Every day this season I'm betting on baseball and putting my dignity on the line. Every day I lose more bets than I win means a pie thrown in my face and a square of my choice from the Pick Your Punishment Board, which contains messes like a pie spanking, a bucket of slime, maple syrup, and naked pie barrage, to count a few.

For Video #5 of Messy Baseball Bets, I was literally just sitting there watching the game in my Mets jersey, but my girlfriend decided That was the right time to clobber me with pies for losing some bets. It was so unfair, and now my jersey is ruined.