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Straight-ish female here, and that is one commendable collection of western shirts and denims! You look so rad and you are rocking those outfits.
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This is such a sweet mermaid shot, just look at the colors pooling at the edges! I really hope you saved the dress, it's so fab.
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Photo9/6/24report
Sweet specs!
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Scene: Muddy Desperate Housewife9/5/24report
Paper plate headphones!
Photo9/1/24report
It's the Dow Scrubbing Bubbles!
Photo8/25/24report
Oh, wow! I'm 99-percent certain this is *the* photo that I first found online in the mid-Nineties and that was when I realized WAM was a "thing."
Heh, and it aged well. Still love her bangs and their eyeliner.
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Photo8/23/24report
Thank you so much for purchasing the video!
User: Gungeguy838/18/24report
Thank you both!
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Photo: For the "helpless hands" fans8/18/24report
Thanks! This was the pie thrower's third hit ever, so clearly they're in possession of some mad skills. :)
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Photo8/18/24report
...So this was a very fun and platonic meetup with a new UMD local. We had a great time talking and throwing shaving cream pies, and as always we cleaned everything up before leaving. Just some very silly and harmless fun!
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Photo8/18/24report
In case anyone's curious, that's a 20-year-old Vic's bra that just refuses to wear out and yes, it survived this level of mess, and black satin briefs. And hey, down in the lower right, that's Berry's awesome purple shirt!
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Photo8/14/24report
Rock on! Such a neat shot.
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Photo: Am I dreaming?8/13/24report
Love coed WAM, you guys are so stinkin' cute and gleeful in this pic!
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Scene: Pie Noob!8/12/24report
If you're hanging out here reading this, your time would be much better spent reading "Megan and the Megaslop Machine" by MessyMaestro. It's an incredible story about a reluctant contestant on a messy gameshow, and no spoilers but my fiction character Todd thought *he* had it bad in the same scenario.

https://umd.net/blogs/megan-and-the-megaslop-machine
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User: writingismylife8/12/24report
This is such a cool photo artistically, with the lace detail on your top amid the splash of water.
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Photo: MC-30 And done!8/12/24report
Having not seen these off your camera before, WOW! You're sure you don't have a background in theatrical stage makeup or something?! A while back I was complimenting RubberCartoon, re: her Slime Moto helmet photo series with the dark makeup and only eyes visible, and I said she looked like the final boss from a videogame...never thought we'd come close to creating something that badass. Tribute!
(Seriously, go check out RubberCartoon's series. It's ridiculously cool.)
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Photo8/12/24report
Whatever transpired here? Also, mental note not to dye my hair when I go gray someday, as I rather like the look. So there.
Photo: My goth rock-chick alter ego?8/9/24report
Somebody's got to defend this 7-Eleven and Sunoco, so I chose my battle station.
Photo: Got my water blasters. 8/3/24report
Great hair pic, this is such a perfectly-timed shot!
Photo7/28/24report
I'm so not worthy, but *squee* thanks for the friendship request so much! You like, rule and stuff.
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User: Patsy Pastry7/21/24report
Well, since you asked nicely and it's easy on the clothing, I might indulge on that one!
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Photo: The pool had a vintage 50s cement-block shower!7/15/24report
She got you and your sweater good!
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Photo7/14/24report
Winner winner, chicken dinner! I had a feeling someone would catch on. What can I say, a good time was had by all!
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User: JD and Messy Andi7/11/24report
Plot twist: She's secretly a WAM enthusiast and this was all planned.
To the bakery guy: "Storing foodstuffs in open vats right out on the production floor? 'Fraid that's a serious infraction of Code 4A, Sector 7, but since I'm feeling nice, if you can best me in a coed icing wrestle, I might just give your bakery that A+ rating after all."
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Photo7/7/24report
...Also, you look like the last boss in a racing arcade game. Badass!
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Photo: Vroom Vroom7/7/24report
...So the pool turned out to be a 1950s time capsule and it had this charmingly vintage aqua cinder-block shower with the best natural lighting ever. Some hastily-snapped wetlook/wet hair pics, but at least they're free, right?
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Photo: Unplanned wetlook/hair pic7/7/24report
Note that this sign wasn't keeping others from splashing in the muddy crick on this hot day, sneks notwithstanding. They have snake-handling churches not far from here, so to each his own.
Photo: Yes, but where's the supernatural snake habitat?7/7/24report
There was a random foam party at the summer carnival. The other parents were all wusses and nobody dived in, then they laughed when I did just that. I'm sure they were laughing with me, not at me. XD
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Photo: Foam Party!7/7/24report
Agreed, what a cool idea! You might be the first to do this!
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Photo: Vroom Vroom7/6/24report
Sweet flares!
Photo7/6/24report
"I got gunged on prime time TV but at least I got a free t-shirt out of it! Not that this thing's gonna wash clean..."
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Photo7/4/24report
You look so enthused, as would any of us in this situation! Yay for messy exercise!
Photo7/3/24report
"It's not as if the entire 18-40 demographic will be watching this soon on network TV...oh wait, that's exactly how this will play out."
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Photo7/3/24report
Todd: "I feel awful for knocking into her and spilling the ice cream everywhere, but this is only hot because she's apparently okay with this and I can see up her skirt, just a normal reaction...oh crud, why is this so hot and I bet I'm the only one on Earth who reacts this way!
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Photo7/3/24report
Cindy: "Tee hee, that's lewd, but might as well not waste that ice cream sundae!"
Yeowtch, she appears to have twisted her leg in that fall!
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Photo7/3/24report
Gorgeous! She's a water nymph.
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Photo7/3/24report
It's all good, this isn't for the customers, it's going on the beach (and on at least one unsuspecting victim.)
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Photo7/3/24report
Wow, this one turned out really nice! The random clump of seaweed/pond scum is a nice touch.
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Photo7/3/24report
So cute and adorable, he's such a nerd, squee! She's such a jerk for not joining him in that sliming.
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Photo7/2/24report
Rufus played stupid games at work and won stupid prizes.
Photo7/2/24report
The random Ghostbusters tee makes me think Bing was thinking of ectoplasm here.
Photo7/2/24report
Goofy expressions, but I love the way they're posed.
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The hair coverage turned out pretty great on this one!
Photo7/2/24report
...That awkward feeling when you realize you've left your fictional character in a standoff against a bad guy for close to 8 years. Better late than never, I'm going to finish my "Rose of Deceit" spin-off. Rufus is seriously overdue to become an (anti-)hero.
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User: writingismylife7/1/24report
Sorry you are going through so much all at once; it does sound like you have a lot on your plate but that's at least good to think of it as transformation. I think that's wise that you're waiting for the day when you can create art out of desire, not to survive. Otherwise only the most commercially popular, guaranteed-sales stuff would be out there.
By all means, take the time for yourself and when everything is right, you'll no doubt create something amazing! When that time comes, if you're okay with it I would still be very interested helping behind the scenes. The Pgh filmmaking scene is fascinating (I did a zombie film before that never saw the light of day) and I'm fascinated by the technical aspects of it all.
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User: Princess Nicole6/28/24report
Years ago I was horrified that anyone would want to sit in the splash zone, but this is such playful fun! Then there's the accidental exposure... Very creative wetlook scenario, even if it unlocked an early fear. Love the stand-in whale!
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Scene: Splash Zone at the Whale Show6/24/24report
How glamorous and pretty! That dress is lovely and you look like some type of nature goddess. I wore casual clothes in my outdoor creek wetlook photos but will have to try something like this. This looks like Ophelia, only having a great time soaking in the water instead of having everything go wrong.
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Photo6/24/24report
...The amount of laughter over this baby pie was ridiculous; it was a pot-pie pan I'd saved for no apparent reason and then when I broke it out in the midst of our pie fight, we both "d'awwed" over it for about ten seconds before it landed in my face.
Photo: Aww, it's a baby pie! Almost too cute to use.2/22/20report
Perfect excuse to give the boss: "They were like that when I got here."
Photo11/30/19report
Love this, her expression and the humor in this shot are great. It's pretty much what we all wanted to try as youngsters in "hey, look at me!" mode: "Look, I'm a unicorn!" Or a cat (?) in this case.
Photo11/24/19report
Jeff Lynne called, he wants his shades back
Photo: Could this be a still from a video? Stay tuned!11/24/19report
Meet my yet-to-be-named alter ego.
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Photo: Could this be a still from a video? Stay tuned!11/24/19report
THAT is just a great slapstick villain reaction face! She looks 110 percent done with this, judging by the gritted teeth, fisted hands and the clean marks where she angrily swiped the mess off.
Photo10/10/19report
That stuff's defying gravity!
Photo10/10/19report
Thank you for the friend request! At first I thought that was a lamp and a bedspread in your profile pic and then on second glance I got it, haha.
User: thiskarmagoesnowhere9/20/19report
Thank you for the friend request!
User: machineslime999/16/19report
Thanks, and glad you liked the photos!
User: nadnut9/15/19report
Thank you for the friend request!
User: slapstick9/15/19report
Thank you for the friend request!
User: Koo9/15/19report
Her mermaid hair is beautiful! And she genuinely looks like she had fun.
Photo9/1/19report
Sensing an intentional 'Wild Things' reference here?
Photo: Ashley8/25/19report
As one of my fiction characters once said, "Sometimes you just have to laugh when everything goes wrong." Gravity: 1, Chevy Cobalt: 0.
Photo: Unintentional Car WAM -- oh noes!7/20/19report
Dougie -- Sadly, no. It only had water in it -- what a disappointment! I guess you've got to go to a GWAR concert to get properly gunged up. (Or ICP if Faygo is your thing.)
Photo7/20/19report
Not at all, it's admittedly rather cute. :)
Photo6/20/19report
You spilled some of that chocolate right on her hand! No need to get all reckless now, you maniac.
Photo4/19/19report
Who said it's an insult to be called a sloppy kisser?
Photo: 343/24/19report
Yeah, maybe some context for the photo would be helpful. The band is Mac Sabbath, a Black Sabbath tribute band with McDonald's characters. Look 'em up on YouTube, because they're hilarious! After the show they all came out to meet their fans.
Photo1/29/19report
The next page of the comic is even more WAM-centric, and I can't help but think He-man was a little too eager to get in that slime pit.
Photo1/15/19report
Yeah, pretty sure it would go down that way. :3
Photo1/15/19report
By the power of Greyskull! I didn't have a slime pit toy as a kid, but I did have Castle Greyskull and that had its own dungeon room, complete with sets of manacles to chain up my under-dressed, muscled-up action figures. :)

Miiighta read this one too many times back in the day, and that's why my fiction involves somebody coming to somebody else's rescue a few too many times.
Photo1/15/19report
BDSM and WAM. All the right elements for an Eighties-era kids' book, right?
Photo1/15/19report
Eee, I love the art! Reminds me so much of the Hanna-Barbera cartoons I loved as a kid. Super-cute stuff!
User: WetLoverWow10/4/18report
Your face is completely adorable in this one!
Photo11/28/17report
New status: amaze-balls.
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User: writingismylife11/21/17report
I had no idea you had your own game show on YouTube! Congratulations on that one, wow.
User: hooliham11/1/17report
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