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"So the Shrek Special comes with a double swamp sliming and two cream pies? Great I'll have that!"
HunkinthegunkPhoto: Jolly Green Pieing6 hours agoreport
I was supposed to be selling sweet corn not pies
MessyBrainPhoto: Jolly Green Pieing11 hours agoreport
Huh, I've always taken my pies before the slime, but this is a strong case for trying it the other way
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SuperSloppyPhoto: Jolly Green Pieing13 hours agoreport
No, I'm the Incredible Hulk, you're Dr Bruce Banner, remember?!
Dessert_TrolleyPhoto: Jolly Green Pieing15 hours agoreport
Does this pie go with my slime?
Jewel of OregonPhoto: Jolly Green Pieing15 hours agoreport
Hulk hungry hulk want pie!
oilslickPhoto: Jolly Green Pieing19 hours agoreport
Would love to see you get green slimed in a wrestling singlet again!
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messman12345678Photo: Jolly Green Pieing20 hours agoreport
Hot!
Pie VikingPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!yesterdayreport
Looking good in green
cfsmud38Photo: Jolly Green Pieingyesterdayreport
This is the hottest photo set you've ever posted
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messychris67Photo: Jolly Green PieingWednesdayreport
What a sight! :splosh:
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GungedStoogePhoto: Jolly Green PieingWednesdayreport
gorgeous
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AlexxxPhoto: Jolly Green PieingWednesdayreport
You have a burning hot body, especially all slimed and pied up.
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AllpiedupPhoto: Jolly Green PieingWednesdayreport
Top left is especially hot
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piecubPhoto: Jolly Green PieingWednesdayreport
The NAUGHTIEST WAM boy....
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kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: Jolly Green PieingWednesdayreport
This is some of your best work! 100% hot
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MusclestoogePhoto: Jolly Green PieingWednesdayreport
@Hunkinthegunk I would like to know too. That is perfect slime.
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Lurker2022Photo: Hulking out Tuesdayreport
Damn, what kind of slime is that!? I'm typically good at guessing but you have me stumped
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HunkinthegunkPhoto: Hulking out Tuesdayreport
Man you are just perfect, holy shit
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Lurker2022Photo: Hulking out Tuesdayreport
I can't believe someone like you actually exists. How are you that hot and also have the most quality slime and pieings? Legitimately insane. AND you perfectly understand the, like, praxis of pieings and the surrounding atmosphere and emotion of it, too. Like you know the tiny things that make it so sexy and humiliating in the first place. You just...GET it, man.
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Lurker2022Photo: Jolly Green PieingTuesdayreport
When can I suck that cock?
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erapstrebor15Photo: Jolly Green PieingTuesdayreport
Need to see the video :loveeyes:
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anongungePhoto: Hulking out Tuesdayreport
100% the hottest picture I've seen on here...
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SlimeCubPhoto: Hulking out Tuesdayreport
Wd love to see the reaction down below..... :P
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megapiesPhoto: Hulking out Tuesdayreport
I am jealous
erapstrebor15Video: Slimed Again by Jay852ukTuesdayreport
Very nice and he really hit his face hard
tilly12Video: Splatoon15 days agoreport
Freaking gorgeous, so good to see young men doing this carrying on the tradition
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tilly12Photo: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face23 days agoreport
It's so thick!
CreamDreamVideo: Slimed Again by Jay852uk27 days agoreport
I just keep coming back to these...you wear slime SO well.
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SlimeCubPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/30/24report
No doubt; this is a great piefight!
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dutchpiefaceVideo: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies10/29/24report
It's always amazing seeing a HOT guy like you get creamed!
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mudluvrPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/28/24report
That's a tough interview question - I don't know... (ha)
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rodion7Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/25/24report
OMG, those pigeons are evil !
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goateepiePhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/23/24report
Always wondered what it would be like to be Kermit the Frog.
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/23/24report
Ha missed me Windsor
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NavyPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/23/24report
Very very sexy!!
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TheGreatSplatsbyPhoto: Getting Gooped by Jay852uk10/23/24report
Some quadruplets are luckier than others!
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megapiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/23/24report
You look amazing!
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suitsandpiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
Those reactions are *chef's kiss* perfect
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Messy MartinPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
Why yes I'll try the cream rinse.
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oilslickPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
hot hot hot hot
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soggyazPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
I stayed up waiting for the arrival of Santa Goo!
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
We all need to see video <3 :O
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orfinPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
Playful
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CuriouspaintsPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
Good thing I've got no pants on....
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megapiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/22/24report
Not much of a slime guy but looks good and creamy. Like the pie topper
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
Oh yes please. You are quite obviously enjoying that.
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blondbearPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
This slime looks amazing. How hot!
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MasterPandaTXPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
The way your beard looks covered in slime is SO good.
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SlimeCubPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
Brilliant!
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funmattPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
MEGAhot :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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megapiesPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
Awesome!
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hunchoPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
NAUGHTIEST wam boy ever
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kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report
Beautiful. Thank you for keeping the art alive.
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blondbearPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/20/24report
Mutual decoration and admiration 8-D 8-D 8-D
megapiesPhoto10/15/24report
That splatter is great - wow!
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rodion7Photo: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report
Nicely done. Looking good
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report
Handsome man. Woof
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report
:loveeyes:
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hunchoPhoto: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/12/24report
So do I look like my profile pic?
I guess I got my answer
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report
ONE
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piefootPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report
Lemon chiffon? Dead on! Right on! It's on.
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shinyslick_1999Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report
Off to a good start!
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piefootPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report
How do we continue a pie fight?
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wetjeanguyPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/9/24report
Expert facial, WAM style
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report
Try and see what you get back in your face!
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MIU2Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report
The first splat is the best.
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cfsmud38Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report
Is that all you have got
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mysterysimonPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report
The naughtiest boy on UMD
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kevinsmithkevin1985Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/8/24report
Great drippy pie. I have never seen Pie #1 delivered that way, but it worked out great! Hotness!
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MusclestoogePhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report
Another triumph - epic mess! :loveeyes:
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megapiesPhoto: I got slimed and pied! GIF10/7/24report
one of the hottest scenes :)
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CarolinapiesPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report
Fuuuuuuuck.
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SlimeCubPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report
Lovin' that 'Yes!' - beaut guy and beaut pie :loveeyes:
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megapiesPhoto: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report
My impromptu "Legoman" costume for the UMD Halloween party.
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: 59/24/24report
I always wear gloves for dealing with a messy meal!
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megapiesPhoto: 59/24/24report
As soon as the umpire removes his face mask, share a messy face mask in place of it!
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wetjeanguyPhoto: 59/24/24report
Fucking love it
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Demetri2186Photo: 29/24/24report
Lt. preface reporting for duty!
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oilslickPhoto: 59/23/24report
It's tough to not call "Strike!" on the wipeout pitch,
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ChiefPieTossPhoto: 59/23/24report
When you dress up your campfire marshmallow in a flack vest
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Kevmo26LAPhoto: 59/23/24report
Another succesful day of edible missile training
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PiedTargetsPhoto: 59/23/24report
You'll notice the pie proof vest is still clean.
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cfsmud38Photo: 59/23/24report
Using pie tactics. Piesplats reports to the mess.
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LeRexPhoto: 59/23/24report
Such a handsome stud
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: 19/23/24report
I thought this was glamour shots.
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: 59/23/24report
Now give the pie tin a twist in his face
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Brianc_159Photo: 29/23/24report
It's always fun to see the hand on the pie tin
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Brianc_159Photo: 49/23/24report
So, knock first from now on. Got it.
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Jaysus20Photo: 59/23/24report
If you didn't like my call you should of just told me, this was uncalled for
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DSlapstickPhoto: 59/23/24report
Sooo hot to get messy with sneaker
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wetsneakerVideo: Slimed in My "lucky" Jersey9/23/24report
"Must mean I've been sent down to the minor leagues."
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pmeu22Photo: 59/23/24report
When a Naughty Boy is ready for his punishment
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Love that you are already sitting in it :P :P :P
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megapiesPhoto: 19/22/24report
Nice splat hot man
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Jewel of OregonPhoto: 59/22/24report
Absolutely love this!
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M4travelsVideo: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies9/7/24report
Niceeeeeeeee
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M4travelsPhoto: What's better than a pie in the face? Three pies 9/7/24report
Oh yes!
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M4travelsPhoto: A splat and a kiss - with Carolinapies9/3/24report
Is it safe to assume that pie you're holding was promptly taken from your hand and planted in your face?
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pieguy446Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/30/24report
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