love: :love:
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Photo11/12/23report
I want to be your daddy.
Photo: 9. GIF making sure I'm “drenched” for Gunge Daddy11/10/23report
Wow--so lick-able
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Photo11/5/23report
So fuckin hot--I'll take one of each.
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Photo11/3/23report
Want to lay on top of you
Photo11/3/23report
Hottest guy on UMD, period.
Photo11/2/23report
VERY sexy!!
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Photo: That's more like it10/29/23report
Can't wait for that video.
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Photo: Obliterated by Carolinapies - video to come soon10/22/23report
That is one hot dick!
Video: Gym Bro Takes a Shower WAM Style10/21/23report
Wouldn't you like some help slathering that slop all over yourself?
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Video: Bad Boys Must Be Pied10/21/23report
Never heard of Taron Egerton, but I'm sure you dance much hotter than he or she ever could--great body, great video! Namaste to you buddy!
Video: A WAM Version of Taron Egerton's Dance Scene Kinda10/21/23report
Hot coverage, hot body.
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Photo10/20/23report
Welcome back hot guy!
Photo: Finally back at it10/18/23report
Thoroughly lick-able! Very sexy guy and video--thanks for sharing!!
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Video: I Fucking Love Frosting--Sexy AF Studs Welcome to Join10/17/23report
Jesus! that's a lot of pies for one session--almost enough.
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Video: My First Private Splatter Island Session10/15/23report
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