May I just say that the relatively clean girl's outraged reaction is just the best?! "Oh noes, my arm is slightly splashed whilst my friend is absolutely covered!"
This is the hottest part of your content; the relatively unsplashed contestant is *so* outraged she got a relatively small amount of slime on her! Rock on.
Oh, wow! I'm 99-percent certain this is *the* photo that I first found online in the mid-Nineties and that was when I realized WAM was a "thing."
Heh, and it aged well. Still love her bangs and their eyeliner.
...So this was a very fun and platonic meetup with a new UMD local. We had a great time talking and throwing shaving cream pies, and as always we cleaned everything up before leaving. Just some very silly and harmless fun!
In case anyone's curious, that's a 20-year-old Vic's bra that just refuses to wear out and yes, it survived this level of mess, and black satin briefs. And hey, down in the lower right, that's Berry's awesome purple shirt!
If you're hanging out here reading this, your time would be much better spent reading "Megan and the Megaslop Machine" by MessyMaestro. It's an incredible story about a reluctant contestant on a messy gameshow, and no spoilers but my fiction character Todd thought *he* had it bad in the same scenario.
Having not seen these off your camera before, WOW! You're sure you don't have a background in theatrical stage makeup or something?! A while back I was complimenting RubberCartoon, re: her Slime Moto helmet photo series with the dark makeup and only eyes visible, and I said she looked like the final boss from a videogame...never thought we'd come close to creating something that badass. Tribute!
(Seriously, go check out RubberCartoon's series. It's ridiculously cool.)
Plot twist: She's secretly a WAM enthusiast and this was all planned.
To the bakery guy: "Storing foodstuffs in open vats right out on the production floor? 'Fraid that's a serious infraction of Code 4A, Sector 7, but since I'm feeling nice, if you can best me in a coed icing wrestle, I might just give your bakery that A+ rating after all."
...So the pool turned out to be a 1950s time capsule and it had this charmingly vintage aqua cinder-block shower with the best natural lighting ever. Some hastily-snapped wetlook/wet hair pics, but at least they're free, right?
Note that this sign wasn't keeping others from splashing in the muddy crick on this hot day, sneks notwithstanding. They have snake-handling churches not far from here, so to each his own.
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There was a random foam party at the summer carnival. The other parents were all wusses and nobody dived in, then they laughed when I did just that. I'm sure they were laughing with me, not at me. XD
Todd: "I feel awful for knocking into her and spilling the ice cream everywhere, but this is only hot because she's apparently okay with this and I can see up her skirt, just a normal reaction...oh crud, why is this so hot and I bet I'm the only one on Earth who reacts this way!
...That awkward feeling when you realize you've left your fictional character in a standoff against a bad guy for close to 8 years. Better late than never, I'm going to finish my "Rose of Deceit" spin-off. Rufus is seriously overdue to become an (anti-)hero.
Sorry you are going through so much all at once; it does sound like you have a lot on your plate but that's at least good to think of it as transformation. I think that's wise that you're waiting for the day when you can create art out of desire, not to survive. Otherwise only the most commercially popular, guaranteed-sales stuff would be out there.
By all means, take the time for yourself and when everything is right, you'll no doubt create something amazing! When that time comes, if you're okay with it I would still be very interested helping behind the scenes. The Pgh filmmaking scene is fascinating (I did a zombie film before that never saw the light of day) and I'm fascinated by the technical aspects of it all.
Years ago I was horrified that anyone would want to sit in the splash zone, but this is such playful fun! Then there's the accidental exposure... Very creative wetlook scenario, even if it unlocked an early fear. Love the stand-in whale!
How glamorous and pretty! That dress is lovely and you look like some type of nature goddess. I wore casual clothes in my outdoor creek wetlook photos but will have to try something like this. This looks like Ophelia, only having a great time soaking in the water instead of having everything go wrong.
...The amount of laughter over this baby pie was ridiculous; it was a pot-pie pan I'd saved for no apparent reason and then when I broke it out in the midst of our pie fight, we both "d'awwed" over it for about ten seconds before it landed in my face.
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Photo: Aww, it's a baby pie! Almost too cute to use.2/22/20report
Perfect excuse to give the boss: "They were like that when I got here."
Love this, her expression and the humor in this shot are great. It's pretty much what we all wanted to try as youngsters in "hey, look at me!" mode: "Look, I'm a unicorn!" Or a cat (?) in this case.
Photo: Could this be a still from a video? Stay tuned!11/24/19report
THAT is just a great slapstick villain reaction face! She looks 110 percent done with this, judging by the gritted teeth, fisted hands and the clean marks where she angrily swiped the mess off.
As one of my fiction characters once said, "Sometimes you just have to laugh when everything goes wrong." Gravity: 1, Chevy Cobalt: 0.
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Photo: Unintentional Car WAM -- oh noes!7/20/19report
Dougie -- Sadly, no. It only had water in it -- what a disappointment! I guess you've got to go to a GWAR concert to get properly gunged up. (Or ICP if Faygo is your thing.)
Yeah, maybe some context for the photo would be helpful. The band is Mac Sabbath, a Black Sabbath tribute band with McDonald's characters. Look 'em up on YouTube, because they're hilarious! After the show they all came out to meet their fans.
By the power of Greyskull! I didn't have a slime pit toy as a kid, but I did have Castle Greyskull and that had its own dungeon room, complete with sets of manacles to chain up my under-dressed, muscled-up action figures. :)
Miiighta read this one too many times back in the day, and that's why my fiction involves somebody coming to somebody else's rescue a few too many times.