Comments on content by piesplats

Perfect !

piedinsuit17Photo: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my faceThursdayreport

Fuuuck that's so hot.

SlimeCubPhoto: Splooosh6 days agoreport

Great cumshot!!

ScottSlopDadPhoto: Splooosh7 days agoreport

Once again, hot as fuck.

ScottSlopDadPhoto: Big splats7 days agoreport

Very studly.

Jewel of OregonPhoto: Creamy7 days agoreport

looks like someone is about to slime himself...

CreamDreamPhoto: Ready to blow7 days agoreport

oh man, brooo!!

CreamDreamPhoto: Splooosh7 days agoreport

Wow :blush: Stunningly hot!

GungedStoogePhoto: Ready to blow7 days agoreport

I really thought you pied was as hot as it could get. And then you added a harness. Fuck.

SlimeCubPhoto: Big splats7 days agoreport

Beaut pies 8-D 8-D 8-D

megapiesPhoto: Big splats7 days agoreport

Soooo incredibly hot - all of it 8-D

megapiesPhoto: Splooosh7 days agoreport

I'm so hungry, I could eat an entire pie! (splat)

rodion7Photo: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face12 days agoreport

Interesting way to eat a hungry man dinner...

oilslickPhoto: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face13 days agoreport

My whole beard? Well I'll try^^

WAM_boyPhoto: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face13 days agoreport

When your kid tries to eat something gooey and gets it everywhere except their mouth!

MuddddyPhoto: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face14 days agoreport

Definitely gotta try this after a hard day at work.

blondbearPhoto: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face14 days agoreport

Fuuuckk!!!

ScottSlopDadPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow14 days agoreport

Great way to unwind. Woof

Jewel of OregonPhoto: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face14 days agoreport

Woooooof

SlimeCubPhoto: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face15 days agoreport

Fuck, so hot!

jimmy00427Photo15 days agoreport

Lookin' good!!

CreamDreamPhoto: Got home from work and plopped a pie in my face15 days agoreport

looking hot man, especially covered in slime

DDGVideo: Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk17 days agoreport

Would have loved to see you flexing your biceps as these pies were landing! That would have reinforced the stud-bro-comeuppance factor for me.

dan77539Video: Pied from both Sides20 days agoreport

Great to see some padded boxing gear getting messy!

foampieVideo: Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk21 days agoreport

Those pies are amazing, especially the third one! You definitely look like you're enjoying this.

rodion7Video: Pied from both Sides21 days agoreport

Beaut pies...and loving those eyes (and the ink :D) - more please (please)!

megapiesVideo: Pied from both Sides21 days agoreport

excellent splats. So envious. So hot clean and creamed

Jewel of OregonVideo: Pied from both Sides21 days agoreport

Not only are you checking all my boxes, you're adding boxes I never knew I had. Sexy AF, keep it up. Like you do me.

DareMeVideo: Pied from both Sides21 days agoreport

You'd make such an ideal pie buddy! Not just good looking with a fantastic huggable body, but also good-natured, which you show by laughing like crazy when you get pied, the best combination. I'd literally love to get my hands on you!

jonh387Video: Pied from both Sides21 days agoreport

I'll never tire of watching you get splatted.

splashing_obscenelyVideo: Pied from both Sides22 days agoreport

I just wanted some of that pie...

PieGungeGuyPhoto22 days agoreport

Those a handy friends to have. That was really good. Even the second round. If you ever get to Vegas, you know we gotta colab!!!

MusclestoogeVideo: Pied from both Sides22 days agoreport

There's something about your pure, unbridled joy of having those cream pies engulf your face that makes me so happy!!

FormalWAMVideo: Pied from both Sides22 days agoreport

Mmmpfh! (whch means thank you)

rodion7Photo22 days agoreport

Cheer up no need for that crusty look on your face.

oilslickPhoto23 days agoreport

I'm missing leg day for this

PiedNVPhoto23 days agoreport

Put firmly right in its place

mgiardsPhoto23 days agoreport

When I said this pie's so good you'll dive face first into it... This is what I had in mind

PieFitterPhoto23 days agoreport

Is that cake batter as the green slime? Another fun idea would be to act like it was paint and someone brush or roller it all over you then dump it all over you like they would do on the 3 stooges

Brianc_159Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow23 days agoreport

I love to watch it slowly slide down your face and fall on your bare chest

Brianc_159Photo23 days agoreport

Got it good. Woof

Jewel of OregonPhoto23 days agoreport

From far away, it looked like it would fit in my mouth!

ChiefPieTossPhoto23 days agoreport

Just beautiful. Fantastic pie too.

SlimeCubPhoto24 days agoreport

The splash rebound from that headgear is great!

CytheSplatPuppyVideo: Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk24 days agoreport

PERFECT placement 8-D

megapiesPhoto24 days agoreport

Nice. I volunteer to be next!

BoundBeardBearPhoto24 days agoreport

oh that cocky boxer def deserved that

southern_gungeVideo: Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk25 days agoreport

Just phenomenal. We absolutely love to see it.

splashing_obscenelyVideo: Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk25 days agoreport

Amazing!!

dallasfratVideo: Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped--courtesy of Jay852uk25 days agoreport

I love this video -- the pies, the coverage, the banter. That man can take a pie in the face. And I love that the crusts stuck so well

coolhand70Video: Pieing My Lookalike5/31/25report

Such a stud. Love seeing you get it.

Jewel of OregonPhoto: "Hit me"5/29/25report

This is just perfect.

HairyPitSlopPhoto: "Hit me"5/28/25report

Oh, I love this vid�o ! You are amazing

weteric44Video: Pied in a Bow Tie5/24/25report

Why is that pie so close to my face??

in2piesPhoto: "Hit me"5/23/25report

the antici-PIE-tion is FILL-ing me

eyesaretheskyPhoto: "Hit me"5/23/25report

Pie me all you want, I'll never talk!

MuddddyPhoto: "Hit me"5/23/25report

I don't think I asked for seconds, but now you are offering so I cannot refuse!

megapiesPhoto: "Hit me"5/23/25report

Oh good my dessert is here

DSlapstickPhoto: "Hit me"5/23/25report

Loving the smile before impact 8-D

megapiesPhoto: "Hit me"5/21/25report

PERFECT pie. And it goes without saying beautiful body too!

SlimeCubPhoto: "Hit me"5/21/25report

Sexy!!

Geek87Photo: "Hit me"5/21/25report

that hairy body...woof!

PieSlimeluvrPhoto: "Hit me"5/21/25report

This is a really Hot Pie video and the two of you are fantastic!

SeangungeVideo: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies5/16/25report

That was fucking hot. I look forward to whatever other shenanigans you get yourself into.

blondbearScene: A Super Sloppy Suck5/13/25report

HOT DAMN!!!!!!

M4travelsVideo: Pieing My Lookalike5/12/25report

Oh my gosh. I nutted so hard watching this. What I would do to be there with you helping you moan and grunt for me. Let you pie me, let me suck yours pie covered dick. Have you cum on my pie covered face.

MasterPandaTXScene: A Super Sloppy Suck5/12/25report

I second this, how do I sign up?

CoileanScene: A Super Sloppy Suck5/12/25report

Where does one sign up!!!!

TheGreatSplatsbyScene: A Super Sloppy Suck5/12/25report

You are a work of art!

gungelovePhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/10/25report

It's not easy being green. So here is a crowning glory

Jewel of OregonPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/9/25report

Was hoping for a liquid lunch....

megapiesPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/9/25report

Amazing - oh yeah!

rodion7Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/9/25report

Umm, it looks like you got some slime on your kielbasa, dude. Seriously, congrats on being featured again on the home page.

dan77539Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/9/25report

Omg! So sexy

Bpie85 verbalPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/9/25report

For HALLOWEEN, Shrek wants to be a baby ghoost.

ChiefPieTossPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report

Deserves Wammer of the Year for this image alone

messychris67Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report

Holy cow this is magnificent. I want to see the video! ;)

MasterPandaTXPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report

That time I got creamed!

jakesm13Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report

Piesplats' re-enactment of Slimer in the local am-dram of Ghost Busters turned a few heads!

MuddddyPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report

The toxic slimevenger!

WamslamthankumamPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report

Thats about as good as it gets!

MusclestoogePhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report

Damn, sign me up!

BPieStoogePhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report

Thank you for sharing this! If only that would happen to more of us.

blondbearPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report

OMG - more like this please (PLEASE!) :love:

megapiesPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/8/25report

DAMN!!!

PieMeLAPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report

Each time you post, I think it can't get any hotter, and every time it is

PieEM88Photo: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report

Who're you about to blow though :P

MessyBearMattPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report

...WOW

GungedStoogePhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report

Always a pleasure to see you enjoying getting slimed mate!!

gazPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report

Holy. Fuck.

Pretty sure you posted the hottest photo on UMD. You wear slime and pie SO well. Hope you did in fact blow...

SlimeCubPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report

nothing hotter than a slimed cock

CarolinapiesPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report

You're ready to blow? I'm ready to blow you.

splashing_obscenelyPhoto: Slimed, pied, and ready to blow5/7/25report

My number one dream is to be on the receiving end of a vicious barrage of huge cream pies and preferably naked and bound tightly and perhaps have a dick or a dildo deep inside my ass. Would you or anyone else reading this like to oblige my biggest fantasy. I will do anything you want in return for making my fantasy cum true. Only limits are no bodily fluids and no serious pain given or receiving. Otherwise lay it out and let's get wild

GetPiedUpPhoto: I lost track of how many pies it was 5/2/25report

Hotness overload!!

thespyVideo: Pieing My Lookalike5/2/25report

One of my favourite videos on here. Both great guys, who take the custard pies so very well. I hope that you're able to do more videos together. Thank you for posting.

blueypieVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/29/25report

please give us the whole show ... that snippet is already so damn hot

stefan2209Photo: Pied by the hunky Piedaddy4/20/25report

Fuuuck.

ScottSlopDadPhoto: Pied by the hunky Piedaddy4/20/25report

Any one else having trouble getting this to play?

PaulJ888Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/19/25report

This could not have been hotter! Thanks

leatherpieVideo: Pieing My Lookalike4/17/25report

Two bearded guys pieing each other - oh yeah!

rodion7Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/17/25report