Every day this past baseball season I bet on the sport and put my dignity on the line. Every day I lose more bets than I win means a pie thrown in my face and a square of my choice from my Pick Your Punishment Board, which contains messes like a pie spanking, a bucket of slime, maple syrup, and naked pie barrage, to count a few.

For this video, I wore my lucky outfit, a matching blue Lycra top and bottom. Unluckily for me, by the end of the video, not much of it was still blue.